Those of you who own houses probably know what an escrow account is. It pays your taxes. (Property taxes)
so this guy calls up, Irate as hell because he got a letter....
guy-"HEY! I got a letter from the IRS saying I owe back taxes! But, you guys collect money every month for my taxes, what the HELL are you all doing down there?!"
Me-"Sir? May I have your loan number?"
guy-"blahblahblahblah"
Me-"Thank you sir. Now, you state you recieved a letter from the IRS, right?"
guy- "Yes, I believe I just got finished saying that, Where's my money if it's not paying my damn taxes?!"
Me-"Sir, the IRS is concerned with your income tax, not your property tax. The IRS is a federal agency, property taxes are charged/collected by your city/county/school district."
guy-"What?! but I thought...wait..let me just check this letter again...I thought..."
Me- (thinking) you dipwad. how in the hell did you end up with a mortgage?
guy-(meekly) Well, I'll tell ya what I'll do...I'm gonna read this letter over again...to make sure....I'll uh...I'll call you guys back....
Me- okay, sir, thank you for calling, and have a Great day! (thinking) dumbass. I hope you don't have kids.
Just thought i'd share that story. Have a great day, all!
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