Morning erections (or nature's cruel trick on men)

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 12:34am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Stravo wrote:Connor, please post any more responses to Shep in the HOS thread split off. Thanks.
You moved it before I could respond. I thought Mike had done it.

No problem.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-29 12:36am

Stravo wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Stravo wrote:Connor, please post any more responses to Shep in the HOS thread split off. Thanks.
You moved it before I could respond. I thought Mike had done it.
No problem.

Well, can ya move it now?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 12:38am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote: You moved it before I could respond. I thought Mike had done it.
No problem.
Well, can ya move it now?

Unfortunately once I split a thread I can't split more posts into the already existing HOS thread.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-09-29 12:41am

Just delete the posts in question. Connor can just repost his stuff.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 12:42am

Durandal wrote:Just delete the posts in question. Connor can just repost his stuff.

Connor, do you mind?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-29 12:46am

Stravo wrote:
Durandal wrote:Just delete the posts in question. Connor can just repost his stuff.
Connor, do you mind?

you can go ahead and delete all this. I basically moved it myself

Even though Shep already conceded.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-29 12:46am

Stravo wrote:
Zaia wrote:Have any of you guys ever had your ladies sneak on you while you're asleep and start to ride you really slowly, waking you up like that?
Yes, both a blowjob wakeup call and the good old wake up to your lady riding the sausage. No better way to wake up let me tell you!

Yes. I'm quite aware.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 12:48am

Zaia wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Zaia wrote:Have any of you guys ever had your ladies sneak on you while you're asleep and start to ride you really slowly, waking you up like that?
Yes, both a blowjob wakeup call and the good old wake up to your lady riding the sausage. No better way to wake up let me tell you!
Yes. I'm aware.

Ah...a lady after my own heart. The reverse never seems to work the same way, many of the ladies find it a jarring experience to wake up to. However as Mark noted there is something about eating a woman out, it eases her out of sleep into a nirvana like state.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-29 12:55am

Stravo wrote:
Zaia wrote:Yes. I'm quite aware.
Ah...a lady after my own heart. The reverse never seems to work the same way, many of the ladies find it a jarring experience to wake up to. However as Mark noted there is something about eating a woman out, it eases her out of sleep into a nirvana like state.

Well, it depends. I think it's all about easing into it, so if you're just pounding into her, no, that wouldn't be the nicest way to wake up. But using your fingers first to get her ready, then going really, really slowly so you don't wake her.... Mmmmmm.

Just the amount of self-restraint it takes for a guy to hold back that much to go that slowly is INCREDIBLY sexy--and is usually written all over his face--that is such a turn on, let alone how it feels to be woken up like that. Mmmmm. Hot. So hot. Did I mention that's really unbelievably hot?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 12:58am

If I tried to wake up Rebecca that way, she'd probably say "Don't do that! I have to go pee!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-29 01:02am

Zaia wrote: Just the amount of self-restraint it takes for a guy to hold back that much to go that slowly is INCREDIBLY sexy--and is usually written all over his face--that is such a turn on, let alone how it feels to be woken up like that. Mmmmm. Hot. So hot. Did I mention that's really unbelievably hot?

*looks down* Damn it, and it's not even morning yet.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 01:04am

Zaia wrote:
Well, it depends. I think it's all about easing into it, so if you're just pounding into her, no, that wouldn't be the nicest way to wake up. But using your fingers first to get her ready, then going really, really slowly so you don't wake her.... Mmmmmm.

Just the amount of self-restraint it takes for a guy to hold back that much to go that slowly is INCREDIBLY sexy--and is usually written all over his face--that is such a turn on, let alone how it feels to be woken up like that. Mmmmm. Hot. So hot. Did I mention that's really unbelievably hot?

One thing I've noticed is that a woman LOVEs it when you tremble with pent up passion, when you soooo badly want to just let her rip and pound away but she wants it slow and gentle and you just tremble with the pent up passion it really gets to them as the extra judicious lubricant suddenly appearing attests to.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 01:07am

That "slow and gentle" thing goes out the window once you have kids. Then the imperative becomes to get the job done quickly, before they knock at the door.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 01:10am

Darth Wong wrote:That "slow and gentle" thing goes out the window once you have kids. Then the imperative becomes to get the job done quickly, before they knock at the door.

Mike you haven't tried 'date nights' you know hire a babysitter and take your wife out on a date, you can take her to a hotel for a nice bottle of wine and dinner and relive the old days. Or you can have the kids sleep over at a freinds' house and go to town at home.

I know when you have a family the old making love with candles ringing the bed is out the door.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 01:13am

Stravo wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:That "slow and gentle" thing goes out the window once you have kids. Then the imperative becomes to get the job done quickly, before they knock at the door.
Mike you haven't tried 'date nights' you know hire a babysitter and take your wife out on a date, you can take her to a hotel for a nice bottle of wine and dinner and relive the old days. Or you can have the kids sleep over at a freinds' house and go to town at home.

Oh, I've done that. But how often can you realistically do that? The vast majority of your sex is going to happen when you're at home and your kids are in the house.

I know when you have a family the old making love with candles ringing the bed is out the door.

Hell, I never did that even when we were single. Nothing like a massive house fire to ruin the mood.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-09-29 01:15am

Stravo wrote:One thing I've noticed is that a woman LOVEs it when you tremble with pent up passion, when you soooo badly want to just let her rip and pound away but she wants it slow and gentle and you just tremble with the pent up passion it really gets to them as the extra judicious lubricant suddenly appearing attests to.

Yes, they love to tease and make us wait for it.
"Come on, you can wait a few more hours."
"No I can't. I wanna do it now."
"So when's dinner again?"
"You win this round ..."

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 01:24am

Actually, it can be a good thing when slow and gentle sex goes out the window because of kids. When your wife says "wanna have sex?" and goes up to the bedroom, strips off her clothes, and assumes the position right away, life is good.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-29 01:28am

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, it can be a good thing when slow and gentle sex goes out the window because of kids. When your wife says "wanna have sex?" and goes up to the bedroom, strips off her clothes, and assumes the position right away, life is good.

I take it there's little after coitus cuddling time as well?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-29 01:53am

It's not the peeing with an erection part that's hard (heh); just bend a bit, try to push down the monster and go. What's difficult is peeling back the hair enough to avoid split-streams, requiring the tiring practice of grabbing the TP and cleaning up after yourself.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-09-29 01:53am

Haha, there are advantages to having no sex drive. That happens to me roughly once every 6 weeks to several months.

Just like my brain, most of my body doesn't work right either. Sometimes it's a good thing too.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-09-29 02:40am

Durandal wrote:Okay, who else experiences this on a regular basis? I'm willing to bet that every guy knows what I'm talking about. You know how it is. You wake up and need to piss very badly because you drank shitloads of beer last night, but you've got a massive hard-on because the beer made you horny. So you have to sit there and try to think of something non-sexual to get it down, but it never fucking works! Your dick just looks back up at you and basically says, "You're not getting rid of me that easily." What a pretentious little bastard the penis can be ... <sigh>

Okay that's it.

Thinking about non-sexy things doesn't work because you're not actually horny -- I'm 75% sure it's a subconscious defense mechanism against pissing yourself in your sleep -- after all, from what I understand when one set of plumbing is engaged the other is blocked.

Although if you drain the dragon immediately before going to sleep and still have it the next morning, you probably need to get laid.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-09-29 02:44am

InnerBrat wrote:The Ex never got it. If he did, I would have rode it a coupla times. I'm so horny when I get up.

*note to self: next S/O must be up for sex in the morning

Note to self: be Innerbrat's next S/O.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-29 02:44am

For me, erection only means the urine won't flow on its own; I can still push it out.

And if split streams are a problem, and you must stand, you could just piss in the shower.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-09-29 02:45am

Darth Wong wrote:That "slow and gentle" thing goes out the window once you have kids. Then the imperative becomes to get the job done quickly, before they knock at the door.

Yours knock?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-09-29 02:47am

XaLEv wrote:And if split streams are a problem, and you must stand, you could just piss in the shower.

What if there's someone in the shower? (I'm not telling you how I handled this scenario.)

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