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Right, that was my point. I could deal with the reverse of that situation just fine.Durran Korr wrote:I think he could deal with it, quite frankly.Yes, but it also would technically be rape if you climbed onto your boy and rode him 'til he woke up.
That's usually a good assumption, although not always, especially if you're dead cold passed out from a long night of the same activity. Then it would be rape. (Because obviously if your nuts are empty, your ribs sore and your back properly lacerated, you're just not gonna be in the mood.)Durran Korr wrote:I think he could deal with it, quite frankly.Yes, but it also would technically be rape if you climbed onto your boy and rode him 'til he woke up.
Technically, yes. I personally woudl only climb on my boy if he was at least mostly awake, because I like some life in my shag partners.Zaia wrote:Yes, but it also would technically be rape if you climbed onto your boy and rode him 'til he woke up.
Actually, she just thought is was necrophiliac, so we looked it up and it turns out somniphilia is related to necrophilia.*shrugs* I guess it just depends on the relationship. You said that your sister had that with her ex; maybe part of the reason she didn't enjoy it and felt like it was borderline/techincally rape was because there were other problems there too.
Maybe. Also, if you've said you wouldn't mind being shagged while asleep, than you've consented, right?Or maybe I'm just weird and/or too trusting. Who knows.
Well, that is a point, but I've found that the time it takes to awaken them is rather minimal. And after that, there is much life.InnerBrat wrote:Technically, yes. I personally woudl only climb on my boy if he was at least mostly awake, because I like some life in my shag partners.
...Ew. I'll bet that makes it a bit less enjoyable next time. *makes icky face and sticks tongue out*Actually, she just thought is was necrophiliac, so we looked it up and it turns out somniphilia is related to necrophilia.
Hey, good call. That is so!Maybe. Also, if you've said you wouldn't mind being shagged while asleep, than you've consented, right?
Bwahahahaha.anarchistbunny wrote:I woke up today in a cold bed(temp drop overnight) to the sound of my mom screaming that I have to go to soon. I also had morning wood, which got me thinking about this thread, which got me thinking about the conversation Zaia started. I was a full on goth for about 30 seconds.
Doesn't work quite so well in dorm life...Wicked Pilot wrote:When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
BattleTech for SilCoreStanley Hauerwas wrote:[W]hy is it that no one is angry at the inequality of income in this country? I mean, the inequality of income is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Why isn’t that ever an issue of politics? Because you don’t live in a democracy. You live in a plutocracy. Money rules.
You and me both, RDJ, you and me both...Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:*Wonders why he can't find a girl like Zaia or Innerbrat to take advantage of his antemeridian lumber surplus*
I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.DPDarkPrimus wrote:You and me both, RDJ, you and me both...Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:*Wonders why he can't find a girl like Zaia or Innerbrat to take advantage of his antemeridian lumber surplus*
That, or you could always try to woo us into your beds.Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
Would this be tag-team freestyle wooing, on DPDarkPrimus' and my part? Or tandem synchronized wooing?Zaia wrote:That, or you could always try to woo us into your beds.Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
My soldier has an itchy trigger finger.Wicked Pilot wrote:When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
But that would take quite a bit of skill, and seeing as how I lack any...Zaia wrote: That, or you could always try to woo us into your beds.
Don't forget the bra on your head and by the name of God, hook up the doll, if you wish to give it a try.Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
*suppresses memory of coming out of bathroom one morning to be greeted by flatmate's boyfriend's Morning Glory*The Dark wrote:Doesn't work quite so well in dorm life...Wicked Pilot wrote:When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
Luckily, I'm one of the first ones out each day, so there're maybe three other guys up at the same time, and we're all too groggy to notice anything about the others.
Was it that horrible? Or that nice?InnerBrat wrote: *suppresses memory of coming out of bathroom one morning to be greeted by flatmate's boyfriend's Morning Glory*
suppress, godsdammit, suppress!
It was another 6 months before we made love.
He's a very large man, and he was wering the dressing gown of a very small woman. His helmet was poking out and I had a hangover. Not good.LadyTevar wrote:Was it that horrible? Or that nice?InnerBrat wrote: *suppresses memory of coming out of bathroom one morning to be greeted by flatmate's boyfriend's Morning Glory*
suppress, godsdammit, suppress!
Now we just need to know why Nitram was using hi penis as a towel rail.I still recall the first time Nitram came to visit... He was getting out of the bath, and I passed him a drink through the door, just in time to catch a glimpse of the towel hanging off his ... *AHEM*...
And when I mean hanging, I mean hanging, as neatly as a coat on a hanger, and just as straight.
