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*pirks up eyebrow...* Hmm...?The Yosemite Bear wrote:*Begins plotting to hook up rebounding sister with Spanky....*
Heh, not to get into another fetish, but how old is she?
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Um, Colin? Dolly's had implants.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well what about my sister, Dolly Parton and Adrianne B. (Escape from New York, Swamp Thing, Batman the Animated Series), they are at the natural upperlimits for humans, and still look better then those crotesqueres that show up, because at least there is an actual SYMMETRY to woemn who have big tit's in nature. they usually aren't just "Top heavy".
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Haha LMAO! You're just like me with that. I love really small breasts on a girlSpanky The Dolphin wrote:I am not a fan of breasts implants. They hardly ever look realistic, and I find them aesthetically unappealing in the extreme for pretty much the same reasons as Uts.
I'm also not much of a fan of larger breasts in general. Generally B size and tops out at about upper C. Smaller breasts are a personal fetish, so it's not like I would turn a woman down just because she had Ds or such, unless they were implants...
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i can't stand breast implants at all, if at parties and a porno is put on (i dunno why some guys like watching porn with their mates anyways), if the woman has fake breats chances are i'll go find something else to do.
i like b-cups, C cups are okay, but D cups are actually a turn off for me even if they are real, because in order to get close to the girl you have to squeeze, and that means putting more effort in
i like b-cups, C cups are okay, but D cups are actually a turn off for me even if they are real, because in order to get close to the girl you have to squeeze, and that means putting more effort in
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Thanks to a stripper at a stag party, I can tell you that fake boobs feel weird. Not horrible or bad, they're just kinda strange and feel wrong, it's kinda like fondling a bag of gel...which is not surprising since that's what the implants are made of.Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Fake breasts are a dehumanizing trait, which I suspect were invented to prepare society for androids (which will unlikely ever appear completely human, so the industry and media has opted to 'meet in the middle', so to speak). I also hear they have the added bonus of feeling horrible.
Personally I look at overall proportions, for instance my GF's breasts would look ridiculous on a woman who's 5'4" 110lbs, but on my 5'9" 150lb GF they look great & feel even better.
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What is you referring to as the same distorted frame?? The sort of women The Yosemite Bear implies he prefers??The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
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who was it that said that fucking crap about titty ****ing? why in the HELL would you even want to do that when, at not two feet declination, is a place DESIGNED for that activity. Plus the girls tend to enjoy it more, selfish PRICK! AAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
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I see that I'm going against the flow with this one.
I like big boobs. I like a well-rounded chick with a good-sized chest. It's not a prerequisite (I'm perfectly content with banging a small-breasted chick) but it definately attracts me. Although I agree that they can get to a point where they're too big.
Implants, though...ick.
I like big boobs. I like a well-rounded chick with a good-sized chest. It's not a prerequisite (I'm perfectly content with banging a small-breasted chick) but it definately attracts me. Although I agree that they can get to a point where they're too big.
Implants, though...ick.
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For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
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I thought porn stars always had some chunk on them...The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
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I don't think they are particularly bad...I mean in most porno I am not looking for real beauty persay. It all comes down to the sex involved....but really huge boobs are a bit of a turn off.
On women, I prefer real, because fake honestly has a weird alien feel.
On women, I prefer real, because fake honestly has a weird alien feel.
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I dont think that is correct. Parton had big boobs when I was a child, and that was before implants where out. I forgot what the name is for Partons body type, but I believe she is all natural. If you notice she isnt a tiny lady like some of the super skinny women that are on TV today.InnerBrat wrote:Um, Colin? Dolly's had implants.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well what about my sister, Dolly Parton and Adrianne B. (Escape from New York, Swamp Thing, Batman the Animated Series), they are at the natural upperlimits for humans, and still look better then those crotesqueres that show up, because at least there is an actual SYMMETRY to woemn who have big tit's in nature. they usually aren't just "Top heavy".
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As much as you talk about your sexual exploits, I am beginning to think you are just making this crap up.Superman wrote:Ummm, WHAT? Look, if I can touch them they are real in my book. I would rate breast implants right up there with Guttenburg's printing press in terms the best inventions in history.
As for preferring smaller breasts... What do you do with those? I've tried titty F&@*ing smaller ones, and the big ones are MUCH better. And what the hell are you supposed to hold on to? Her nipples?
Ok, natural are indeed the best. I would still take implants over feeling up or screwing a table top though.
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You would have liked the bartender I saw at Hooters last night, then.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Not to mention I have yet to see somone show women with big breasts and the Botticelli-esq hips that would naturally go with that.
mind you I am found of the Botticelli look....
And while every other guy here (save Superman, God bless him) seems to be in a race to prove how modern and sensitive he is on this issue, let me come out and say that I like big tits and I don't particularly care how they got that way. The only real turn-off is an obviously BAD implant job, which is what a lot of you seem to be describing.
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My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.
She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.
Yes they make bras that big.
She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me
She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.
Yes they make bras that big.
She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
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My wife had a reduction surgery done...they were BIG before, mind, not unlike your sister, but not quite so huge...now they look really damn good. Easy, comfy Cs. Her old bras look like medieval armour - she had extensive bruising in her skin from wearing them, particularly on her shoulders.LadyTevar wrote:She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other. She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
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38 is about the maximum size i like.LadyTevar wrote:My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.
She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.
Yes they make bras that big.DAMN tell her to have them reduced now,in a few year they will hurt her back.
She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me
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That is actually what they were first created for.beyond hope wrote:The only case I could think of is for breast reconstruction after a mastectomy, and I'm not even sure they're used for that purpose.
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