Next Pope

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-28 01:34pm

I`m not exactly sure if OT is the correct place but i wonder wich nationality the next pope is going to be,me i think it will be an Italian.

I`m bringing this up cause on the local news today they were talking about should JPII step down to give the place to someone else,and they asked people on the street and some think the next pope could be a Quebec Cardinal.....yeah like thats gonna happen.

what do you think?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-09-28 01:55pm

Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.

A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-28 02:03pm

Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continent.
Are you sure...cause i thought Islam was taking over most African countries
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.

That would be a good choice plus he might not be as constipated as a white pope.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-28 02:07pm

Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.

A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.

I doubt that would happen anytime soon. The Cardinals that chose the Pope are far more conservative than the Catholic religion in Africa. Simply on the grounds of doctrinal acceptablity it would be a very hard fight.

An African pope (black or white) is as unlikely as an american Pope.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-28 03:13pm

Which is also far less likely than a European pope.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-28 03:13pm

He'll probably be an Italian, if history is any indication. There's a narrow possibility of him being from another predominantly Catholic country (Poland, Lithuania, something) but I doubt it. The thing I don't get is that there's never been any Spanish speaking pope when that culture group has been the bulwark of Catholicism since the Moor invasion.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-09-28 03:41pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.

A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
I doubt that would happen anytime soon. The Cardinals that chose the Pope are far more conservative than the Catholic religion in Africa. Simply on the grounds of doctrinal acceptablity it would be a very hard fight.

An African pope (black or white) is as unlikely as an american Pope.

Not to mention that the current pope appointed a host of arch-conservatives as cardinals. One of them is likely to be next in line for the papacy.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-28 04:15pm

Well yeah, of course one of the cardinals is next in line.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-09-28 05:01pm

Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.

A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.

Then Jack Chick will be proven correct.

For those of you not in the know, our good friend Jack Chick says that there's a "black Pope" controlling the Pope, of whom only answers to Satan himself.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-28 05:05pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:
Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continent.

A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
Then Jack Chick will be proven correct.

For those of you not in the know, our good friend Jack Chick says that there's a "black Pope" controlling the Pope, of whom only answers to Satan himself.

This piece of shit really believes blacks are in charge of the catholic church...WTF has he been smokin.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-28 05:07pm

Chick is a crazy person who thinks he's providing a public service... well... he is, but its more entertainment than anything

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-28 06:02pm

a "black "Pope as in a secrect or evil pope not someone with black skin

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-28 06:09pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:a "black "Pope as in a secret or evil pope not someone with black skin

Oh that kind of black pope.....anyway Jack Shit has watched one conspiracy movie too many.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-28 08:07pm

Don't forget, the Catholic church also organized WWI, WWII, and slavery.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-09-28 09:57pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Don't forget, the Catholic church also organized WWI, WWII, and slavery.

Not to mention American Idol.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-28 10:41pm

Howedar wrote:Well yeah, of course one of the cardinals is next in line.

Isn't there a black cardinal?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-09-29 02:54am

This might strike y'all as a little "off" but I think that there should be Pope Championships. I think being appointed to the papacy should be the result of an arduous contest. Tests of conviction would be great. The celibacy round, for example -- I can't stand religion for the most part, but I'd tune in for that.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-09-29 07:20pm

They should make the Dalai Lama the new pope. That would be totally kickass. Then he should tell South America to kick the shit out of China. And China would be like, "Hell no," and smack them down. That would be awesome.

Scratch all that. Bobby Treder for Pope in '04! I'll lower taxes, improve education, and free ice cream for everyone!

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-09-29 09:55pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:This might strike y'all as a little "off" but I think that there should be Pope Championships. I think being appointed to the papacy should be the result of an arduous contest. Tests of conviction would be great. The celibacy round, for example -- I can't stand religion for the most part, but I'd tune in for that.

Popemobile races!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-09-29 10:13pm

Robert Treder wrote:Scratch all that. Bobby Treder for Pope in '04! I'll lower taxes, improve education, and free ice cream for everyone!

Mr. Popident? Is that you?

Drooling Iguana wrote:Popemobile races!

Hell yeah! Um... I mean, Heavens, yeah! Is what I meant.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-29 10:29pm

Montcalm wrote:I`m not exactly sure if OT is the correct place but i wonder wich nationality the next pope is going to be,me i think it will be an Italian.

I think it will be a pedophile.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-29 10:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I`m not exactly sure if OT is the correct place but i wonder wich nationality the next pope is going to be,me i think it will be an Italian.
I think it will be a pedophile.

That's like saying that the next pope's gonna be a male human.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-09-29 11:05pm

It'll be Father Duré, for sure.
Everybody sign up for the cruciform.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-29 11:11pm

List of Popes

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-30 12:29am

Well... which nationalities are the Cardinals..?

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