White trash mom on MTV

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-30 01:13pm

This was posted by a metalhead on the otjher board I frequent:

My Mom: On MTV
After my "date" today, I went over to my mom's....because I can. And I had MTV 2 on for a bit...because there was nothing else on. She (like always) had a few choice words to say about MTV2 and today's music.

1. "Why do all these bassists look like that Scott Ian fella'!?" (In referece to the bassist from Queens of the Stone Age, SOAD, and Mudvayne)

2. "Since when did this shit become BET Lifetime? I don't wanna see no damn black people talkin' about fuckin' bitches and hos or some stupid ass blonde bitch actin' like a fuckin' whore!"

3. "Fuck Creed! Fuck em right in the ass!"

4. "That bitch needs to shove a dick in her mouth and shut the fuck up!" (In reference to Britney Spears)

5. "I don't care about no god damned Video Music Awards shit! Everyone on there fuckin' sucks!"

6. "You told me they had Iron Maiden on 'er once!" "They only do that cool shit at night, Ma" "Well, fuck these god damned fucking assholes! I want some real fucking music! None a that teenybopper bullshit!"

7. "Change the channel! I'm tired a lookin' at these fuckin' sons a bitches!"

So, yeah. My ass died laughing! I'm glad my mom's cool (even if she used to be cooler). But she got all middle-aged and crap.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-30 01:16pm

This guy's mother said this?

If my mom said anything vaguly similar to that, I would literally pass out from the shock...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-30 01:20pm

And she had kids...?!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-30 01:26pm

I`m not surprised "MTV the channel of choice for idiots"

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-09-30 02:21pm

His mom is fucking cool. At least we know that some of our elders are still wise, even if the youth is comprised of fucking morons.

Post by **The Wookiee** » 2003-09-30 02:27pm

Scott Ian is most notable for being in Anthrax, isn't he?

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-09-30 02:30pm

4. "That bitch needs to shove a dick in her mouth and shut the fuck up!" (In reference to Britney Spears)

There's a problem with this?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-30 05:36pm

It's not her taste in music, it's how she said it I find funny.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-01 07:00am

I want that mum.

I guess I'll have to settle with the hope of one day being that mum.