Custom Title for Hamel Time...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-09-24 10:08pm

He's 500 posts from the 2k mark, and quite frankly
he's screaming out for "SD.N Bong" due to his general
fuckedupness in a good way

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-24 10:11pm

It's my belief that Hamel types in an alien language that just happens to sound like English...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-24 10:14pm

Come to think of it, I'm past the 2k mark, though I thought that we had to wait till 2.5k for a title. I should think of one, or make a Reality Thread where people create and then vote custom titles off the island and the surviving title gets submitted to an admin.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-09-24 10:14pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Come to think of it, I'm past the 2k mark, though I thought that we had to wait till 2.5k for a title. I should think of one, or make a Reality Thread where people create and then vote custom titles off the island and the surviving title gets submitted to an admin.

You've easily earned it, Gil, more than some members, IMHO.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-24 10:43pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:You've easily earned it, Gil, more than some members, IMHO.

Don't know about that. I'll be the first to admit that a hunk of my posts have been processed chipped ham and/or meant to screw with people who take themselves too serious rather than hard content. I think that my dicking around hasn't endeared me with too many people or the admins.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-24 10:45pm

I know I've got the post count. But am I worthy of a title yet? Yes or no I'm not gonna actually try one yet...just wondering.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-24 10:53pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Don't know about that. I'll be the first to admit that a hunk of my posts have been processed chipped ham and/or meant to screw with people who take themselves too serious rather than hard content. I think that my dicking around hasn't endeared me with too many people or the admins.

You are the most hated member of the board. You will never get a custom title. You are the reason that Daddy drinks.

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I'm sorry, was that over the top?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-24 10:55pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:You are the most hated member of the board. You will never get a custom title. You are the reason that Daddy drinks.

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I'm sorry, was that over the top?

Well, as long as I'm getting Daddy drunk, then I'm happy.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-24 11:00pm

Bah. I have over 5000 posts and I'm still not sure whether I should ask for a title or not.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-24 11:00pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:You are the most hated member of the board. You will never get a custom title. You are the reason that Daddy drinks.

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I'm sorry, was that over the top?

We love you too Pablo.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-24 11:02pm

Hamel NEEDS a title that has to do with stale bread cutting a penis. I mean, come on.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-24 11:03pm

You all have my blessing for titles, as far as that goes.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-24 11:04pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Hamel NEEDS a title that has to do with stale bread cutting a penis. I mean, come on.

Penis sandwich?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-24 11:21pm

Shinova wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Hamel NEEDS a title that has to do with stale bread cutting a penis. I mean, come on.
Penis sandwich?

No. That would be like just handing a fistful of free jokes to the GALE men. I can already see Einhander posting "I'd like a bite of that" ten times in the first day. Are you sure you could deal with that?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-24 11:23pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:I know I've got the post count. But am I worthy of a title yet? Yes or no I'm not gonna actually try one yet...just wondering.

"Mr. Stabby, la la la la la la he's Mr. Stabby..."

Rock on my arch nemesis.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-24 11:24pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Shinova wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Hamel NEEDS a title that has to do with stale bread cutting a penis. I mean, come on.
Penis sandwich?
No. That would be like just handing a fistful of free jokes to the GALE men. I can already see Einhander posting "I'd like a bite of that" ten times in the first day. Are you sure you could deal with that?

It'd be Hamel dealing with it. And let's face it. He's never going to live that one down.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-24 11:25pm

Shinova wrote: Penis sandwich?

Pangatana would be cooler.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-24 11:27pm

Sorry, I havn't earned a title yet

But I'll always have my big butt

"Soo.... gimme summa dem sweepstakes" *click*

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-24 11:40pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote: No. That would be like just handing a fistful of free jokes to the GALE men. I can already see Einhander posting "I'd like a bite of that" ten times in the first day. Are you sure you could deal with that?

You malign us, sir!

A) Falling for so obvious a joke violates the GALE Force charter, punishable by up to 72 hours in the orgasmatron 5000.

B) It is a poor joke, on top of being obvious.I said "on top of" while talking about a penis joke! Wheeee! LOL, OMFG!!!11!!!1!

We have our standards, right boys?

David · Post by **David** » 2003-09-25 12:37am

Shinova wrote:Bah. I have over 5000 posts and I'm still not sure whether I should ask for a title or not.

Ha but you might be the one and perhaps only person to get the special titles for the high up posters.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-25 12:59am

Since when is the limit 2k? I thought it was 2.5k!

Oh, and how about "Master of the Stale Bread Penile Guillotine"? Gah, too verbose, maybe "Stale Bread Penile Guillotinist"...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-25 01:04am

Bongsmoker

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-25 01:36am

I know it's not a bong, but this thread makes me think of the George Carlin quote... "A cigar is just a big brown dick that rich pussies suck."

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-25 01:37am

...has a big butt.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-09-25 01:41am

k, when do I get a title then. Probably never so fudge it