The most embarassing way to die

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-29 01:56pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Dalton wrote:Self-fellatio while wearing drag with a dong up your hole.
and choking to death on your own spunk.
On national television(not that I can understand why they'd show it there).

INTERnational television, while your grandmother is watching.

FettKyle · Post by **FettKyle** » 2003-09-29 02:47pm

When people are absent for awhile at our school we would say they got ran over by the Ambulance.
Have your ass explode while you have a Gas pocket ignited by Static electricity.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 03:59pm

Nathan F wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote: and choking to death on your own spunk.
On national television(not that I can understand why they'd show it there).
INTERnational television, while your grandmother is watching.

What about autofellatio to videos of Janeway having a simultaneous orgasm with Wesley Crusher?

EDIT: Changed "Sounds" to "Videos"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-29 04:02pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Nathan F wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: On national television(not that I can understand why they'd show it there).
INTERnational television, while your grandmother is watching.
What about autofellatio to videos of Janeway having a simultaneous orgasm with Wesley Crusher?

EDIT: Changed "Sounds" to "Videos"

Ouch. Bad Visual!

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-29 05:38pm

I'm still going with the Redshirts. Blind, crippled, arm-less Redshirts.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-09-29 05:54pm

found dead of a heart attack atop your Real Doll, "Trixie."

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-09-29 05:55pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I'm still going with the Redshirts. Blind, crippled, arm-less Redshirts.

"The Black Knight always triumphs!"

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-29 06:19pm

No redshirts. This thread is for real ways to die that are actually possible in real life in a way that is possible and real.

Unless you're talking about a guy wearing a starfleet uniform bludgeoning you to death with a plastic phaser toy. That would be embarassing.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-09-30 08:32am

Demiurge wrote:No redshirts. This thread is for real ways to die that are actually possible in real life in a way that is possible and real.

Unless you're talking about a guy wearing a starfleet uniform bludgeoning you to death with a plastic phaser toy. That would be embarassing.

Seriously that would be highly embarrasing.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-10-02 02:57pm

beyond hope wrote:found dead of a heart attack atop your Real Doll, "Trixie."

I'm assuming that would be model #3 with Interactive Audio and gyrating hip servo. Not that I would know anything about that.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-10-02 05:43pm

Dying in a red shirt would be bad, if for no other reason than the bad jokes.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-02 07:32pm

1. Beaten to death by midgets.
2. Pokng your brain by sticking a pencil in your ear far enough.
3. Gnawed on to death by some cute, furry animal.
4. Going around in public wearing a bib withg your mother baby-talking you, and dying when you "poopied your pants".

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-10-02 08:25pm

1. Roseanne Barr accident: speeding toward a hot dog vendor, the rotund celebrity takes the corner at 3 mph and rolls over, crushing you and two other pedestrians to death. NTSB issues recall of Barr's left ass-cheek.

2. Trampled to death by 5 year olds while standing too close to theater at opening of next Harry Potter sequel.

3. Overheard Denis Leary negotiating arms deal with mimes while in a pub; drowned in a sinus-ful of Guinness.

4. Explosive ejaculation, propelled backward through second-story bedroom window. Passersby gape at exploded penis, huge smile.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-03 05:17am

How can something be embarrassing if you're dead?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-03 09:09am

InnerBrat wrote:How can something be embarrassing if you're dead?

Did you even read the first post?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-03 09:39am

InnerBrat wrote:How can something be embarrassing if you're dead?

For that last second of life I guess;

I can't believe I died like this...

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-03 09:53am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
beyond hope wrote:found dead of a heart attack atop your Real Doll, "Trixie."
I'm assuming that would be model #3 with Interactive Audio and gyrating hip servo. Not that I would know anything about that.

I... ummm... I just *heard* about the website, honest. I never viewed it, never spent any time picking out eye and hair colors and I certainly never started coming up with rationalizations about how in the long run it would be cheaper than actually dating. Really. (and you forgot "french manicure" for the nail style.)

another candidate for most embarassing death: Ex-Lax overdose. Just imagine all the variations of "shit happens" and "what a shitty way to die" it would inspire.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-10-03 09:17pm

beyond hope wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
beyond hope wrote:found dead of a heart attack atop your Real Doll, "Trixie."
I'm assuming that would be model #3 with Interactive Audio and gyrating hip servo. Not that I would know anything about that.
I... ummm... I just *heard* about the website, honest. I never viewed it, never spent any time picking out eye and hair colors and I certainly never started coming up with rationalizations about how in the long run it would be cheaper than actually dating. Really. (and you forgot "french manicure" for the nail style.)

another candidate for most embarassing death: Ex-Lax overdose. Just imagine all the variations of "shit happens" and "what a shitty way to die" it would inspire.

"Holy shit!" = Clerical error?

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-04 11:09pm

and everyone who knew him said, "what a waste..."

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-10-05 01:14am

Getting sporked to death. I can't think of any witty one-liners for that sort of death, but it would definitely be embarassing to get stabbed to death with a spork.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-05 07:15am

2. Pokng your brain by sticking a pencil in your ear far enough.

Why would someone want to do that ? That would be a form of torture.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-05 07:26am

evilcat4000 wrote:
2. Pokng your brain by sticking a pencil in your ear far enough.
Why would someone want to do that ? That would be a form of torture.

Not if you do it quickly, I've heard of it happeneing in prison.