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What's your (or someone else's) most embarrasing/uncomfortable moment?
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master_yoda wrote:What's your (or someone else's) most embarrasing/uncomfortable moment?
Why would I tell that? I mean if it's so embarassing why should I tell a board of strangers?
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Exactly. And what if it breaches expectation of privacy? I don't want to be arrested.
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*Senses a dead thread.*
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Several girl-related screwups. Big, big, big screwups. Suffice to say that I thought a girl liked me, she didn't, we were in front of all of her friends, etc.

I think you get the idea.



By the way, who changed the rolling eyes to a picture of Thrawn?
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Strange I can't remember any... oh yeah there was that one time I said Fuckball in second Grade and forgot totally that Fuck was a bad word :lol: and there was that one time I said I was gay when I didn't know what gay meant (again second grade) There was a time when my ex-friend who was know as a troll by the name of Krazee on this board. He went and followed a dare in which he would take of his pants and say look at me and then the teacher saw (first grade) him. :oops: :lol: and then there was another time when he Always put down the Swastika all over the place and only knew that it was a symbol for well being. :twisted: And for him that was really embarrassing.
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Howedar wrote:By the way, who changed the rolling eyes to a picture of Thrawn?
What?
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Being humiliated in front of the girl I liked Freshman year in High School was the most embarrassing. Pretty much all of High School was uncomfortable.
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Being humiliated in front of the girl I liked Freshman year in High School was the most embarrassing. Pretty much all of High School was uncomfortable.
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<Awkward Silence>

Actually, that would be one of the most embarassing things in the middle of a conversation with a girl you're interested in...

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I have had a lot of embarrasing moments. And too much dignity to describe them.
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recently i got really drunk at a party and started hitting on all the girls there..we're all kinda friends so its not that bad, especially since it was the most amusing thing going on at the party, but i still felt like a bit of jackass when morning came around.
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Nearly getting walked in on while jerkin' the gherkin in the attic. I never knew I could move that fast in that state, the door opened all of about 2" before I slammed into it. Though I am still rather certain she knew.

And there's a few other incedents, but I can't remember them right now.
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I haven't personally experienced a lot of embarassing moments, but I've put other people through them. For example, in HS one of my friends spent practically an entire class period trying to get me to ask this girl out. I wasn't remotely interested in her, but for some reason I kind of got the impression that he liked her (so of course it made sense for me to ask her out). Finally he said that he would leave me alone if I just said "hi" to her after class. So, right after class ended, I went up to her and said "Hi. Will you go out with my friend [name deleted for privacy]." Then I swung my arm around him and pulled him into the conversation. She looked at me like I was crazy for a few seconds and then said "No." My friend's face was so red for about four minutes afterwards. Course, some of that was from him running after me to try and pound me.
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Well I used to have embarassing moments almost every day in school but it all seemed to stop when I stopped falling in love every now and then. Now when I think about it, I must have been more or less constantly in love with various girls from ages 11-15.

But enough about that. My most embarassing moment must have been that time when we had gym class and were playing basket ball. I stood under the goal and got the ball. I threw the ball, it missed, I picked it up again, threw, missed again. Then I realised something; it was my own goal :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: . Luckily for me (and my team), I suck at basket ball. It's a good thing I was known as the smartest and perhaps nicest person in the class. Otherwise my team would probably have kicked the shit out of me :shock: .
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i was in a train and laughed at a guy with a couple of friends quite loudly who was acting strange until the social worker next to him told us that he´s mentally ill and to shut the fuck up.
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When friends had sex next to me. Twice. They thought i was asleep, should've known better, i always go to sleep last. :shock:
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Rye wrote:When friends had sex next to me. Twice. They thought i was asleep, should've known better, i always go to sleep last. :shock:
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Getting pants (boxers included) in front of the girls crosscountry team. Of course, I yelled "OH SHIT!!" as loud as I could so eveyone turned and looked.
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Not my *most* embarrasing moment, but it's up there. Basically, for the next five minutes, one thing kept running through my mind:

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Calling SirNitram by my ex-hubbie's nickname in front of people who know/knew the ex. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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My entire seventh grade year.
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All three years of Middle School for me were a series of embarassing mistakes. High School is a dramatic improvement from it, and I'm going to miss it.
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