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JediNeophyte wrote:You Brits have some crazy words.
You've never heard old-timer mountaineers talking. It's a documented fact that up until the 1960's Elizabethian English was still being used in Appalachia.

It's a shame that as more people got TV, the old accents became 'hick', and people dropped it to become more sophisticated. "The Beverly HillBillies" TV show didn't help. :P
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dunno why but i have started replacing the word Cool, with Genious, and other similar things like that for example...


"oh my god dude, thats is fucking genious" ( i do talk like this, it probably sounds weird with a british accent)

Other person " dude, your pretty good at that"

me "genious"

etc etc... i think you get hte idea... im hoping other people catch on, cos it can make for interesting conversations, and it got me a girl.. if only for one night.
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I forgot the obvious ones!

Us up in the cold north call "dinner" "tea" and "lunch" "dinner".

And there's the infamous "butty" :twisted:
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Here down south in the US, we sort of have our own developed language that outsiders really can't understand, heheheh.
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'Lancaster' is very clearly spoken like this: 'LANK-a-ster'. 'LAN-CAST-ER' is the name of a British nobility
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Rye wrote:I forgot the obvious ones!

Us up in the cold north call "dinner" "tea" and "lunch" "dinner".

And there's the infamous "butty" :twisted:
Well, you might, and admittedly, 90% of people I know might, but in Cramlington, some very northern families (with mum from Scotland and dad from Barnsley), are quite happy calling dinner and lunch by those names.

But I too am always partial to a good butty. :twisted:

Oh, and Hemlock, I didnt know there was a pronunciation difference, LAN-CAST-ER has been how I pronounced the town, university and nobility names, but feel free to chalk me up to being obscure.
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In Britain, "pants" is an adjective that means "bad" in general and "ugly" in particular. That's why they call them "trousers." :P
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Rye wrote:I forgot the obvious ones!

Us up in the cold north call "dinner" "tea" and "lunch" "dinner".

And there's the infamous "butty" :twisted:
Well, you might, and admittedly, 90% of people I know might, but in Cramlington, some very northern families (with mum from Scotland and dad from Barnsley), are quite happy calling dinner and lunch by those names.

But I too am always partial to a good butty. :twisted:

Oh, and Hemlock, I didnt know there was a pronunciation difference, LAN-CAST-ER has been how I pronounced the town, university and nobility names, but feel free to chalk me up to being obscure.
Actually i recall being taught by Room 101 that there's a family in the nobility called "featherstone-haugh" but it's pronounced "fanshaw".

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Andrew J. wrote:In Britain, "pants" is an adjective that means "bad" in general and "ugly" in particular. That's why they call them "trousers." :P
If a film was "pants" it was crap. But i always spell it "pance" in the subtitles in my mind, also, down south, "pants" seem to refer to underwear, up north, pants seems to refer to trousers, which i call pants.
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Cajun Speak is well different from Redneckian. The accent usually deters most foriegners as we're seen as retards, but retrds with good food ma ya sha.
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Give over pissing the garage Tony!(stop doing that)
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oh yeah, reason why Mr Boden pronounced it moiderin was coz he is from Wigan, crazy wiganers, my mum said that her dad pronounced it moiderin', he was from wigan too.
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"Give-Over!" means "I don't believe that."

as in
"Just think, some Americans have never experienced a chip butty."
"Give over!"

and "pants" is the funniest word in the English language. You can't have it for your trousers.

Oh, and never tell a Brit to wear pants and suspenders to a formal party.
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[quote="InnerBrat]

Oh, and never tell a Brit to wear pants and suspenders to a formal party.[/quote]

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Could be worse. At least thats english English. Has anyone here even tried to talk to a fucking glaswegian lately? I was over recently watching my beloved treble champions and trying to get a order in the bar was a fecking nightmare.
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You think Glasgow's bad? Try Aberdonian (or whatever it's called), I was ringing my uncle up for advice on how to tie kilt shoes properly, and the conversation essentially went like this...

Hello, it's Paul...
Ah Paul, *insert unintelligible noise here*
Sorry?
*insert unintelligible noise here*
Once more?
*insert unintelligible noise here*
Look, I'm really not getting this...
*sigh* Are-You-Alright?
Oh, yes, I'm fine thanks...

Suffice to say, I didnt quite get the advice I needed...
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I dated a girl from Edinburgh once. For the 1st week i couldn't Understand a word she said. I did understand her hand up my kilt but thats another story.
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Try Geordies, I can't understand them and I only live 45 minutes away from Newcastle. Old Geordies are the worst. That's just not English.
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I find a solid younger geordie accent (see Byker Grove) to be extremely annoying, but more tolerable and pleasant in an long term resident, but the true Northumberland accent has some truly bizarre pronunciation things, such as pronouncing long as 'lang'.
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What's funny is a Geordie street preacher. I just cannot take the bloke seriously at all. Especially when he wears that vest that shows his copious chest hair off.
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Crazy_Vasey wrote:What's funny is a Geordie street preacher. I just cannot take the bloke seriously at all. Especially when he wears that vest that shows his copious chest hair off.
It's strange, but the fact is, Geordies are just invulnerable to cold. See the skimpy things the girls wear during the cold winter nights out in town, and how the men refuse to wear any more layers than shirts...
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Rye wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote:What's funny is a Geordie street preacher. I just cannot take the bloke seriously at all. Especially when he wears that vest that shows his copious chest hair off.
It's strange, but the fact is, Geordies are just invulnerable to cold. See the skimpy things the girls wear during the cold winter nights out in town, and how the men refuse to wear any more layers than shirts...
Nope, that's one stereotype that I'm happy to shatter, I went from Lancaster to Leeds and back wearing nothing but a t-shirt and jeans on two seperate occasions. On one of these, the train broke down on the way home, and I was standing waiting for a bus for 2 hours in the rain, and let me tell you, I was bloody frozen. And on the other, I arrived back in Lancaster for the heaviest rainstorm imaginable, after a hellish night involving casualty, copius amounts of coffee and rum, and about 10 minutes sleep. I was walking back from the station with rain bouncing off the floor around me, trying to shield myself with a towel and carrying a large suitcase with my kilt and travel gear in it (had been to a prom event). I have never been as cold in my life, the only reason people in Newcastle can do that is by large amounts of alcohol fuelling the geordie macho image.
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It's a townie girl thing. If you're going to go out on the town Oop Norf wearing nothing but white strappy shoes, a miniskirt and no tights or bra, there's no guarantee a bloke will lend you his hoodie, so you develop an immunity to the cold.
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lol

of course being the California sticks dweller, I have come to use "Flatlander" as an insult...

Touron is another one up here
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Also the Humbolt CA equivalent is beinable to be comfortable in any weather dressed in Flannel and jeans, as a member of either gender.

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InnerBrat wrote:It's a townie girl thing. If you're going to go out on the town Oop Norf wearing nothing but white strappy shoes, a miniskirt and no tights or bra, there's no guarantee a bloke will lend you his hoodie, so you develop an immunity to the cold.
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"Goffic!" = you are wearing one or more black items and i wish to mock you for it
"ya startin?" = i have a small penis and wish to recitfy that by taking out my self hatred on you, to make my friends accept me
"k-yah git served?" = i am too young to buy alcohol legally, will you buy it for me so i and my 9 year old friends may get liberally soused?
"i shagged her 12 times" = i am a virgin/ i have made someone pregnant
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