HDTV is for losers.. UHDV is the thing

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-09-29 03:45pm

http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?i ... type=news

Reality TV
A prototype digital video system producing images of such high quality that the human eye struggles to distinguish them from reality has been developed by Japanese engineers.
The system, called ultra high definition video (UHDV), achieves image resolution 16 times greater than even the most advanced video broadcasting technologies now available.

lukexcom · Post by **lukexcom** » 2003-09-29 03:48pm

Wow....imagine future porn on this!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 03:51pm

I'd rather get the Heliodisplay, though the Heliodisplay combined with this...

Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap SQUIRT!

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-09-29 03:56pm

and eventually the Ultra will be replaced by Extreme and that will be replaced by Supreme and so on and on....

Hopefully if that becomes available soon then it will drive down the prices on HDTV's.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-29 03:57pm

lukexcom wrote:Wow....imagine future porn on this!

and in a related story Sony Pictures Japan has just released Bukkake Blasters I, II and III on UHDV format DVD's

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-09-29 03:59pm

Col. Crackpot:wrote

and in a related story Sony Pictures Japan has just released Bukkake Blasters I, II and III on UHDV format DVD's

You wish!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 04:01pm

Bukkake is about as sexy as watching paint dry.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-09-29 04:04pm

Darth Wong wrote:

Bukkake is about as sexy as watching paint dry.

Yea they do get a bit crusty

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-29 04:06pm

Darth Wong wrote:Bukkake is about as sexy as watching paint dry.

It can be fun to participate in however. Atleast, partially.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-29 04:18pm

And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-29 04:19pm

Montcalm wrote:And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost?

"More than you can possibly imagine."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-29 04:22pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Montcalm wrote:And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost?
"More than you can possibly imagine."

So only Bill Gates,Ted Turner and Donald Trump can afford it.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 04:32pm

What's Bukake?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-29 04:35pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:What's Bukake?

Spraying a girl with cum all over her face.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 04:35pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:What's Bukake?

Bukkake is a form of porn in which a naked woman plays with herself in front of a room full of 20 or 30 men. Then, the men all walk up and jerk off onto her face one at a time until she's covered in jism.

In essence, it's a video showing a few dozen guys jacking off on a woman's face. I can't figure out why anybody likes it.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-29 04:36pm

Montcalm wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Montcalm wrote:And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost?
"More than you can possibly imagine."
So only Bill Gates,Ted Turner and Donald Trump can afford it.

And the sad part is that they'll be pooling their collective paychecks for four months to get 1 and share it.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 04:42pm

Darth Wong wrote: Bukkake is a form of porn in which a naked woman plays with herself in front of a room full of 20 or 30 men. Then, the men all walk up and jerk off onto her face one at a time until she's covered in jism.

In essence, it's a video showing a few dozen guys jacking off on a woman's face. I can't figure out why anybody likes it.

Thank you very much, yet again Curiosity has smacked me around...

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-09-29 07:20pm

It just occured to me that this may be entirely useless, seeing as we dont really have any cameras with that high resolution, unless you are watching a movie filmed in 70mm.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 10:36pm

zombie84 wrote:It just occured to me that this may be entirely useless, seeing as we dont really have any cameras with that high resolution, unless you are watching a movie filmed in 70mm.

Well, the originally didn't have cameras in color, but once the medium came out, then the cameras did!

I think...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-09-29 10:44pm

They actually attempyed a 60FPS 70mm format, but it caused similar effects as to the above.

This UHDV requires terabytes per second of video, though, which is a bit excessive

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 11:58pm

phongn wrote:They actually attempyed a 60FPS 70mm format, but it caused similar effects as to the above.

This UHDV requires terabytes per second of video, though, which is a bit excessive

Hey, for the rich japanese executives who wish to watch Bukake over and over again, maybe it's worth the cost of investing in memory size development...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-30 12:16am

Well, you dont really hve to worry about memory. Recent developments in photochromosomography is going to make 100TB solid-state drives the size of matchboxes in the near future. So We can all expect to have our own personal copy of the library of congress, or perhaps the entirety of kazaa, on our computers by 2010.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-30 12:16am

Urrua, Uruaauauauauauauauaua

Run Hl2 at 40000000x377777777

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-30 12:30am

Hamel wrote:Urrua, Uruaauauauauauauauaua

Run Hl2 at 40000000x377777777

::STABSTABSTAB::

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-30 01:00am

kojikun wrote:Well, you dont really hve to worry about memory. Recent developments in photochromosomography is going to make 100TB solid-state drives the size of matchboxes in the near future. So We can all expect to have our own personal copy of the library of congress, or perhaps the entirety of kazaa, on our computers by 2010.

Fuck, I expect to have at least two of those drives filled with porn.