Today is a good day to die

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-09-30 08:52am

After reading the most embarrasing way to die thread I came up with this. What is the best way to die ?

Seriously I do not want to die but if I have to I would like to die in a blaze of glory. If there was ever WW3 I would sign up for the side I think is the good guys. Then I would fight for them to death.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-30 08:53am

I want to die in such a way as to not see it coming. I have an intense fear of death, so I'd have to say either being smashed/vaporized/instantaneously separated into my component molecules would be preferrable. (sp?)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-30 08:57am

The best way to die is in your sleep, after a long and happy life, next to the person you love.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-30 09:01am

fall out of something. Freefall kicks ass.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-30 09:07am

I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-30 09:08am

Zac Naloen wrote:I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

what the hell, dude?! NEVER?! You poor bastard.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-09-30 09:11am

InnerBrat wrote:fall out of something. Freefall kicks ass.

Freefall is hardly a glorious way to die. Besides it is painful. I would rather die as a great soldier so everyone would remember me.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-09-30 09:12am

500 posts ! I am finaly a Jedi Knight !

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-30 09:15am

evilcat4000 wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:fall out of something. Freefall kicks ass.
Freefall is hardly a glorious way to die. Besides it is painful. I would rather die as a great soldier so everyone would remember me.

I didn't say "glorious". What do I care about my reputation? I'm dead.
It's only painful for the split second it takes to hit ground. I plan to be unconscious by then

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-30 09:23am

Zac Naloen wrote:I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

So you've never masturbated? Because that almost always results with an orgasm...

I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

Death from an orgasm would most likely be due to cardiac arrest or such. And it's not restricted to women, but to people who are in very poor physical shape.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-09-30 09:35am

i think i answered that question just a couple of days ago in a thread called "die laughing"

and i´d still want to die whil fucking lucy liu up the ass.

it think it was red imperator who had a couple of interesting amendments concerning a femal voleyball team and shakira.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-30 09:35am

Zac Naloen wrote:the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

I suggest reading over this thread on masturbation techniques and doing them. There should be enough material there so that you can get an orgasm.

For me, well, dying peacefully in my sleep sounds pretty good. I don't need or want any glory and fanfare.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-30 11:52am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The best way to die is in your sleep, after a long and happy life, next to the person you love.

AMEN!! That's how I want to go, surrounded by my husband and family.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-30 11:56am

Chardok wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that
what the hell, dude?! NEVER?! You poor bastard.

well, actually now that i think about it, probably managed to bring myself to orgasm once, but that was a while ago... i don't tend to masturbate very often, just when i'm feeling particularly frustrated

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-30 01:27pm

salm wrote:i think i answered that question just a couple of days ago in a thread called "die laughing"

and i´d still want to die whil fucking lucy liu up the ass.

it think it was red imperator who had a couple of interesting amendments concerning a femal voleyball team and shakira.

I like this way of going out.

Of course, I don't plan on dying so...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-30 04:19pm

Death while climaxing.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-30 04:22pm

Death by 15 megaton nuke strapped to your chest in enemy territory

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-30 04:25pm

I can't believe hail of gunfire hasn't been mentioned yet. I'm thinking Sonny Corleone from The Godfather.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-30 04:30pm

Holding a chainsaw in one hand, a shotgun in the other, and fighting off hordes of Deadites from overrunning the Dearborn countryside.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-30 04:34pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Holding a chainsaw in one hand, a shotgun in the other, and fighting off hordes of Deadites from overrunning the Dearborn countryside.

Do you mean having a chainsaw for a hand.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-09-30 04:36pm

Getting shot by a jealous husband....

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-09-30 04:37pm

Big Crunch.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-30 04:48pm

Proton decay, baby.

boom

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-30 05:08pm

I always wanted to be killed by a nuclear missile.

Not a nuclear exsplosion mind you, I meant getting a chin shot from the missile that pops my head off, and then pure atomic fire cleansing any trace of me off the Earth.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-30 05:18pm

I should probably indicate that I don't plan on dying, but if I had to, then I would choose the one I suggested.