Happy Bifday!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-26 06:47pm

Happy Birthday LadyTevar!

*engages in small talk. The transmitter is planted*

Now why don't you go off with your husband to celebrate your birthday in his super-top secret hideout, mkay?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 06:52pm

Ten bucks says she and Nitram actually in their mid 60s, having gotten past tragedies like being seperated due to his service in the Korean war to the day he came home in a titanium white vinyl leisure suit with a blue high collar. It's been a long road, you hep cats, but keep on truckin'!

*runs like the fucking wind*

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-26 07:11pm

*looks over his shoulder at Gils retreating form*

Yes, absolutely, happy birthday *shakes LadyTevar's hand*, no really, I mean that, *keeps shaking it* fantastic...

*shouts over shoulder*
Run, man! Run!

Happy Birthday.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-26 07:17pm

Look out for the kitten Lumberjack and Gil.

It's a Shroender/Cheshire mix...

It's a kitten that can dissappear and be neither here nor there....

pure chaos, incredably cute (when visible) and has rasor sharp claws and some wierd mage abilities....

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-26 07:21pm

*Pulls out his sniper rifle, aims, and fires. Gil goes down screaming about his leg being shot.* One down...

*Cyran turns to Lumberjack.* Nah, Nitram can deal with you.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-26 07:29pm

<mew>
"anyone got any milk?
<mew>

"oohhh goody fresh blood" *begins laping and cleaning paws and wiskers....

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-26 07:32pm

I hate being late for these things but happy Birthday Lady Tevar!!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 08:46pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Pulls out his sniper rifle, aims, and fires. Gil goes down screaming about his leg being shot.* One down...

*stands back up, dusts himself off, and keeps running*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-26 08:50pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Pulls out his sniper rifle, aims, and fires. Gil goes down screaming about his leg being shot.* One down...
*stands back up, dusts himself off, and keeps running*

*No sign of Nitram*

*Nope, still none*

*Look up, you stupid fool*

*Brilliant white flash descends from the heavens, hits Gil*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 08:53pm

SirNitram wrote:*No sign of Nitram*

*Nope, still none*

*Look up, you stupid fool*

*Brilliant white flash descends from the heavens, hits Gil*

*is completely unharmed by the brilliant flash, as it's only bright light, keeps running*

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-26 09:09pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
SirNitram wrote:*No sign of Nitram*

*Nope, still none*

*Look up, you stupid fool*

*Brilliant white flash descends from the heavens, hits Gil*
*is completely unharmed by the brilliant flash, as it's only bright light, keeps running*

*small black tortoiseshell cat runs in front of Gil ... just at that right time to trip him, then looks back over her shoulder*
Mew?

Meow. *Tevar grins to her lilkitty, and then smiles widely at Gil, showing far more teeth than is friendly*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 09:12pm

LadyTevar wrote:*small black tortoiseshell cat runs in front of Gil ... just at that right time to trip him, then looks back over her shoulder*
Mew?

Meow. *Tevar grins to her lilkitty, and then smiles widely at Gil, showing far more teeth than is friendly*

*sprays the cat with a water bottle, making it flee like any cat*

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-26 09:16pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:*small black tortoiseshell cat runs in front of Gil ... just at that right time to trip him, then looks back over her shoulder*
Mew?

Meow. *Tevar grins to her lilkitty, and then smiles widely at Gil, showing far more teeth than is friendly*
*sprays the cat with a water bottle, making it flee like any cat*

Sorry Gil. She likes the water bottle. Why do you think I sent her after you and not StarKitty?

*TevKitty and Tevar close in around Gil menacingly*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 09:23pm

LadyTevar wrote:Sorry Gil. She likes the water bottle. Why do you think I sent her after you and not StarKitty?

*TevKitty and Tevar close in around Gil menacingly*

*escapes via plot hole in the fabric of space-time and cannot be followed*

Sucker.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-26 09:26pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Sorry Gil. She likes the water bottle. Why do you think I sent her after you and not StarKitty?

*TevKitty and Tevar close in around Gil menacingly*
*escapes via plot hole in the fabric of space-time and cannot be followed*

Sucker.

*Unfortuanatly, Cyran had written out the plot hole and it closed just as Gil entered it, chopping him in half.*

Sucker.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 09:30pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanatly, Cyran had written out the plot hole and it closed just as Gil entered it, chopping him in half.*

Sucker.

*reforms like a T-1000 and evicts Cyran from the story via creative editing*

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-26 09:31pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Sorry Gil. She likes the water bottle. Why do you think I sent her after you and not StarKitty?

*TevKitty and Tevar close in around Gil menacingly*
*escapes via plot hole in the fabric of space-time and cannot be followed*

Sucker.
*Unfortuanatly, Cyran had written out the plot hole and it closed just as Gil entered it, chopping him in half.*

Sucker.

*blows kiss to Cyran*

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-09-26 09:33pm

Hm, alright then.....time for the big guns.....nothing fucks up the fabric of space and time quite like a large quantity of moniak mead....
*watches as Gil becomes incapacitated, believing himself to be turning inside out....*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-26 09:37pm

Hey, why are you all taking her side? I'm the victim here!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-09-26 09:43pm

Its her party and she'll have you disntegrated if she wants.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-26 10:25pm

Eh, might as well join in on the fun.

*shoots Hamilton in the kidneys with an antiquated pistol*

Hey, if it worked for Aaron Burr...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-27 12:44am

Enough of this.

*uses (TECHNOBABBLE) to throw Gil into a (PLOT DEVICE) which proceeds to (CENSORED) him, revealing that he is a (SPOILER). Gil is then (EDITED) so that he falls into a (PLOT HOLE), which is then (RE-EDITED) and closes forever*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-27 01:20am

Happy Birthday LadyTevar!!!

Does a Happy Birthday dance.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-28 06:36pm

Sorry I missed your birthday, sweetie. Hope you had a lovely day!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-28 06:51pm

You guys suck. And happy birthday, Tevar.