Oh man, body hair all over the shower

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-01 11:52am

Maybe you can get a surgeon to transplant your body hair on your head and vice versa. Voila!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-01 11:53am

i ahve little body hair above my waist, i have that line that runs down from my naval, the rest is yet to grow, but it will, its just a lighter colour than the rest at teh moment

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-01 11:58am

Zac Naloen wrote:i ahve little body hair above my waist, i have that line that runs down from my naval, the rest is yet to grow, but it will, its just a lighter colour than the rest at teh moment

And you're at uni?
You some sort of child genius?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-01 11:59am

i'm 17
and i got 3 d's and an E at AS level.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-01 12:07pm

MKSheppard wrote: *Sn0m4n's head explodes as the .270 Winchester round
smashes into the back of his head as the Morality Police
put a round into his head to prevent the further corruption
of SDN*

So you're saying you'd like to put a couple of "rounds" into the Sn0m4n?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2003-10-01 03:44pm

My advice to the heavily bodily-haired is to stop shaving, find yourself a friend named "Han", and start running drugs.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to say "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" a lot.

At least this way, you'll never lose a chess game again.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-10-01 03:53pm

At seeing this, I'm glad I'm lacking in the hair department. *runs a hand through his thick, wave hair*

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-01 03:54pm

I'm one of this lucky few whos hair grows very slowly. I only need a haircut once every other month, my facial hair only needs shaved once a week and i get my ass waxed once a quarter. My only problem is my pubes. Not only do they give away my natural colour, you can hide a fucking tank division in the undergrowth. If i ever get around to having sex with a second party every again i'll have to shave it off.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-01 04:06pm

You are lucky, my hair grows like a weed... I either have to get a crewcut so i can go more than 2 weeks without another trim, or else let it go until it's shoulder length. Anything in between is too much of a hassle. Plus it's all black, so I have 5 o'clock shadow by noon.

Incidental note: beware of Nair. Y'all do not want to know what chemical burns in certain regions feel like.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-01 05:11pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I was going to mention I have no real body hair but after seeing the dishevelled bodies of Shep and his cronies thanks to Ein, I think I'll pass.

Having no body hair is not a mistake. Trying to shoot a Jedi Black Mage with a .270 Winchester hunting rifle was the mistake.

BTW good choice of caliber, Shep.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-01 05:12pm

Tsyroc wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: *Sn0m4n's head explodes as the .270 Winchester round
smashes into the back of his head as the Morality Police
put a round into his head to prevent the further corruption
of SDN*
So you're saying you'd like to put a couple of "rounds" into the Sn0m4n?

Oh GODS LMFAO!!!!!!!1

FUQ! FUQ! FUQ!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-10-01 05:28pm

I'm growing hair on my back now...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-01 05:56pm

My brother is 2 years younger than me but has far more body hair. My cousin's four years younger and she has more body hair than me. It's convienent not ot have any non-pubic body hair, but kind of embarrasing.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-10-01 08:47pm

Shaving my face is pain in the ass enough. Thinking about having to shave more than that makes my head explode.

*head explodes*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-01 09:18pm

I have so much hair in my nether-regions when people turn to look at me its like running face-first into a giant paint brush. I've blinded two baby dolphins and counting who were too stupid to wear saftey goggles in my presence.