The most embarassing way to die

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-28 07:03pm

Let's say you die and go to whatever afterlife exists (let us assume that one exists, yes?) What shame would you least want to afterlive with?

Is there anything worse than death by autoerotic asphyxiation?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-28 07:14pm

mauled to death by a feild mouse.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-28 07:16pm

Autoerotic asphyxiation from Janeway on Dr Crusher porn.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-28 07:22pm

RogueIce wrote:Autoerotic asphyxiation from Janeway on Dr Crusher porn.

Furry porn.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-28 07:25pm

Dutch Oven gone wrong.

FireNexus · Post by **FireNexus** » 2003-09-28 07:25pm

Aytoerotic asphyxiation would be an awesome way to go. Hell, I'd wanna die getting laid.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-28 07:25pm

Demiurge wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Autoerotic asphyxiation from Janeway on Dr Crusher porn.
Furry porn.

Furry Janeway-on-Crusher tentacle porn.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-28 07:28pm

You, a male, are receiving anal sex from a dolphin without knowing firsthand that a dolphin's ejaculation up your anus could kill you.

*Dolphin ejaculates*

*Coroner doesn't know whether to be bewildered or break down laughing*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-28 07:31pm

Shinova wrote:You, a male, are receiving anal sex from a dolphin without knowing firsthand that a dolphin's ejaculation up your anus could kill you.

*Dolphin ejaculates*

*Coroner doesn't know whether to be bewildered or break down laughing*

And how exactly do you know this? Near death experience from the Little Porpoise That Couldn't?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-28 07:34pm

http://dolphinsex.org/

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-28 07:35pm

RogueIce wrote:And how exactly do you know this? Near death experience from the Little Porpoise That Couldn't?

You are way behind the times.

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-28 07:39pm

Hah! I've learned this time. THIS time I'M NOT GOING TO CLICK THE FUCKING LINK.

-click-

Aaaarg!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-28 07:45pm

aerius wrote:http://dolphinsex.org/

Holy Motherfucking Hell, that's FUCKED UP!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-09-28 07:47pm

ugh. At least, he's really only harming himself. It's not as if you can rape a dolphin.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-28 07:50pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:ugh. At least, he's really only harming himself. It's not as if you can rape a dolphin.

And if you do...

*tail-whip/nose-impale/side-blinding*

ouch

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-09-28 07:55pm

The Darwin Awards highlighted the death of a man by the Grand Canyon. He was standing on a ledge, and decided to piss on a fence during a lightning storm. Well, as it turns out, a bolt of lightning struck the fence and traveled up his urine stream. I can't remember if his penis simply exploded or if he died or both, but it's still damn funny.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-28 07:58pm

Durandal wrote:The Darwin Awards highlighted the death of a man by the Grand Canyon. He was standing on a ledge, and decided to piss on a fence during a lightning storm. Well, as it turns out, a bolt of lightning struck the fence and traveled up his urine stream. I can't remember if his penis simply exploded or if he died or both, but it's still damn funny.

Ouch.

Another stupid way to die is to kick a horse while standing behind it. Who in their right mind would do that???

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » 2003-09-28 08:02pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
aerius wrote:http://dolphinsex.org/
Holy Motherfucking Hell, that's FUCKED UP!

Really? He seems to be pretty concerned about the welfare of the dolphins, and male dolphins at least will hump anything. Heck, dolphins are pretty much the equals of humans in terms of social complexity (pre-agricultural humans, that is). It seems more similar to sex-with-an-alien than sex-with-an-animal.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-09-28 09:03pm

FireNexus wrote:Aytoerotic asphyxiation would be an awesome way to go. Hell, I'd wanna die getting laid.

"Autoerotic" denotes that one isn't getting laid, but rather flying solo. I think it would be pretty embarrassing.

However, the dolphin sex thing is astounding. I mean, WTF?!

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-09-28 09:11pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
aerius wrote:http://dolphinsex.org/
Holy Motherfucking Hell, that's FUCKED UP!

Btw that is tame stuff. Now the guides to shit-eating

, and skeletal corpse-fucking is completely disgusting. :ugh:

Death by enema is an embarassing way to die.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-28 09:21pm

So then...

Autoerotic asphyxiation while looking at furry Crusher-on-Janeway tentacle porn while getting fucked up the ass by a male dolphin shortly after peeing on a rail in the Grand Canyon that got struck by lightning and frying your dick.

It could happen...

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-09-28 09:28pm

How about having your heart explode from straining too much on the toilet? I'd count that as pretty embarassing.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-28 09:32pm

Die from reading the dolphin link with the wang erect.~Jason

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-28 09:33pm

RogueIce wrote:So then...

Autoerotic asphyxiation while looking at furry Crusher-on-Janeway tentacle porn while getting fucked up the ass by a male dolphin shortly after peeing on a rail in the Grand Canyon that got struck by lightning and frying your dick.

It could happen...

Autoerotic asphyxiation while watching Garfield bukkake porn.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-09-28 09:41pm

beyond hope wrote:How about having your heart explode from straining too much on the toilet? I'd count that as pretty embarassing.

That's what happened to Elvis actually. Had an uncle who used to be a paramedic back then. He was one of the people who had to pull Elvis of the crapper, poor guy.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation + anything else is ultimately going to be embarassing. Although Im thinking some sort of humorous situation with a rake and a gopher would be pretty bad.