Today is a good day to die

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-09-30 05:48pm

Riding a nuclear bomb! YEEHAAW!!

But seriously, I would like to die the way Spanky suggested, I think thats the nicest way to die.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-09-30 06:04pm

Crossing the streams.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2003-09-30 06:10pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I always wanted to be killed by a nuclear missile.

Not a nuclear exsplosion mind you, I meant getting a chin shot from the missile that pops my head off, and then pure atomic fire cleansing any trace of me off the Earth.

That and the various other nuclear-related suggestions have my vote.

Exactly how to go about it I've yet to decide... I can choose from anywhere between riding the bomb all the way down, or "But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills, you're from two different worlds! ... Oh, I've wasted my life."

Actually, forget that.
I want to die eating the world's tastiest antimatter cookie.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-09-30 06:20pm

I think dying on stage after giving the greatest performance of your life would be the most dramatic way to die. Especially if you actually die during a death scene. Having an enraptured audience for one's own exit is an intriguing possibility...

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-30 06:27pm

I'd say either peacefully in my sleep or if that's not possible, sacraficing myself to save the rest of humanity. Something meaningful like that. As long as it's painless. I'm not much afraid of death but excrutiating pain, that's a different story.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-09-30 06:29pm

theski wrote:Getting shot by a jealous husband....

... at the age if 92 ...

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-30 06:34pm

Raven wrote: Exactly how to go about it I've yet to decide... I can choose from anywhere between riding the bomb all the way down, or "But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills, you're from two different worlds! ... Oh, I've wasted my life."

That second one is the way that I will die, minus the nuc-u-ler bomb.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-30 06:36pm

I want to die in my sleep after a long life. Preferably next to someone I love.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-30 06:38pm

Dying as a 46 year-old unemployed virgin that still lives with your parents, but they died. It would be hard to make an actual living for yourself, so I'd take the easy way out. If you die winning the lottery or having a 3-way, you wouldn't want to die, because you'd want it again and again.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-30 06:39pm

I want to jump out of an airplane, over an enemy strong hold and be torn apart by a hail of gunfire just as a nuke hits, next to my loved one, while orgasming. How's that?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-30 06:39pm

That or being immortal.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » 2003-09-30 06:40pm

SHODAN wrote:Big Crunch.

I've seen some papers saying that its theoretically possible to squeeze out an infinite number of computational cycles before the universe ends, which may or may not count as immortality, depending on your definition (and ditto for heat death).

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I should probably indicate that I don't plan on dying,

Ditto.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-30 06:52pm

aerius wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.
I suggest reading over this thread on masturbation techniques and doing them. There should be enough material there so that you can get an orgasm.

Damn...how could I have missed that thread?...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-30 08:24pm

Bah. Nukes, amat cookies, they simply can't compare to your body immolating itself in a flash of gamma radiation.

External sources are for pussies.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-30 08:43pm

Rye wrote:Crossing the streams.

He he he he, *hums the Ghostbuster's theme*

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-30 09:15pm

evilcat4000 wrote:After reading the most embarrasing way to die thread I came up with this. What is the best way to die ?

Seriously I do not want to die but if I have to I would like to die in a blaze of glory. If there was ever WW3 I would sign up for the side I think is the good guys. Then I would fight for them to death.

in my bed with a good drink and a bad woman.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-09-30 09:15pm

With a big fucking bang and a lot of dead things and damage.

Preferred ways:

1) nuclear blast, quick, would be interesting, albeit painful, to feel the effects in the instant before death.
2) kamikaze with a damaged fighter (or for that matter any aircraft, granted I would do it with a ship too)
3) painful, but peaceful and emotional.
4) leading the last charge into certain death.

Granted all I will probably end up getting for a death would be any of these:
1) *cuts the red wire* "oops..." *boom*
2) car accident
3) shot on the freeway
4) disease

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-09-30 11:10pm

Alexander the Great and Lord Nelson had it down to a science. Bow out at the very height of your career, at the extreme apex, when you could only fall or stagnate from there. Drunken revel and then fever in Babylon--the whole known world at your feet--or shot through at Trafalgar, told of the greatest victory in English naval history as it was wrought by your hand before you slip into the darkness. Utter perfection. Both of them managed to die at exactly the right time.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 11:17pm

Zac Naloen wrote:the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

Why do I feel a sudden and extremely intense urge to fix that right NOW!?

Zac Naloen wrote:I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

I have a roommate whose orgasms always last at least thirty seconds of screaming and convulsions. Phun!

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