Weapons Manifest, or, What 'Toys' Do You Own?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 05:30am

Okay, we all know about the Right to Keep and Bear Arms. How do yall choose to exercise this right?

My Weapons:

Projectile/Ballistic Weapons:

1. 24' .40-cal Ninja Blowgun. I plan on getting a shitload of these as ammo.

2. A Slingshot. Phun for chucking rocks a really long way...

3. Undisclosed number of Shurikens and Throwing Knives.

Melee/Bladed Weapons:

1. One 16' Hunting Bowie knife. Got it at a gas station. Perfect as a House Knife.

2. A Folding Pocketknife with a stainless steel serrated Hawkbill (forward-curving like a talon) blade with guthook. Got that at another gas station. And it's perfect for double-slash attacks.

3. Baseball Bat. Old-fashioned but it gets the job done quick!

4. Steel-Toe Brahma Workboots, size 10. For when I feel the need to give someone a Boot To The Head or remove them from the gene pool via ye olde Swift Kick In The Nuts.

Wish List:

1. A Katana. Simple and practical.

2. An AR15 Rifle, an Automat Kalashnikov Model 74, a shotgun, and at least one handgun for each member of my family.

3. A Cubic Shitload of Shurikens, Throwing Axes, and Knives of all descriptions.

4. A Nasty Little Something called a Manriki Chain.

As you can see, the concept of 'overkill' does not exist to me...

EDIT: When I get wealthy, I am going to start collecting weapons. One example of every weapon designed to be used by a single person ever known to man!!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-30 05:36am

Glock 18

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-30 05:39am

At home approx. 50 guns of various types.

In my dorm I have a bokken, two Swiss Army knives (one large, one small), a small kitchen knife, and a letter opener.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 05:42am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:At home approx. 50 guns of various types.

In my dorm I have a bokken, two Swiss Army knives (one large, one small), a small kitchen knife, and a letter opener.

Excellent.

Hmm, a bokken? That'll definitely leave a mark on whoever you whack with it.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-09-30 06:00am

I have a pretty mean bow. Now, if I just had some decent arrows.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-09-30 06:09am

Hamel wrote:Glock 18

I take it you are either not in the US, are an SOT, a cop of some kind, or you have a bank account as big as all outdoors as to my knowledge there are very few if any Glock 18's that are pre May'86 and thus transferable within the US to civilians.

Anyway, I hate you.

My list:

Couple of cheap Buck folding knives.

Winchester 1300 Defender riot shotgun with Robar NP3 plating.
Ruger 10/22 .22 LR carbine.
Ruger 22/45 .22 LR target pistol
Taurus PT-22 .22LR pocket pistol
Smith & Wesson 4506-1 .45 ACP pistol
Smith & Wesson Model 640 Centennial .38 Special revolver.
Glock 19 9mm Parabellum w/factory night sights and several preban magazines.

I'm thinking about applying for a C&R licence so I can collect Curio & Relic firearms via mail order. There's plenty of places online to buy cheap Yugo SKS's and other various ComBloc surplus pistols and rifles with a C&R license. The $30 license cost would be recovered in the cost savings from my first purchase.

On my 'to obtain' list once the AWB sunsets:

Bushmaster AR-15 with collapsible stock and 16' barrel.
AK-47 semiauto of some kind.
Armalite AR-180b
Plenty of full capacity magazines for all of my weapons.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-30 07:16am

Let's see...

Hockey sticks
Baseball bats
Golf clubs
Sawed off & sharpened lengths of metal bar
Garrotes made from bicycle shifter cable

Seni automatic CO2 Pellet gun
Slingshot with lead hunting ammo
30lb draw bow with broadhead & target arrows
A nicely shapened axe
Bear spray

And then we move on to the knives...all the ones below and a Hossom Retribution on the way

Firearms are in my future, I plan on getting a firearms license in the next few years, at which point a H&K USP 45 will find a home with me.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-30 07:35am

One nearly blunt butcher knife, and stacks of bread and butter knives. Don't make me spread you to death!

MarkIX · Post by **MarkIX** » 2003-09-30 08:18am

At home in Aus I have a fairly decent compound bow 60-70 draw at the moment and some decent arrows and broad heads. And small collection of knives that I don't know how to use. here I have only the remains of the crushed frame of my bed (don't ask)

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-09-30 08:44am

qty(1) 'Applegate' combat folder (knife).
qty(1) Swiss Army bayonette.
qty(1) Rusted sword found by my grandmother while tilling the field.
qty(5) Heinkel (sp?) kitchen knives
qty(1) Japanese folder 'samurai' steel kitchen knife.
qty(3) misc pocket knives
qty(1) Baseball bat
qty(1) BB gun
qty(1) Paintball gun
qty(1) Hunting bow (I never hunt, just target)
qty(2) dinky wooden bows
qty(1) copy of Star Trek V

I think that's it.

EDIT: qty(2) slingshots.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-30 09:10am

(1) swiss army knife
(1) Official Boy Scout pocket knife. ( 15 years old and rusted to shit)
(1) Louisville Slugger
(1) Hurley. (a stick thing from some crazy bloody Irish sport where you run around and hit a little ball with sticks)
(1) 1940's vintage .303 Enfield : The official Nazi killing device of the Royal Army

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-30 09:17am

1) Brigade of killer cockroaches
2) 10 toothpicks
3) rock
4) traditional chinese weapon: A stick.
5) another rock.
6) Rat poison.
7) Drano crystals and a fresh roll of aluminum foil. (Guess what THAT'S for?

)

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-09-30 09:28am

Chardok wrote: 6) Rat poison.
7) Drano crystals and a fresh roll of aluminum foil. (Guess what THAT'S for? )

WMD?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-30 09:34am

Hmm...neer thought of it like that. Suppose I should call the "Department of Homeland security" and report myself. I can almost hear the predator drones encircling my house.

"VERY SUBTLE, ASSWIPE!" I'll yell, chucking one of my two rocks at the drones.
"Jeepers," I'll think, "WhatEVER could that red popint of light be?"
Meanwhile at the oval office......
"Chardok, and the terrorist state of Jacksonville present a significant risk to themselves, and all the peace-loving people of the world. Chardok and his brigade of killer cockroaches constitue an 'axis of dysfunction' that must be eliminated. for this reason, I have asked congress for seventy-six trillion Rupees (About 32 cents

) to combat this threat. the oppressive regime of Chardok is coming to an end."

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-09-30 10:00am

Apart from kitchen knives, I have absolutely zero weapons.
Unless you count my cat when hungry...

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-09-30 10:10am

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-09-30 10:18am

My list:

- Laser guided .45 pistol

-AK47

-Uzi 9mm

-Shotgun autoloader

-Phased plasma rifle in forty watt range

I asked the gun store guy for the last item, but he just replied "Hey just what you see pal..."

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-30 10:22am

You have a laser guided .45? What "Temporal distortion" field did you get that from?

You mean a .45 with a laser sight on it?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-30 10:23am

My cock.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-30 10:23am

a crappy little pen knife that doesn't cut anything.

I'm gonna get a new one soon... one that is actually sharp and has a use

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-09-30 10:28am

Somewhat old Army Colt .45 and a pump action 12-gauge shotgun, along with my favored hunting bow.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-09-30 11:55am

1). A variety of knives.

2). One wooden softball bat.

3). One really, really old looking saber a friend picked up in Mexico.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-30 12:02pm

One Pen knife, kept in the purse.

Three Pakistani steel knives, the kind you can buy for $3 at a swapmeet. One 3in blade, two 5in blades

One Scottish dirk.

One 6ft Staff, solid Pine, metal shod.

One Remington 4-10 shotgun, with a box of #3 shot.

Wish List:
Another Dirk or two
One or two LongSwords
A Claymore (old style)

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-09-30 12:40pm

~A 46' hand and a half blade with brass trimmings and a rounded pommel *grins*Sehr gut!

~11' special forces, wire bound hilt dagger

~A skean dhu

~One hunting knife..

~Several bockens lying scattered about the house as well as a few smaller kinds.

~A 6ft(I think...roughly) bo staff

~Anything That can be lifted in a pinch

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-30 12:50pm

Well, various rifles(I would rather not go into details about what I own, though), and some shotguns (I love my Benelli...). I have some hunting/skinning knives as well as a few pocket knives. Right now though, here at college, I have a Swiss Army Knife (Officer model) and a Leatherman's Tool (Original model, if you don't have one, get one, they are the most useful thing you will EVER get, and don't get a cheap knockoff, either). Also have a bunch of militaria stuff including steel pot helmets, some old military boots, ALICE packs, couple bayonets (favorite would have to be my WW2 Jap bayonet, thing looks like a short sword), instruments from a B-17, and some other assorted useless military fodder.

Throw in a bunch of hunting and camping gear (parkas, packs, boots, tree stands, tents, sleeping bags, et cetera), and you have my toy box!

Wish List:
AR-15 of my own
MG-42 (like that will ever happen...)
Barret M82 (see above)
Willy's MB or M38 Jeep (actually plan on getting one of those in the future)
P-51 (Hey, I can dream...)