Why can't girls speak english?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 04:36pm

um... thats not what im worried about

im worried about whether she went away or not, not where she went

i need to talk to her

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-09-29 04:43pm

Zac Naloen wrote:um... thats not what im worried about

im worried about whether she went away or not, not where she went

i need to talk to her

Im sure she was just saying goodbye to someone then and couldn't talk...... then she went to touch herself

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-29 04:50pm

Zac Naloen wrote:um... thats not what im worried about

im worried about whether she went away or not, not where she went

i need to talk to her

Ah.

Well, maybe you shouldn't be pointing a finger at her about her lack of clear communication, since it was hardly obvious by your posts that that was what you wanted to know.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 04:55pm

...

sorry

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-29 05:01pm

Zaia wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:um... thats not what im worried about

im worried about whether she went away or not, not where she went

i need to talk to her
Ah.

Well, maybe you shouldn't be pointing a finger at her about her lack of clear communication, since it was hardly obvious by your posts that that was what you wanted to know.

Indeed, it was quite ambiguous of him.

...Why can't guys just speak English?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 05:05pm

i just noticed.... zaia, what part of

did she go on holiday or what?

did you find confusing?

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-09-29 05:26pm

what if you touch yourself in the morning instead?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-29 05:32pm

I touch myself constantly.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-29 06:18pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Indeed, it was quite ambiguous of him.

...Why can't guys just speak English?

It's because they touch themselves at night. It's the universal answer to everything.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-29 06:23pm

Now that makes sense. Guys do masturbate. Women don't. Or so I have been told...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-29 06:25pm

Demiurge wrote:Now that makes sense. Guys do masturbate. Women don't. Or so I have been told...

Where the hell do you get your info?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-29 06:30pm

Well, no one actually told me that. But I've never seen one masturbate outside of porn, so I have no reason to think that female masturbation is practiced normally.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-09-29 06:31pm

THE LORD OF THE SPAM DEMANDS THE PICTURE TO BE POSTED NOW!!!!!!!!!!

And the Lord of the Spam will not be denied, or else spam shall reign!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-29 06:34pm

Demiurge wrote:Well, no one actually told me that. But I've never seen one masturbate outside of porn, so I have no reason to think that female masturbation is practiced normally.

I've been told by some girls that they masturbate. So there dies that theory.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-30 12:47am

Demiurge wrote:Well, no one actually told me that. But I've never seen one masturbate outside of porn, so I have no reason to think that female masturbation is practiced normally.

*Wonders if Demiurge tired applying that reasoning to seeing guys masturbate outside of porn*

Last time I checked, it's 90% of men and 80% of women are masturbaters.

And since I don't like your shoddy reasoing above, I'm going to let you know that surveys have also found that ~30-35% of people over age 70 still masturbate. Try pondering over that idea for a while.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-30 08:04am

Straha wrote:THE LORD OF THE SPAM DEMANDS THE PICTURE TO BE POSTED NOW!!!!!!!!!!

And the Lord of the Spam will not be denied, or else spam shall reign!

if you want the pic i think PM's are in order... im not posting it on a public board... somebody might see *shifty*