Oh man, body hair all over the shower

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-30 09:44pm

While I am not particularly hairy above the waist region, my ass, legs, pubic area and but crack region grow hair at an immense rate. Anyone who thinks we did not evolve from an ape like ancestor really needs to come see me. Jesus, God had enough sense to give baboons bald asses...

Anyway, I was taking a shower today when I started shaving my pubic area. Usually, I just trim it up a little but today I got sort of crazy. While my girl is used to me shaving my arms, today I shaved my entire waist region using a small bic razor and left quite a mess. She was pissed. I shaved my ass, top of my legs, the area between anusburg and scrotumville, etc. The drain is now clogged and thick hair is all over the tub. Crap...

Anyone else have a shaving problem when it comes to the ass and waist region?

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-09-30 09:50pm

This just proves that Neanderthals didn't die out. We still have Italians (very hairy) and other people who land under the "hairy as an ape" category.

This is also why shaving anything other than one's face is considered bad... However, it gives Roto-Rooter a lot of business.

Do note that technically I should be very hairy. But I am not, of course, like everything involving my body, it's probably due to something not working right (and no, my gonads work fine, but some other hormone is probably whacked out)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 10:58pm

Excessive body hair FUCKING SUCKS!!

Why can't we all be permanently as smooth as the day we were born?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-30 11:01pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Excessive body hair FUCKING SUCKS!!

Why can't we all be permanently as smooth as the day we were born?

Maybe the next step in human evolution will fix this hairy problem.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 11:09pm

Montcalm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Excessive body hair FUCKING SUCKS!!

Why can't we all be permanently as smooth as the day we were born?
Maybe the next step in human evolution will fix this hairy problem.

Gene-modding, anyone?

And yes I do realize Kojikun's gonna sperm all over this thread the moment he sees this...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-30 11:28pm

Body shaving is for girls. And, as in Superman's case, bodybuilders. But unless you can hide a sandwich in the hair on your back, be manly and let it grow.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-30 11:32pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Excessive body hair FUCKING SUCKS!!

Why can't we all be permanently as smooth as the day we were born?

Why don't you reincarnate as an Asian?

JK.

Nair is useful...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-09-30 11:44pm

HAhahah Funnily enough, I don't have much body hair to speak of other
than pubic hair

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-09-30 11:54pm

That'll teach you to shave! Be a man and be proud of your body hair!

I grow hair like a beast below the waist but thats it. I got hairy legs but my back, chest and face are as smooth as a baby. Thank god too, i'd hate to have chest hair.

Moral of your story: guys should never shave their pubes! That should be obvious.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 11:54pm

MKSheppard wrote:HAhahah Funnily enough, I don't have much body hair to speak of other
than pubic hair

*/me lets mind wander...

before he knows it, Shep is mentally undressed...*

Yes, I Am Evil.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-01 12:00am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Yes, I Am Evil.

*Sn0m4n's head explodes as the .270 Winchester round
smashes into the back of his head as the Morality Police
put a round into his head to prevent the further corruption
of SDN*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-01 12:07am

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Yes, I Am Evil.
*Sn0m4n's head explodes as the .270 Winchester round
smashes into the back of his head as the Morality Police
put a round into his head to prevent the further corruption
of SDN*

*force-senses the incoming bullet while it's still fifty meters away and quickly force-pushes it ninety degrees off course, causing it to disintegrate from the g-forces...

Then Sn0 proceeds to mind-fuck the entire MP squad, wracking them with continuous, debilitating orgasms!*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-01 12:08am

LOL!!! Oh sweet merciful evil...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-01 12:12am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:LOL!!! Oh sweet merciful evil...

Nothing like a little Black Magic with a sexual twist to keep the badguys busy...

BTW those MPs should be released from my Sex Magic in a few hours...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-01 12:16am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:LOL!!! Oh sweet merciful evil...
Nothing like a little Black Magic with a sexual twist to keep the badguys busy...

BTW those MPs should be released from my Sex Magic in a few hours...

*casts Nymbors groping hand*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-10-01 12:27am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:LOL!!! Oh sweet merciful evil...
Nothing like a little Black Magic with a sexual twist to keep the badguys busy...

BTW those MPs should be released from my Sex Magic in a few hours...
*casts Nymbors groping hand*

No wonder I am so glad this stuff doesn't work for real...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-01 12:57am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Excessive body hair FUCKING SUCKS!!

Why can't we all be permanently as smooth as the day we were born?

*hands immediately assume guard positions around head*

Nonono! I like my thick brown hair, thank you very much!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-01 07:12am

What can I say except:

"hahaha I'm naturally blonde and have no need to shave except my underarms, legs and mound!"

Oh, and "mmmmmmm body hair in moderation....."

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-10-01 11:16am

InnerBrat wrote:What can I say except:

"hahaha I'm naturally blonde and have no need to shave except my underarms, legs and mound!"

Oh, and "mmmmmmm body hair in moderation....."

Yes. Body hair in moderation... like a thick mat of chest hair to curl your fingers in, with tht luscious little trail that leads down over the belly.... (drools... is at work, dammit.)

However, Nitram's shoulders have hair just as thick, and need a little trimming. Again.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-01 11:20am

LadyTevar wrote:Yes. Body hair in moderation... like a thick mat of chest hair to curl your fingers in, with tht luscious little trail that leads down over the belly.... (drools... is at work, dammit.)

However, Nitram's shoulders have hair just as thick, and need a little trimming. Again.

Now I'm thinking of the first ever scene from Malcolm in the Middle.
Now, that's dedication to your man.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-01 11:41am

I was going to mention I have no real body hair but after seeing the dishevelled bodies of Shep and his cronies thanks to Ein, I think I'll pass.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-10-01 11:43am

What sucks is when you have more hair on your chest than on your head. I'm 19 and halfway to baldness dammit.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-01 11:46am

Crazy_Vasey wrote:What sucks is when you have more hair on your chest than on your head. I'm 19 and halfway to baldness dammit.

Shave it all off, then you'll be even.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-10-01 11:48am

I am Asian with probably a good dosage of Japanese blood in there somewhere. I have almost no hair on my body except for under the arm and pubes. Hell, it takes me a while just to grow facial hair.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-10-01 11:48am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote:What sucks is when you have more hair on your chest than on your head. I'm 19 and halfway to baldness dammit.
Shave it all off, then you'll be even.

Shaving is too much hassle when it's just my facial hair. I fear the amount of cuts I'd give myself shaving off all my body hair.