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Darth Wong wrote:
aronkerkhof wrote: All are superior to KY, which if anyone uses for a sex lube, they are *really* missing out. It seems to me that once you get past the quantum leap improvement over the nasty KY, Astroglide and Probe are pretty similar. What's so great about the ID Glide?
It lasts a long time, is very slippery, and washes off easily without a residue.
How easy or difficult for the wife wash the lube out of her? :?:
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Rubberanvil wrote:
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aronkerkhof wrote: All are superior to KY, which if anyone uses for a sex lube, they are *really* missing out. It seems to me that once you get past the quantum leap improvement over the nasty KY, Astroglide and Probe are pretty similar. What's so great about the ID Glide?
It lasts a long time, is very slippery, and washes off easily without a residue.
How easy or difficult for the wife wash the lube out of her? :?:
The problem is not the lube on the inside, it's the lube smeared on the outside.
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Oral stimmulation and finger works the best for me. Everything slides right on in without a hitch(vaginal or anal).

I did have a girlfreind about 15 years ago who had a problem with dryness. We just used Kentucky Jelly(KY).
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Dargos wrote:Oral stimmulation and finger works the best for me. Everything slides right on in without a hitch(vaginal or anal).
Even anal??!?!? How does that work? Do you stick it in the front door for lubrication before going in the back?
I did have a girlfreind about 15 years ago who had a problem with dryness. We just used Kentucky Jelly(KY).
Too viscous.
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Darth Wong wrote: Even anal??!?!? How does that work? Do you stick it in the front door for lubrication before going in the back?
Vaginal Secreation+Saliva=Great LUBE. It drips down while doing some tounge arobics, and I lube her up with some finger work. Works for us :D

And no.. I never mix vaginal and anal, at least not without washing myself before switching. Women can get some bad infections from switch hitting without washing.

As for the KY, meh.. I was 16 at the time and didn't know any better.
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ID lube = t3h sux0r

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Dargos wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Even anal??!?!? How does that work? Do you stick it in the front door for lubrication before going in the back?
Vaginal Secreation+Saliva=Great LUBE. It drips down while doing some tounge arobics, and I lube her up with some finger work. Works for us :D
Ah, I see. You do that "foreplay" thing :)

I think my wife and I must be unusual. She always tells me to just stick it in.
And no.. I never mix vaginal and anal, at least not without washing myself before switching. Women can get some bad infections from switch hitting without washing.
Well, you can switch from 1 to 2, just not the other way around :)
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aerius wrote:
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aerius wrote:Speaking of lube, I've been seeing ads about "KY Warming Lotion" which is advertised as a lube used for sex. Has anyone tried this stuff yet?
BAD! IT BURNS! I though my dick was on fire. and the wife didn't like the shit either.
Note to self, do NOT use "KY Warming Lotion". Thanks for taking one for the team! :D
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WET!!!! We love WET! Actually, we buy the huge refill size. You never wanna run out of lube at a critical moment! "OUCH! :shock: "

If we can't get WET we will substitute ID GLIDE.

HMMMMMMMMM GLIDE, that is such a great word! :twisted:
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BrYaN19kc wrote:WET!!!! We love WET! Actually, we buy the huge refill size. You never wanna run out of lube at a critical moment! "OUCH! :shock: "

If we can't get WET we will substitute ID GLIDE.

HMMMMMMMMM GLIDE, that is such a great word! :twisted:
The possibility of running out of refills is easily dealt with if you just keep a few spare bottles around. Of course, it also helps to have a 24-hour adult video/toy store in town :)
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Darth Wong wrote: The possibility of running out of refills is easily dealt with if you just keep a few spare bottles around. Of course, it also helps to have a 24-hour adult video/toy store in town :)

Some of us aren't so lucky to have a 24-hour adutl video/toy store around. However, there are a bunch of 24-hour Walgreens drug stores and they usually cary Astroglide and a few other types of lube. :)
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Bryan's back!

Where the FUCK have you been?
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InnerBrat wrote:Bryan's back!

Where the FUCK have you been?
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BrYaN19kc wrote:WET!!!! We love WET! Actually, we buy the huge refill size. You never wanna run out of lube at a critical moment! "OUCH! :shock: "

If we can't get WET we will substitute ID GLIDE.

HMMMMMMMMM GLIDE, that is such a great word! :twisted:
First off welcome back! :D

Second.. I cant' stand either of those lubes.. XP

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hahhaha, you guys have been talking about lube for three pages straight.... hehe, this is the funniest thing ive seen all day.


1pm -_- .... gosh todays gonna be boring. ^_^




ID glide is cool and all, but it does dry out if not remoistened... personally ive never needed any lube for conventional sex, but i use alot of it on the funky butt lovin ¬_¬
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aphexmonster wrote:ID glide is cool and all, but it does dry out if not remoistened... personally ive never needed any lube for conventional sex, but i use alot of it on the funky butt lovin ¬_¬
You think THIS is funny? Check my post in HoS about flamewars...

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Darth Wong wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote:WET!!!! We love WET! Actually, we buy the huge refill size. You never wanna run out of lube at a critical moment! "OUCH! :shock: "

If we can't get WET we will substitute ID GLIDE.

HMMMMMMMMM GLIDE, that is such a great word! :twisted:
The possibility of running out of refills is easily dealt with if you just keep a few spare bottles around. Of course, it also helps to have a 24-hour adult video/toy store in town :)
We have 3. As it happens I'm only minutes away from all of them.
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