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Not only am I opposed to rediculously oversized implants, I'm opposed to rediculously oversized real breasts. Gah those saggy bastards are scary.
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The important thing is balance. They should standardize breast implant sizes, so the man likes them and the woman isn't unnecessarily burdened.
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Setzer wrote:The important thing is balance. They should standardize breast implant sizes, so the man likes them and the woman isn't unnecessarily burdened.
yes, standards are good. Then, just slap a big ISO-9000 Certified! label on her tits after the surgery.
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Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.
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*shudder*

I just remembered...at the store I work at over the summers, some nastified woman comes in fairly often. She has these saggy ones that hang down past her belly (seriously, they hang to her WAIST). I mean, that is UNNATURAL!!! You just want to go vomit after seeing it...
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Nathan F wrote:
Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.
Superman must be one of those who write those famous Penthouse Letters,much talk and sexual fantasies but they`re all dreams. :wink:
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They must take the belief that a guy will prefer a C cup to an A cup, and extrapolate it to think that they'll prefer a G cup over an E cup or something. It's more of a curve. I don't like them too small (Especially since all the small breasts belong to frickin' sticks), and if it's too big, it's just not right.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
What is you referring to as the same distorted frame?? The sort of women The Yosemite Bear implies he prefers??
No I hate anorexics (I come from a very disfunctional family.)

I said I perfer more of the Botocelli type look.
purhaps you should look at renisance art some more, and hopefully not Bosche....

Actually I like women who actually have HIPS, no ribs showing, etc.
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The best boobs are those that are proportionate to the rest of her body, i must admit, i prefer more noticable boobs, but i don't get anything from ridiculously big ones.

Theresa Scott's boobs are just right, dunno if they're implants or nto but it doesn't really matter...or Tera Patrick's.
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Real b00bs, size not an issue

And Red, we're not being sensitive, we're being all natural
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I think that a woman's breasts should fit with the rest of her body. There's certain aesthic to a woman's body and unnaturally large breasts tend to violate that and it shows. That just doesn't appeal.
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RedImperator wrote:And while every other guy here (save Superman, God bless him) seems to be in a race to prove how modern and sensitive he is on this issue, let me come out and say that I like big tits and I don't particularly care how they got that way.
Why do you assume that anybody who disagrees with you must be trying to prove how modern and sensitive he is on the issue? I'm as politically incorrect as anybody on the subject of female objectification, but I don't like giant fake hooters. In fact, just thinking about the presence of an artificial implant bag under the skin kind of makes me sick.
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Anyways, no discussion is complete without pictures. These boobs are on the large side, but they look natural enough. :)

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Chardok acting like Dennis Miller wrote:Here here! Mike! (Yes, THAT was a me-too)
But I feel strongly about this. Where the fuck do you get off? It was a question about personal preference, and because you happen to subscribe to the stereotypical male "give me monster jugs or give me death" Suddenly we're sensitive tree-hugging, greenpeace card-carrying, big-hair wearing sensitive guys who cry at movies like titanic? I think Fucking Not. FUCK titanic. Fuck Old Yeller. I like it when he got killed. I threw a fucking party. I like CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAN shaven pussies and ZERO underarm hair. I like small tits. They tend to be perkier and much more fun to fantacise about. I watch Football. I drink beer. BUT I hate NASCAR, hate baseball, hate basketball, LOVE Halo, I drive a 1989 Subaru. No stereo system. I pick my nose. I bite my fingernails-regularly, my house is a disaster. I mean a fucking DISASTER. Does that make me nasty? Partially, but I have 30 pairs of socks and 20 sets of underwear. It's not uncommon for me, during the weeked, to take two or three showers a day, depending on my activities for the day.
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Darth Wong wrote:For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
Chasey Lain comes to mind too: that boob job was just awful.
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Chesty Morgan, anyone? :mrgreen:

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LadyTevar wrote:My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.

She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.

Yes they make bras that big. :shock:
Holy dear fuck. :shock: :shock: :shock:
She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
Yikes.
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me :lol:
Now that's true sibling affection. :D
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Darth Wong wrote:For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
Mimi Miyagi ruined her figure with breast implants. I saw her films when she first started and she had a nice figure. She then went and got these horrendous implants that make her look terrible.
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Shape and proportion over size...

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Enforcer Talen wrote:heh. I much prefer natural to synthetic. if I want a barbie doll, I can go to toysrus.
Then you probably has a very tiny penis if it fits in a barbie doll... :roll:

Sorry E.T. couldn't resist! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Kuja wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me :lol:
Now that's true sibling affection. :D
We've only joked about it since 1988 :roll: :lol:
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Chardok wrote:FUCK titanic.
Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Chesty Morgan, anyone? :mrgreen:

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For a look at when boob jobs go wrong run a search for a Page 3 girl called Jordan, also known as Katie Price. She was a lovely girl, an absolute scorcher.

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/katieP/katieP017.jpg

After 3 boob jobs she lost her job in Page 3. Became a celebrity slut/hooker and looks like this.

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/katieP/katieP116.jpg
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Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.
Right, because everyone else is oh so fucking modest....
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