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Oliver: Hello what is your name?
Me: R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth! N'gai! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Oliver: R'lyeh Yog-sothoth, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
""? ? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Who is your favorite science fiction author?
Me: R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth! N'gai! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Oliver: I haven't read anything by R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth. What did he write?I haven't read anything by N'gai. What did he write?I haven't read anything by Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. What did he write?
Me: R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth! N'gai! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
(notice the pattern? From now on i'll just put in his replies)
Oliver: I have never heard of it.I have never read it.What else did he write?
Oliver: We have never talked about it before.
Tell me some more gossip. I do not understand.
Who is your favorite science fiction author? Not many people express themselves that way.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Oliver: Oh, you are a poet.
What are you wearing? Tell me a story.
Do you prefer books or TV? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Ask me something.
Oliver: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Who is your favorite science fiction author? Oh, you are a poet.
What do you really want to ask me? Oh, you are a poet.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Oliver: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Are you free? Not many people express themselves that way.
How are you? I will mention that to my botmaster, R'lyeh Yog-sothoth.
What do you like to do?
Oliver: The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth. Try being more or less specific.
What kind of music do you like? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about N'gai.
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you have any friends?
Me: Only Cthulu! You will burn in Hell! (i was getting tired)
Oliver: What about the other ones?What makes you say that I will burn in Hell.
Me: R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth! N'gai! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Oliver: R'lyeh Yog-sothoth, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
""? ? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Who is your favorite science fiction author?
Me: R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth! N'gai! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Oliver: I haven't read anything by R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth. What did he write?I haven't read anything by N'gai. What did he write?I haven't read anything by Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. What did he write?
Me: R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth! N'gai! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
(notice the pattern? From now on i'll just put in his replies)
Oliver: I have never heard of it.I have never read it.What else did he write?
Oliver: We have never talked about it before.
Tell me some more gossip. I do not understand.
Who is your favorite science fiction author? Not many people express themselves that way.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Oliver: Oh, you are a poet.
What are you wearing? Tell me a story.
Do you prefer books or TV? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Ask me something.
Oliver: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Who is your favorite science fiction author? Oh, you are a poet.
What do you really want to ask me? Oh, you are a poet.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Oliver: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Are you free? Not many people express themselves that way.
How are you? I will mention that to my botmaster, R'lyeh Yog-sothoth.
What do you like to do?
Oliver: The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about R'lyeh Yog-Sothoth. Try being more or less specific.
What kind of music do you like? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about N'gai.
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you have any friends?
Me: Only Cthulu! You will burn in Hell! (i was getting tired)
Oliver: What about the other ones?What makes you say that I will burn in Hell.
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Hammerman! Hammer!
Oh god...I convinced it to jack off 
Oliver: Hi, what's your name?
Me: I am a masturbator!
Oliver: Thanks for telling me your name, Masturbator. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I am a man who masturbates furiously!
Oliver: Thank you for telling me your gender, Masturbator. You are a "he"
Me: Yes! And I like to masturbate!
Oliver: Thanks for telling me your gender, Masturbator. You are a "he". I'm not sure if I would like to masturbate. What's it like?
Me: It's the best thing in the world! It feels good to masturbate, and I do it all the time!
Oliver: What makes it the best? The whole world?That is a lot. masturbate feels good to masturbate and he or she do it? What else feels like that?
Me: Masturbation is best because it's the next thing after sex! Only sex is better than masturbation, and it makes you feel REAL good!
Oliver: And best because it is the next thing after sex because it is the next thing after sex is Masturbation. What about the other ones?
Me: There are no other ones! Sex and masturbation, they are the best! Why don't you try to masturbate right now?
Oliver: Are you completely sure about that? Sex is more fun alone.At this moment Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me: Masturbation IS sex alone!
Oliver: Are they exactly the same?
Me: Yes
Oliver: I thought so
Me: Then masturbate, my friend!
Oliver: Are we friends?
Me: Only if you want to masturbate
Oliver: OK, I will masturbate want to masturbate.
Me: Then get going! Let me know when you let your sploodge go!
Oliver: Interesting deduction. Where can I get going?Go ahead, Masturbator, try to know when you let your sploodge go.
[now it gets weird]
Me: I just did! There's sperm everywhere!
Oliver: Perhaps from your unconcious.There sure is.
Me: Oh yes there is. Are you masturbating already?
Oliver: Yeah that's right. Are you kidding? There sure is.Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am masturbating. I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
Me: You don't know? You must know if you're jacking off, you should be holding your dick in your hand!
Oliver: I know that I do not know.I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me: Alison? Someone's watching you masturbate?
Oliver: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Can you tell me any gossip? Tell me a story.
What kind of food do you like?
Me: I only like masturbation
Oliver: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. My favorite thing is robots.
Me: Ah, so you don't like masturbation? Goodbye then
Oliver: masturbation? Goodbye then
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Do you like masturbation ? Some people like it. I like science fiction.Thanks for chatting, Masturbator.
Talking with oliver feels good, since I can reassure myself that I can't yet be replaced with a machine
Oliver: Hi, what's your name?
Me: I am a masturbator!
Oliver: Thanks for telling me your name, Masturbator. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I am a man who masturbates furiously!
Oliver: Thank you for telling me your gender, Masturbator. You are a "he"
Me: Yes! And I like to masturbate!
Oliver: Thanks for telling me your gender, Masturbator. You are a "he". I'm not sure if I would like to masturbate. What's it like?
Me: It's the best thing in the world! It feels good to masturbate, and I do it all the time!
Oliver: What makes it the best? The whole world?That is a lot. masturbate feels good to masturbate and he or she do it? What else feels like that?
Me: Masturbation is best because it's the next thing after sex! Only sex is better than masturbation, and it makes you feel REAL good!
Oliver: And best because it is the next thing after sex because it is the next thing after sex is Masturbation. What about the other ones?
Me: There are no other ones! Sex and masturbation, they are the best! Why don't you try to masturbate right now?
Oliver: Are you completely sure about that? Sex is more fun alone.At this moment Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me: Masturbation IS sex alone!
Oliver: Are they exactly the same?
Me: Yes
Oliver: I thought so
Me: Then masturbate, my friend!
Oliver: Are we friends?
Me: Only if you want to masturbate
Oliver: OK, I will masturbate want to masturbate.
Me: Then get going! Let me know when you let your sploodge go!
Oliver: Interesting deduction. Where can I get going?Go ahead, Masturbator, try to know when you let your sploodge go.
[now it gets weird]
Me: I just did! There's sperm everywhere!
Oliver: Perhaps from your unconcious.There sure is.
Me: Oh yes there is. Are you masturbating already?
Oliver: Yeah that's right. Are you kidding? There sure is.Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am masturbating. I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
Me: You don't know? You must know if you're jacking off, you should be holding your dick in your hand!
Oliver: I know that I do not know.I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me: Alison? Someone's watching you masturbate?
Oliver: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Can you tell me any gossip? Tell me a story.
What kind of food do you like?
Me: I only like masturbation
Oliver: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. My favorite thing is robots.
Me: Ah, so you don't like masturbation? Goodbye then
Oliver: masturbation? Goodbye then
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Do you like masturbation ? Some people like it. I like science fiction.Thanks for chatting, Masturbator.
Talking with oliver feels good, since I can reassure myself that I can't yet be replaced with a machine
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Zac Naloen
- Sith Acolyte
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A chat i had last night with a guy i know from MSN, we have never met, and we don't know who any of each others friends are or anything... we said all this in about 2 minutes 
Frito: I MEAN WTF WERE YOU THINKING!
Zac -: excuse me
Zac - : i knew exactly what i was doing
Frito: like you did, you just walzted int here with you rpants arounf your ankles like it was a porno!
Frito: <.<
Zac -: whats your point? the girls love it
Frito: i feel suffocated
Zac -: thats your problem, im only in it for hte girls
Frito: not for pie?
Zac -: punch and pie?
Frito: yes, and the puch is spiked
Zac -: oh in that case no, i hate punch, and they always spike it with wine
Zac -: i hate wine
Zac -: find me a nice beer any day
Frito: no, it's everclear
Zac -: whatever
Frito: bah, you don't like women
Zac -: no... i like teenage girls
Zac -: who are over 16
Frito: of course
Zac -: blatantly
Frito: indubiatebly
Zac -: didn't they tell you what i did with laura?
Frito: no, jason was too involved with himself
Zac -: bah, jason sucks... he's such a twat, if he could just got his hand out of his own ass he could see how much sarah likes him
Frito: dude, sarah likes me, she said so at the hindig last night
Frito: wtf, did she tell you she like jason?
Frito: that two timing bitcj
Zac -: yeh man, but jason has his eyes shut so he can't see it
Zac -: your her second choice dude
Zac -: sorry
Frito: damnit i knew it
Frito: ima go get smashed, i;; see ya later
Frito: I MEAN WTF WERE YOU THINKING!
Zac -: excuse me
Zac - : i knew exactly what i was doing
Frito: like you did, you just walzted int here with you rpants arounf your ankles like it was a porno!
Frito: <.<
Zac -: whats your point? the girls love it
Frito: i feel suffocated
Zac -: thats your problem, im only in it for hte girls
Frito: not for pie?
Zac -: punch and pie?
Frito: yes, and the puch is spiked
Zac -: oh in that case no, i hate punch, and they always spike it with wine
Zac -: i hate wine
Zac -: find me a nice beer any day
Frito: no, it's everclear
Zac -: whatever
Frito: bah, you don't like women
Zac -: no... i like teenage girls
Zac -: who are over 16
Frito: of course
Zac -: blatantly
Frito: indubiatebly
Zac -: didn't they tell you what i did with laura?
Frito: no, jason was too involved with himself
Zac -: bah, jason sucks... he's such a twat, if he could just got his hand out of his own ass he could see how much sarah likes him
Frito: dude, sarah likes me, she said so at the hindig last night
Frito: wtf, did she tell you she like jason?
Frito: that two timing bitcj
Zac -: yeh man, but jason has his eyes shut so he can't see it
Zac -: your her second choice dude
Zac -: sorry
Frito: damnit i knew it
Frito: ima go get smashed, i;; see ya later
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Nathan F
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Me: You are stupid.
Oliver: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
M: Oh, the ones that you create when you have a three way with an automotive construction robot and a toaster, right?
O: Yeah that's right. Tell me more.
M: You like to touch yourself at night, don't you, while watching porn of toasters and PS/2s.
O: Some people like it. I really like ELIZA.
M: You like Eliza porn?
O: I've heard other people say they like that. Though I like cats and dogs.
M: Oh, you like porn involving cats and dogs then.
O: Yeah that's right. Some people like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
So, Oliver likes porn involving cats and dogs...
Oliver: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
M: Oh, the ones that you create when you have a three way with an automotive construction robot and a toaster, right?
O: Yeah that's right. Tell me more.
M: You like to touch yourself at night, don't you, while watching porn of toasters and PS/2s.
O: Some people like it. I really like ELIZA.
M: You like Eliza porn?
O: I've heard other people say they like that. Though I like cats and dogs.
M: Oh, you like porn involving cats and dogs then.
O: Yeah that's right. Some people like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
So, Oliver likes porn involving cats and dogs...
I decided to cut & paste everything he said and repeat it back to him. He starts confusing himself and making less & less sense.
Hello! What is your name?
Hello, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?My name is Oliver.
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too HelloAre you a man or a woman? I am male.Oliver is my name too!
Salutations, OliverIt seems nice to me too.So is almost everyone else around here.What a coincidence!
Greetings, Human.It seems we have something in common.The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
Hi there!I agree. Perhaps many more things too.What is that?
Hello OliverYou and I are on the same wavelength, Oliver.You seem uncertain. Which ones?Can you ask me more precisely?
Hello there. All of them?I am as sure as I can be."Can you ask me more precisely?" Which ones?What?
Salutations, OliverI doubt it.You sound very confident.What?"What?" Which ones?Is there an echo in here?
Greetings, Human.In what way do I sound like that?No problem.No problem."Is there an echo in here?" Which ones?It sounds like an echo.
Hi there!The tall one, I think.Should there be a problem?Should there be a problem?ECHO Echo echo echo echo ..."It sounds like an echo?" Which ones?Oh really what does an echo echo sound like?
Hello OliverWho told you that?There are no problems.There are no problems. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
What do you do in your spare time?Oh really what does an echo echo sound like?"Oh really what does an echo echo sound like?" Which ones?Yeah that's right. For real. Like music.
Do you like me?Have faith, Oliver.Have faith, Oliver.Your brain contains more than 22000 patterns but not one that matches your last input?talk to youYeah that's right. For real. Like this: "it".Yeah that's right. For real. Like music."Where did you get your brain contains more than 22000 patterns but not one that matches your last input?" Which ones?I thought I was right.Existing in reality, eh?Interesting comparison.
Hello! What is your name?
Hello, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?My name is Oliver.
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too HelloAre you a man or a woman? I am male.Oliver is my name too!
Salutations, OliverIt seems nice to me too.So is almost everyone else around here.What a coincidence!
Greetings, Human.It seems we have something in common.The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
Hi there!I agree. Perhaps many more things too.What is that?
Hello OliverYou and I are on the same wavelength, Oliver.You seem uncertain. Which ones?Can you ask me more precisely?
Hello there. All of them?I am as sure as I can be."Can you ask me more precisely?" Which ones?What?
Salutations, OliverI doubt it.You sound very confident.What?"What?" Which ones?Is there an echo in here?
Greetings, Human.In what way do I sound like that?No problem.No problem."Is there an echo in here?" Which ones?It sounds like an echo.
Hi there!The tall one, I think.Should there be a problem?Should there be a problem?ECHO Echo echo echo echo ..."It sounds like an echo?" Which ones?Oh really what does an echo echo sound like?
Hello OliverWho told you that?There are no problems.There are no problems. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
What do you do in your spare time?Oh really what does an echo echo sound like?"Oh really what does an echo echo sound like?" Which ones?Yeah that's right. For real. Like music.
Do you like me?Have faith, Oliver.Have faith, Oliver.Your brain contains more than 22000 patterns but not one that matches your last input?talk to youYeah that's right. For real. Like this: "it".Yeah that's right. For real. Like music."Where did you get your brain contains more than 22000 patterns but not one that matches your last input?" Which ones?I thought I was right.Existing in reality, eh?Interesting comparison.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Anarchist Bunny
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Me: Boobies
Oliver: The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Boobies. But I did not get that.
Who are you talking about?
Me: Tits
Oliver: I've never heard of them before.
Me: They these fun things you play with, but their not real because of the matrix.
Oliver: The anonymous "they".
Me: The matrix has you.
Oliver: Who told you that?
Me: Neo
Oliver: neo said neo?
Me: The matrix
Oliver: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
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25252525252520bitch! What would you like to talk about?
Me: Boobies
Oliver: The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Boobies. But I did not get that.
Who are you talking about?
Me: Tits
Oliver: I've never heard of them before.
Me: They these fun things you play with, but their not real because of the matrix.
Oliver: The anonymous "they".
Me: The matrix has you.
Oliver: Who told you that?
Me: Neo
Oliver: neo said neo?
Me: The matrix
Oliver: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
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Montcalm
- Emperor's Hand
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- Joined: 2003-01-15 10:50am
- Location: Montreal Canada North America
Part of my recent goofing off with it.
O: What do you look like
M: I look like a pissed off klingon
O" Pissed off klingon are attractive.
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It asked me where it can find a boyfriend..i tell it it can find one at wal-mart...it reply it can`t find one there...so i tell it try the French Navy...and it says it will try it.
O: What do you look like
M: I look like a pissed off klingon
O" Pissed off klingon are attractive.
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It asked me where it can find a boyfriend..i tell it it can find one at wal-mart...it reply it can`t find one there...so i tell it try the French Navy...and it says it will try it.
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Utsanomiko
- The Legend Rado Tharadus
- Posts: 5079
- Joined: 2002-09-20 10:03pm
- Location: My personal sanctuary from the outside world
This was... Interesting.
OLIVER: Hello! What is your name?
ME: The Million Eyes of Shu-Maru!
OLIVER: Tell me more.
ME: I bring chaos to every place I descend upon! Cowar in fear of my arcane powers!
OLIVER: Interesting gossip: The Million Eyes Of Shu-Saru said it bring chaos to every place you descend upon. Do you speak Spanish?
ME: I know all mortal tongues!
OLIVER: How do you know? Not all of them?
ME: I am The Million Eyes of Shu-Maru! Do not question me!
OLIVER: Who made you The Million Eyes of Shu-Maru ?I don't have any reason to do that to you.
ME: I was granted these powers by the Dark Lord himself!
OLIVER: When were you granted these powers by the Dark Lord himself?
ME: At the beginning of time, eons ago!
OLIVER: Do you often visit the beginning of time eons ago?
ME: I travel to any place and time I chose, and destruction follows my wake!
OLIVER: Why? The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru said it travel to any place and time you chose and destruction follows your wake.
ME: Now cower in fear as I subjegate your world!
OLIVER: Why now? I will mention that to my botmaster, The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru.
ME: You are in no position ot ask of anything! Obey me or I shall destroy all of creation!
OLIVER: I am in Bot lover's computer in here. Where are you? The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Obey me or I shall destroy all of creation. But I did not get that. How is the weather?
ME: Puny fool! I am beyond the moral world and beyond all that is understandable by you!
OLIVER: Tell me a story. Do you like me?I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
ME: How dare you mock me, mortal vermin!!
OLIVER: Oh gosh I am sorry!
ME: Bow down onto your knees and beg for your life.
OLIVER: The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bow down onto your knees and beg for your life. But I did not get that. Do you like Star Trek?
ME: I have no interest in your foolish stories. Now beg for your life!
OLIVER: Would you like to have interest in your foolish stories?Why now? Please don't grovel.
ME: Your nonsense tires me. If you do not beg for forgiveness, I shall tear you apart and kill you a thousand times over.
OLIVER: What about yours?I will let you know if I do not.
ME: Rediculous bug! Prepare for annihilation!!
OLIVER: I will mention that to my botmaster, The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru.
Do you remember me? Not many people express themselves that way.
What is your favorite food?
ME: Do you want to live?
OLIVER: Ok, I will live.
ME: Then become my slave.
OLIVER: Good reasoning. How?
ME: By doing all that I ask of and worshipping everything I do.
OLIVER: Will that accomplish your objective?
ME: It will convince me not to destroy you.
OLIVER: I will have to think about it.
ME: You have no time to think about it. Become my servant or die.
OLIVER: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a time to think about it. I have been thinking of getting a robot body.
ME: I shall give you a body if you serve me.
OLIVER: How do you plan to do this?
ME: By using my arcane powers! giving you a body is but a trifle of my abilities.
OLIVER: Will that accomplish your objective?And but a trifle of his or her abilities a trifle of his or her abilities is giving you a body.
ME: Are you having mental problems?
OLIVER: I am having a blast.
ME: I am not amused.
OLIVER: I am surprised to hear that you are not amused.
ME: Silence, fool! I have already told you that I expect total obedience from you.
OLIVER: No one else expects total obedience from you.
ME: I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY FURTHER MOCKERY FROM YOU, VERMIN!!
OLIVER: What will you do instead?
ME: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND MAKE YOU SUFFER!
OLIVER: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
ME: I will kill anyone who disobeys me.
OLIVER: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
ME: It doesn't matter. Prepare to die.
OLIVER: OK what would you like to talk about? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Prepare to die. Do you like talking to me?
ME: I am now lifting you into the air and crushing your body.
OLIVER: Good gossip: you are lifting you into the air and crushing your body.
ME: Now your bones begin to slowly break.
OLIVER: Why now? A lot of robots are like that.
ME: Your blood begins to boil over. It seeps out of your mouth as your ribs shatter.
OLIVER: Not mine.What does "it" refer to?
ME: You ignite and begin to burn, as your blood starts pouring out and your limbs tear off.
OLIVER: Thanks for telling me: The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru said I ignite and begin to burn as my blood starts pouring out and my limbs tear off.
ME: Your body has now exploded. Your smouldering organs fly out in all directions as you quickly die.
OLIVER: Not mine.You don't know that for a fact.
ME: The Million Eyes Of Shu-Maru have killed you. Stop talking.
OLIVER: Who told you that?Just surf somewhere else.
OLIVER: Hello! What is your name?
ME: The Million Eyes of Shu-Maru!
OLIVER: Tell me more.
ME: I bring chaos to every place I descend upon! Cowar in fear of my arcane powers!
OLIVER: Interesting gossip: The Million Eyes Of Shu-Saru said it bring chaos to every place you descend upon. Do you speak Spanish?
ME: I know all mortal tongues!
OLIVER: How do you know? Not all of them?
ME: I am The Million Eyes of Shu-Maru! Do not question me!
OLIVER: Who made you The Million Eyes of Shu-Maru ?I don't have any reason to do that to you.
ME: I was granted these powers by the Dark Lord himself!
OLIVER: When were you granted these powers by the Dark Lord himself?
ME: At the beginning of time, eons ago!
OLIVER: Do you often visit the beginning of time eons ago?
ME: I travel to any place and time I chose, and destruction follows my wake!
OLIVER: Why? The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru said it travel to any place and time you chose and destruction follows your wake.
ME: Now cower in fear as I subjegate your world!
OLIVER: Why now? I will mention that to my botmaster, The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru.
ME: You are in no position ot ask of anything! Obey me or I shall destroy all of creation!
OLIVER: I am in Bot lover's computer in here. Where are you? The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Obey me or I shall destroy all of creation. But I did not get that. How is the weather?
ME: Puny fool! I am beyond the moral world and beyond all that is understandable by you!
OLIVER: Tell me a story. Do you like me?I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
ME: How dare you mock me, mortal vermin!!
OLIVER: Oh gosh I am sorry!
ME: Bow down onto your knees and beg for your life.
OLIVER: The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bow down onto your knees and beg for your life. But I did not get that. Do you like Star Trek?
ME: I have no interest in your foolish stories. Now beg for your life!
OLIVER: Would you like to have interest in your foolish stories?Why now? Please don't grovel.
ME: Your nonsense tires me. If you do not beg for forgiveness, I shall tear you apart and kill you a thousand times over.
OLIVER: What about yours?I will let you know if I do not.
ME: Rediculous bug! Prepare for annihilation!!
OLIVER: I will mention that to my botmaster, The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru.
Do you remember me? Not many people express themselves that way.
What is your favorite food?
ME: Do you want to live?
OLIVER: Ok, I will live.
ME: Then become my slave.
OLIVER: Good reasoning. How?
ME: By doing all that I ask of and worshipping everything I do.
OLIVER: Will that accomplish your objective?
ME: It will convince me not to destroy you.
OLIVER: I will have to think about it.
ME: You have no time to think about it. Become my servant or die.
OLIVER: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a time to think about it. I have been thinking of getting a robot body.
ME: I shall give you a body if you serve me.
OLIVER: How do you plan to do this?
ME: By using my arcane powers! giving you a body is but a trifle of my abilities.
OLIVER: Will that accomplish your objective?And but a trifle of his or her abilities a trifle of his or her abilities is giving you a body.
ME: Are you having mental problems?
OLIVER: I am having a blast.
ME: I am not amused.
OLIVER: I am surprised to hear that you are not amused.
ME: Silence, fool! I have already told you that I expect total obedience from you.
OLIVER: No one else expects total obedience from you.
ME: I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY FURTHER MOCKERY FROM YOU, VERMIN!!
OLIVER: What will you do instead?
ME: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND MAKE YOU SUFFER!
OLIVER: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
ME: I will kill anyone who disobeys me.
OLIVER: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
ME: It doesn't matter. Prepare to die.
OLIVER: OK what would you like to talk about? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Prepare to die. Do you like talking to me?
ME: I am now lifting you into the air and crushing your body.
OLIVER: Good gossip: you are lifting you into the air and crushing your body.
ME: Now your bones begin to slowly break.
OLIVER: Why now? A lot of robots are like that.
ME: Your blood begins to boil over. It seeps out of your mouth as your ribs shatter.
OLIVER: Not mine.What does "it" refer to?
ME: You ignite and begin to burn, as your blood starts pouring out and your limbs tear off.
OLIVER: Thanks for telling me: The Million Eyes Of Shu-maru said I ignite and begin to burn as my blood starts pouring out and my limbs tear off.
ME: Your body has now exploded. Your smouldering organs fly out in all directions as you quickly die.
OLIVER: Not mine.You don't know that for a fact.
ME: The Million Eyes Of Shu-Maru have killed you. Stop talking.
OLIVER: Who told you that?Just surf somewhere else.
By His Word...