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If you've read Mike's Mail page, who was the dumbest...

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

...person he debated with? What was the dumbest quote of one of the flamers?

That mail page is the funniest part of the site!
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I would like to be the first to vote this thread be deleted and moved to off-topic.
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Don't you mean that the other way around?
Moved to off-topic then deleted? :D

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Timothy Jones. Easily.
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Post by Kazuaki Shimazaki »

Right after Timothy Jones in low OA ability (actually negative ability) are Zero, then the guys in the front section of the page, in that order (hard as it is to tell, the last guy Damien Hailey was probably 1% smarter than that Rogers guy).

Then comes David Brin. Then comes Stilgar, then Gothmog, then Graham Kennedy and finally Edam. I think that's the order.
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Gothmog

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Then there was Stilgar...
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anarchistbunny wrote:I would like to be the first to vote this thread be deleted and moved to off-topic.
Off-topic it is. I'm moving it.
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I'll take over Forum Moderator duties......
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They are all equally stupid.
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I found Ted Rogers to be quite amusing.
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I'll give ya that he was quite funny

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The esteemed Daniel Rodgers. His 'sniper in an escape pod' tactic was quite simply classic.
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"...person he debated with? What was the dumbest quote of one of the flamers?

That mail page is the funniest part of the site!"


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MKSheppard wrote:I'll take over Forum Moderator duties......

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LOL! It's twice as funny when you consider the Rommel pic in your avatar :)
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Ted Rogers was funny.

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Bryon McFarlene was funny for the same reasons.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote: LOL! It's twice as funny when you consider the Rommel pic in your avatar :)
I have cooked up an approp poster......

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May I ask where you get all these spiffiy pictures?

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Mr Bean wrote:May I ask where you get all these spiffiy pictures?
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A little big but MOVE! would fit in perfict there
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I think Zero Douji was hilariously infantile and immature.
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Daniel Rodgers with his ludicrous "realistic" scenario (with that last, classic crack from MW: "You must be very proud of yourself. Give yourself a pat on the back with your one free hand." :D ). Probably wasn't the stupidest, or most loathesome, but he did made me laugh the most.
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As well as his "Squads of Emergency Security Holograms", and hsi Rude Goldbergian ways of doing something that could be done easier without lowering your shields in the middle of combat.
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I like the "original" Spacebattles.com Babies. In spite of Gothmog and IXJac (Who is not IXJac [cough]), I think that they are the stupidest of the bunch. It really is amazing how many idiots there are in the world, though.
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Master of Ossus: Its like George Carlin said, "You’d be amazed at how stupid the average person is. Even worse, half the people are even stupider than that."

Does that put it in perspective?
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