Most embarrassing/uncomfortable moment.

[Rye]

When friends had sex next to me. Twice. They thought i was asleep, should've known better, i always go to sleep last.

Thats when you start poking the one closest to you in the small of the back with your finger (they won't know it's your finger) repeatedly and moaning like you are enjoying it too.

No. It isn't. It really really isn't.

My thoughts:

"Oh god, they're not going to do what i think they're going to do are they?"
<friend opens drawer and removes condom, shuts drawer>
"uh oh"
<average grappling with balloon sounds of a condom being put on>
"uh oh"
<what sounds like a blowjob with a condom>
"NAh...that could be something else surely...ah good it's stopped"
<squelch>
"I know only one thing that makes that noise"
<squelch squelch squelch, sound of friend's quilt being moved by sexual movement>
"this is not happening, it's really not happening"
<really heavy breathing, squelch>
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
<put fingers in ears and pretend nothing's happening>
"Ah, much better. I can think of something else now...what the hell do i think of?!"
<removes fingers from ears to see if it's stopped>
<squelch, breathing, bed moving softly>
<fingers back in ears>
<remove from ears minutes later>
female friend whisper: "that was great, i wish he wasn't here so i could've screamed. I'm quivering, can you feel it?That was very good."
male friend whisper: "was it good for you too?"
"oh no, he didnt say that"
<bites hand to stop giggles>
female friend: want to go finish yourself off then?
male friend: ok
<steps over me "it's ok Rye, just off for a piss">
"as if you are"
<male friend returns from toilet>
male friend: "ahh, that was a good piss"
me: "oh"
"as if that was a piss you lying wanker"

THEN it happened again the next morning!

[aerius]

My GF asking me to be her BF. Loss of words, that stunned look, followed by stuttering and trying to make a sentence, blushing, and then finally mumbling something half-coherent. Not one of my best performances, but she thought it was cute and here we are.

[RedImperator]

Last night, in Bootleggers, playing pool with a bunch of people I just miss, totally missing ridiculously easy shots all night, often in such a way it would have been better if I'd just aimed the cue ball right at a pocket (sinking the 8 ball early, for example). This after saying I used to be pretty good.

The sad thing was, I wasn't really drunk until afterwards.

And no, that's not my most embarassing moment, but that's the best you're going to get.

[Joe]

When I was in high school, we used to have to do these really tedious, grueling three-part auditions for symphonic band. It's a pretty big thing, we took it seriously and had one of the best programs in the country. After auditioning once my sophomore year, very, very poorly, I left the audition room, slammed my fist into the wall (hard, it hurt for a week), and proceeded to shout the greatest "GOD DAMMIT!" ever uttered in the history of the English language. What I didn't realize was that the auditioner was right behind me, giving me the look. Everyone in the hall was looking at me, as well. Pretty fucking embarassing.

[Captain Cyran]

No. It isn't. It really really isn't.

My thoughts:

"Oh god, they're not going to do what i think they're going to do are they?"
<friend opens drawer and removes condom, shuts drawer>
"uh oh"
<average grappling with balloon sounds of a condom being put on>
"uh oh"
<what sounds like a blowjob with a condom>
"NAh...that could be something else surely...ah good it's stopped"
<squelch>
"I know only one thing that makes that noise"
<squelch squelch squelch, sound of friend's quilt being moved by sexual movement>
"this is not happening, it's really not happening"
<really heavy breathing, squelch>
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
<put fingers in ears and pretend nothing's happening>
"Ah, much better. I can think of something else now...what the hell do i think of?!"
<removes fingers from ears to see if it's stopped>
<squelch, breathing, bed moving softly>
<fingers back in ears>
<remove from ears minutes later>
female friend whisper: "that was great, i wish he wasn't here so i could've screamed. I'm quivering, can you feel it?That was very good."
male friend whisper: "was it good for you too?"
"oh no, he didnt say that"
<bites hand to stop giggles>
female friend: want to go finish yourself off then?
male friend: ok
<steps over me "it's ok Rye, just off for a piss">
"as if you are"
<male friend returns from toilet>
male friend: "ahh, that was a good piss"
me: "oh"
"as if that was a piss you lying wanker"

THEN it happened again the next morning!

ROFLMAO!!!! Oh my God how could you have not either burst out laughing or done that other thing mentioned? Dude, I would have been laughing so hard I would've bust my gut.

[Lord Pounder]

I've been caught spanking the plank. My main computer is set up in my living room and one night i was browsing one of those dodgy sites i'd been told about. Well there i was looking at a pic gallery of a "cheerleader" playing a game of hide the sausage when i notice my sister at the door asking what i'm doing. The next day i had to answer some awkward questions.

[Uraniun235]

What's your (or someone else's) most embarrasing/uncomfortable moment?

Why would I tell that? I mean if it's so embarassing why should I tell a board of strangers?

Exactly BECAUSE they're strangers. You're never going to see these people in real life (unless you want to). They don't know you. They can't tell your real-life friends about your shenanigans.

It's called 'internet anonymity'.

[Zac Naloen]

my most embarrassing/ uncomfortable moment has to be a this week...

couple of weeks ago at a school party i got wasted and managed to pull one of the year 12's, we spent the whole of teh party in the corner making out.... somebody the next day described it as sex with clothes on.

Pictures got developed this week, they were right... im actually taking them down tomorrow

i don't care what people say, soft pron isn't something that should be put on notice boards at school, expecially when your drawing attention to it with stars!!

i also think she finds it uncomfortable... she's neglected to speak to me since they went up, must. make. everything. better.