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Durran Korr wrote:
Yes, but it also would technically be rape if you climbed onto your boy and rode him 'til he woke up.
I think he could deal with it, quite frankly.
Right, that was my point. I could deal with the reverse of that situation just fine. :D
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I feel so sorry for you all that have walked in on your parents. That really sucks.
Damnit, those are suppose to be repressed.

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Durran Korr wrote:
Yes, but it also would technically be rape if you climbed onto your boy and rode him 'til he woke up.
I think he could deal with it, quite frankly.
That's usually a good assumption, although not always, especially if you're dead cold passed out from a long night of the same activity. Then it would be rape. (Because obviously if your nuts are empty, your ribs sore and your back properly lacerated, you're just not gonna be in the mood.)

I don't mind if a woman wants to use the equipment while I'm sleeping -- all I ask is that she lets it (and me) rest up between rounds.
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Zaia wrote:Yes, but it also would technically be rape if you climbed onto your boy and rode him 'til he woke up.
Technically, yes. I personally woudl only climb on my boy if he was at least mostly awake, because I like some life in my shag partners.
*shrugs* I guess it just depends on the relationship. You said that your sister had that with her ex; maybe part of the reason she didn't enjoy it and felt like it was borderline/techincally rape was because there were other problems there too.
Actually, she just thought is was necrophiliac, so we looked it up and it turns out somniphilia is related to necrophilia.
Or maybe I'm just weird and/or too trusting. Who knows. :D
Maybe. Also, if you've said you wouldn't mind being shagged while asleep, than you've consented, right? ;)
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Brat, you're so naughty. :)
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InnerBrat wrote:Technically, yes. I personally woudl only climb on my boy if he was at least mostly awake, because I like some life in my shag partners.
Well, that is a point, but I've found that the time it takes to awaken them is rather minimal. And after that, there is much life. :P :twisted: :wink:
Actually, she just thought is was necrophiliac, so we looked it up and it turns out somniphilia is related to necrophilia.
...Ew. I'll bet that makes it a bit less enjoyable next time. *makes icky face and sticks tongue out*
Maybe. Also, if you've said you wouldn't mind being shagged while asleep, than you've consented, right? ;)
Hey, good call. That is so! :D :wink:
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I woke up today in a cold bed(temp drop overnight) to the sound of my mom screaming that I have to go to soon. I also had morning wood, which got me thinking about this thread, which got me thinking about the conversation Zaia started. I was a full on goth for about 30 seconds.
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anarchistbunny wrote:I woke up today in a cold bed(temp drop overnight) to the sound of my mom screaming that I have to go to soon. I also had morning wood, which got me thinking about this thread, which got me thinking about the conversation Zaia started. I was a full on goth for about 30 seconds.
Bwahahahaha. :twisted:
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*Wonders why he can't find a girl like Zaia or Innerbrat to take advantage of his antemeridian lumber surplus*
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When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
Doesn't work quite so well in dorm life...

Luckily, I'm one of the first ones out each day, so there're maybe three other guys up at the same time, and we're all too groggy to notice anything about the others.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:*Wonders why he can't find a girl like Zaia or Innerbrat to take advantage of his antemeridian lumber surplus*
You and me both, RDJ, you and me both...
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:*Wonders why he can't find a girl like Zaia or Innerbrat to take advantage of his antemeridian lumber surplus*
You and me both, RDJ, you and me both...
I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
That, or you could always try to woo us into your beds. :D
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Zaia wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
That, or you could always try to woo us into your beds. :D
Would this be tag-team freestyle wooing, on DPDarkPrimus' and my part? Or tandem synchronized wooing?
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Wicked Pilot wrote:When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
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Zaia wrote: That, or you could always try to woo us into your beds. :D
But that would take quite a bit of skill, and seeing as how I lack any...
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: I resolve that if we can't have the genuine articles, we build the world's first prototype Zaiabrat. Of course, we'll fail miserably and end up wailing in despair in a basement laboratory somewhere, but it'll be a good excuse to get shitfaced drunk and watch Ghost In The Shell.
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The Dark wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:When you wake up with the morning salute, just do what I do; ignore it. I just get up, shower, shave, throw on my bag, grab my gear, and head out the door. Somewhere within that time my soldier goes back into his foxhole.
Doesn't work quite so well in dorm life...

Luckily, I'm one of the first ones out each day, so there're maybe three other guys up at the same time, and we're all too groggy to notice anything about the others.
*suppresses memory of coming out of bathroom one morning to be greeted by flatmate's boyfriend's Morning Glory*

suppress, godsdammit, suppress!
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I do not have this problem in mornings myself as my "little general"(or whatever) naturally bends somewhat downwards.
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InnerBrat wrote: *suppresses memory of coming out of bathroom one morning to be greeted by flatmate's boyfriend's Morning Glory*

suppress, godsdammit, suppress!
Was it that horrible? Or that nice? :D

I still recall the first time Nitram came to visit... He was getting out of the bath, and I passed him a drink through the door, just in time to catch a glimpse of the towel hanging off his ... *AHEM*...

And when I mean hanging, I mean hanging, as neatly as a coat on a hanger, and just as straight.
I still fantasize about that day.... and I still wish I'd followed my instincts and just took him to bed then and there. :cry: It was another 6 months before we made love.
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LadyTevar wrote:
InnerBrat wrote: *suppresses memory of coming out of bathroom one morning to be greeted by flatmate's boyfriend's Morning Glory*

suppress, godsdammit, suppress!
Was it that horrible? Or that nice? :D
He's a very large man, and he was wering the dressing gown of a very small woman. His helmet was poking out and I had a hangover. Not good.
I still recall the first time Nitram came to visit... He was getting out of the bath, and I passed him a drink through the door, just in time to catch a glimpse of the towel hanging off his ... *AHEM*...

And when I mean hanging, I mean hanging, as neatly as a coat on a hanger, and just as straight.
Now we just need to know why Nitram was using hi penis as a towel rail.
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InnerBrat wrote:Now we just need to know why Nitram was using hi penis as a towel rail.
Sometimes both hands are busy.
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theres an exercise that you can do involving a towel, hang it over your penis and flex teh muscle, strengthens the penis and allows greater control over ejaculation and also allows for multiple orgasms in men, cos you can hold it in without sperming everywhere and so continue after the orgasm has subsided.

maybe that was what he was doing.
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