Pants in Star Wars

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-26 04:56pm

Got this from: http://forums.delphiforums.com/cort/mes ... msg=2543.1

Which is a christian fundie forum on a thread about putting pants on David the statue, which in turn makes this even more amusing.

Ah yes, the same mentality that would have farmers put pants on cattle
Star Wars in my Pants
Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words:

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-09-29 02:21am

An immature friend of mine once suggested that it would be even funnier if you substituted the word "penis". NO, it wasn't me.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-09-29 03:56am

There's an AOTC script somewhere, where every instance of the word 'The Force' has been replaced by 'The Ass'. As in "...sticks his hand into the cockpit and, using the Ass, pulls the gun out of ZAM'S hand."

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-09-29 05:01am

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the pants.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-29 08:35am

Sweet baby Jesus. It seems the evil of SD.net is spreading across the Web like silent, logical, sadistic peanut butter.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2002-09-29 01:09pm

Do not underestimate the power of the pants!!

Look at the size of those pants!

Darth Phoenix · Post by **Darth Phoenix** » 2002-09-29 02:06pm

I feel a disturbance in the pants.
Yes master i feel it too.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-29 03:25pm

I thot I posted something like this from http://www.gilchrist.cwc.net/starwars/swjokes.html, couple weeks ago. . .

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-09-29 03:25pm

Seen the pants substitution, long ago. Still funny

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-09-30 07:50pm

consequences wrote:An immature friend of mine once suggested that it would be even funnier if you substituted the word "penis". NO, it wasn't me.

Problem is, while 'pants' is both singular and plural, and therefore can substitute either ind of word, 'penis' is singular, so you'd technically be substituting one of two words into those lines...

...I can't believe I bothered to rationalize the inferiority of a penis joke.

What is the plural of 'penis', anyway? Is it 'penises' or 'peni'?

Failed Glory · Post by **Failed Glory** » 2002-09-30 08:36pm

Really old, but so funny...

"Come on kid! Let's blow these pants and get out of here!"

For 10 sexually suggestive lines from each movie including the infamous:

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

Go to

http://www.beamused.org.uk/morant/jokes/page355.htm

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-09-30 08:46pm

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping-hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."

ROFL an oldie indeed

I think i sift through those "pants" ones like a year ago so old..

Cyaround,
Jason

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-10-01 12:14am

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-01 12:20am

"Seems someone's taken an interest in your pants."

"Kid, I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, seen a lot of crazy pants..."

"Watch your pants kid, or you'll find yourself floating home!"

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-10-01 04:50am

"You just watch your pants. We're wanted men. I have a death sentence in twelve systems."

"I'll be careful."

"You'll be DEAD!"

"This little one's not worth the trouble. Come, let me buy you pants."

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-10-01 10:39am

Cyril wrote:Sweet baby Jesus. It seems the evil of SD.net is spreading across the Web like silent, logical, sadistic peanut butter.

Bow to the metaphor.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-01 10:52am

"Impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the pants?"
"The regional governors will now have direct control over their pants."

"Your pants. You will not need them."

"Judge me by my pants, do you? Hmm?"

"3PO. Tell them that if they don't obey you, you'll get angry and use your pants."
"But master Luke, what pants?"

"Admiral, we have enemy pants in Sector 37."