Male fascination with anal sex

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-30 11:21pm

Well, I'm still a virgin (I have absolutely NO social skills with women whatsoever

), but from what my extremely open parents have told me, my dad's the one who doesn't wanna do it...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-30 11:25pm

To tell you the truth, I could see how some men would not be so interested in it. That is where shit comes from, afterall. Some people might not be able to get past that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-30 11:31pm

Superman wrote:To tell you the truth, I could see how some men would not be so interested in it. That is where shit comes from, afterall. Some people might not be able to get past that.

Then again, you need to remember what else comes out of the penis and the vagina.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-30 11:32pm

neoolong wrote:
Superman wrote:To tell you the truth, I could see how some men would not be so interested in it. That is where shit comes from, afterall. Some people might not be able to get past that.
Then again, you need to remember what else comes out of the penis and the vagina.

Yet again, God shows his piss poor skills as an engineer. Honestly, who puts a sewage pipe or two through a recreational area?!? Well, maybe a civil engineer...

pellaeons_scion · Post by **pellaeons_scion** » 2003-09-30 11:43pm

Yet again, God shows his piss poor skills as an engineer. Honestly, who puts a sewage pipe or two through a recreational area?!?

And then some....its moronic! Putting places of fun, joy and happiness next to sewage outlets (ok, one can be cleaned up and used, but its still a poor design.

Anyone willing to take a stab at redesignin your average human to get over this glaring stupidity?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 11:52pm

Stravo wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: LOL! D00d, I've taken a ten inch long three inch wide dick with no problems whatsoever as well as a 300lb muscular guy speedfucking me multiple times with no trouble either. All this when I was 5'4" and 110lbs. Trust me, you won't have any problems bar some extremely improbable circumstance...

Just make sure you use enough lube.
So to use what I've learned in the debates can we officially call this an upper limit?

Yes. Of course, it's an Upper limit only insofar that ten by three is the biggest dick I've ever encountered.

I'll update you guys when I find a guy with a 12-inch Tubesteak Monster...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-30 11:55pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Trust me, you won't have any problems bar some extremely improbable circumstance...

The fact that you can personally withstand large-diameter invasions does not necessarily mean that everybody can, or is willing to.

My wife has explained to me before that if I were any bigger, she would be wearing a STOP sign on her ass.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-30 11:58pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Trust me, you won't have any problems bar some extremely improbable circumstance...
The fact that you can personally withstand large-diameter invasions does not necessarily mean that everybody can, or is willing to.

Okay, I concede. What was that debating phallucy- uh, fallacy I commited called again?

Darth Wong wrote:My wife has explained to me before that if I were any bigger, she would be wearing a STOP sign on her ass.

LMFAO!!! YUO GO B0Y!!!

P.S. I think your wife is fucking hot. </brownnosing>

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-01 07:17am

*cough* no one pees out of their vagina.

And this GALE force member has never done it, nor ever intends to, so nyah.

Now I'm leaving this thread, never ever to come back...

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-10-01 08:00am

pellaeons_scion wrote:Better orgasms huh? Interesting, didnt know that one. I guess its like anything some people enjoy it more than others. Just seems that most women Ive encountered consider it dirty and wrong...and tend not to want to. But some can be converted with time and patience. But your right, it really blows you away when you have your ladyfriend, on her knees with her butt in the air demanding you assfuck her now!!

Some have better orgasm, some not.
But all of them says the orgasm is totally different from the vaginal one.

Believe it or not, you'll be surprised how many woman like it!

Most of the woman you encountered considered it dirty...

They just said so because:

1. Most woman can't confess their real sexual needs even to their partners. (Same with males)

2. She "looks" better if she stays with the majority, which is against anal sex in public but enjoys it at home.

3. The way you were talking about it scared her away from it.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-10-01 08:43am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:That's gonna haunt him for the rest of his days...

Or perhaps I could use my evil commie mod powers and make things painful for the both of you, eh?

Grrr.

And anyway, in a Dirty Sanchez you only put the finger in the anus. I think that's worse than putting the whole wedding tackle in, because if you're going to do something you ought to do it properly.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-01 09:56am

Did somebody say anal sex?

Run, jump, mount, AHHHHHHHHHH!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-01 10:02am

i have no real fascination of anal sex, however a shapely backside is a very appealing feature

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-01 10:39am

Pablo Sanchez wrote: And anyway, in a Dirty Sanchez you only put the finger in the anus. I think that's worse than putting the whole wedding tackle in, because if you're going to do something you ought to do it properly.

WTF? I learned a Dirty Sanchez as stuffing the whole thing in then doing it...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-01 10:51am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:WTF? I learned a Dirty Sanchez as stuffing the whole thing in then doing it...

You're in the BOTM and you never found out what a Dirty Sanchez is?

And thank you, Boba Fett, for calling me a freak/liar.

(why am I still coming back into this thread?)

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-01 10:54am

I always thought dirty sanchez was a show on channel 4

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-01 10:57am

InnerBrat wrote:(why am I still coming back into this thread?)

Subconscious repressed desire to have anal sex...and because you touch yourself at night.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-10-01 12:10pm

With Nitram as large as he is, I'm afraid to try it.

I don't think he'd be interested anyway.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-10-01 03:25pm

I'm tired of hearing all about Nitram's huge piece. It's become overexposed. Can't we hear more about Tevar's attributes?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-01 03:42pm

Boba Fett wrote:1. Most woman can't confess their real sexual needs even to their partners. (Same with males)

I can't imagine not being able to ask for what I want, sexually or otherwise.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-01 03:59pm

I'm no more obcessed about anal sex than vaginal sex, but considering that I am a teenage virgin, I still think about it quite a bit.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-01 04:03pm

The truth is all you guys are secretly gay

Really it's more of a subjective thing. I know guys who are very against anal because of the shit thing. However i enjoy it. I've never been fucked by a man but one of my ex girlfriends liked to use a strapon on me. She said i shouldn't be prepared to fuck her ass without recieving the same. She was kinky like that and a bit of a psycho. The tightness is definatley a factor as is the realisation that if the condom breakes your still safe. Up the rear no fear!

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-10-01 04:05pm

Zaia,
Can you not, at least at the intellectual level, imagine others posess atribiutes that you lack?
Like sadism, religious fervor, or worshipping Polka music?
Can you imagine how someone likes a food you hate?
Do you know ANYONE who is painfully shy?
You almost sound smug, like those who are different from you are foolish, and should know better.
I could be wrong, but that's the way it came off to ME.(the flabbergasted smiley)
Can you imagine someone thinking that, based on your post?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-10-01 05:08pm

Chrostas, whose post are you replying to? Not to sound critical, but I can't tell who that's supposed to be directed at.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-10-01 05:23pm

Zaia wrote:
Boba Fett wrote:1. Most woman can't confess their real sexual needs even to their partners. (Same with males)

I can't imagine not being able to ask for what I want, sexually or otherwise.

Perhaps you are the exception, then. I've read a few books on marital issues, and according to the marriage counselors and sex therapists, sexual non-communication and repression is an extremely widespread problem.

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