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Happy Bifday!

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Ladies, Gentlemen, Monkies of all shapes! Today is the 28th birthday of LadyTevar.

Anyone wishing to contest the number shown can report to my tower for disintigration.
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Happy Birthday, LadyTevar! We shall hold a righteous feast in your honor, with the best bards in the land!
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Bifday? I hope for your sake that's a bad in-joke and not DESECRATION of my beloved language.

Happy birthday Ms. W. Mage. :D
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Happy B-Day from Mongo...! :P :wink:
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Dalton wrote:Happy Birthday, LadyTevar! We shall hold a righteous feast in your honor, with the best bards in the land!
Mmm grilled bard.....


Happy birthday.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Dalton wrote:Happy Birthday, LadyTevar! We shall hold a righteous feast in your honor, with the best bards in the land!
Mmm grilled bard.....


Happy birthday.
The one from Asterix is a tasty one.
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Post by LadyTevar »

Thank you, everyone!

While I really should contest SirNitram's statement of my age..... well.... he's taken me to Applebee's and served me 9ozSteak with Shrimp, and Cheesecake. :lol:

So yes! I'm 28! Again!

And my baby brother is 30 ;)
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Happy birthday kid. May you have many a 28th birthdays in years to come. :D :D
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Now I know Tevar's said something about being in her thirties. I think it was when a 19 yo said he was old.
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Ah yes!
LadyTevar wrote:
Rye wrote:3 days until i'm 19....shit, I'm old.
*WHAM*

*Sets down warhammer*
The next person that declares under 21 as 'old' will be shot.

10 days until my birthday, when I will be over 30 by another damn year. So, until you youngsters can actually remember everything that VH1's "I love the '70's" mentioned... DON'T SAY YOU'RE OLD!!!

Hell.. If you didn't see the original Ep 4 premiere in theatres in '77, AND ARE OLD ENOUGH TO TO HAVE HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT VADER, DON'T CLAIM TO BE OLD!!

*walks off, muttering about kids just outta high school shouldn't claim to BE OLD.*
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anarchistbunny wrote:Now I know Tevar's said something about being in her thirties. I think it was when a 19 yo said he was old.
Blame Nitram. I know how old I am, and I didn't ask him to fib about my age.

oh.. and he wants to speak to you in his tower, AB.
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Hey Lady Tevar Hapy B-day!
*rolls out a few kegs of mead*
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Happy Birthday! :wink:
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hey Lady Tevar Hapy B-day!
*rolls out a few kegs of mead*
Mead?!

Ooooooooooooooooooo.
And here I'd always heard you were a mean, nasty, evil person..... :lol:
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LadyTevar wrote:Mead?!

Ooooooooooooooooooo.
And here I'd always heard you were a mean, nasty, evil person..... :lol:
Well, to people he hates, yeah. But then his friends reap the rewards of his psychotic killfests. Be glad you number among them ;)
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LadyTevar wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hey Lady Tevar Hapy B-day!
*rolls out a few kegs of mead*
Mead?!

Ooooooooooooooooooo.
And here I'd always heard you were a mean, nasty, evil person..... :lol:
I am but I decied to do my good dead for the coming new year so I can be an asshole with having to worry about blancing it all out before the year is up.
:lol:
Have a good one Lady T
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Happy Birthday Dear LadyTevar enjoy your day.

BTW Nitram....what exactly is a Bifday. See thread title. :P
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I vehemently veto the disintegration of AB.



Bards just aren't my taste. Roast rabbit, on the other hand...

Happy birthday, m'lady, have a good one!!
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hipy papy bthuthdy.

(I thought it was a couple of days ago?)
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Hey, congrats!

*wanders over towards the beer table*

Hey, can I get a-

DALTON: No way, dude.

KUJA: But-

CYRAN: You are not getting drunk twice in two days!

KUJA: But-

HIT-MAN: How bout you just have a coke?

KUJA: But-

DALTON: Seriously, man, stick to the nonalchoholic stuff for once.

KUJA: But-

ESB: IT'S A PARTY! WE NEED TENTACLE PORN!

*in the ensuing confusion, Kuja grabs a beer and hides it up his sleeve*

KUJA: OK, never mind, let's just keep the party going, shall we?
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LOL, good one Kuja ;)
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Happy Aniversary of your arrival. Here have a kitten;

ok, where did it go!

damn breed shouldn't get kitten's from Wonderland, they are always dissappearing on you....
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LadyTevar wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Now I know Tevar's said something about being in her thirties. I think it was when a 19 yo said he was old.
Blame Nitram. I know how old I am, and I didn't ask him to fib about my age.

oh.. and he wants to speak to you in his tower, AB.
You know Tevar...over AIM you said you were gonna be 28. Actually had me going for awhile...

So don't try to blame this one on Nitram. You were more than happy to say you're 28. :P
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Happy Birthday LadyTevar! :)
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Happy 28th birthday! And just to assure, I promise I'll never complain about being old. I'll have plenty of time to do that after I'm dead. :wink:
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