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[Kuja]

The ship herself was perfect, as only the Belfast Harland & Wolf(sp) Shipyard (RIP) could produce. However the captain was an idiot and hopefully he realised that as he drowned and froze to death.

Wrong. The Titanic was fucked over in one crucial area: despite having watertight compartments with watertight doors, the CEILINGS of the compartments were not watertight! Can you say "oversight"?

In other words, once the iceberg made the gash, water would fill the compartments until it reached the top, then spill over into the next compartment! This pattern would slowly repeat itself all the way down ot the ship's stern.

Had the Titanic's watertight compartments been designed properly, she probably would not have sunk.

[Stormbringer]

Oh, and I don't care about people harping on these things. I just wonder why people drag the fact that I'm getting married into it.

Because when you bring up stuff like the pink foam it makes you look like a totally clueless little kid. Most of us find it hard to accept the notion that some one who supposedly has sexual relationship(s) could be so clueless.

[Demiurge]

I have never understood the pink foam thing. I read the thread, and thought it was funny. I found nothing to be offended by.

In fact, I wish I could think of something so memorable.

EDIT: Simul-tastic!

[Superman]

Well, Storm, accept it. Not only am I 25 years old, but I even hold a BA in anthropology!

Again, storm, I don't know if you're married, but if you are not, you really have no room to talk here.

[Darth Wong]

Oh, and I don't care about people harping on these things. I just wonder why people drag the fact that I'm getting married into it.

Because when you bring up stuff like the pink foam it makes you look like a totally clueless little kid. Most of us find it hard to accept the notion that some one who supposedly has sexual relationship(s) could be so clueless.

Stormbringer, this is becoming a vendetta. You are being borderline abusive to Superman, and everybody knows that the "pink foam" comment was MADE IN JEST. No one seriously believes that Superman honestly thought there was pink foam in the vagina. Go look at the original post in context. I don't know what Superman did to push your buttons, but you obviously have a problem with him, and unless you have something better to back you up than the "pink foam" line, I strongly suggest you cease and desist.

[Stormbringer]

Egh. I fucking Hate IE. Any way.


Claims don't mean a lot of the net, Superman. I can claim to be 125 and have a harem of thousands of woman. Doesn't mean much. And, no I'm not married nor do I plan to be. Doesn't mean one has to act totally clueless about women.

As for your behaviour, a lot of people simply find it hard to accpet you're getting married from your behaviour.

[Stormbringer]

Stormbringer, this is becoming a vendetta. You are being borderline abusive to Superman, and everybody knows that the "pink foam" comment was MADE IN JEST. No one seriously believes that Superman honestly thought there was pink foam in the vagina. Go look at the original post in context. I don't know what Superman did to push your buttons, but you obviously have a problem with him, and unless you have something better to back you up than the "pink foam" line, I strongly suggest you cease and desist.

Actually, it's not a vendetta. It's explaining to him why people find it hard to accept his story at face value. His No Fat Chicks thread and other such semi-mysoginistic posts ended up HoSed as a I recall and gave me a poor impression of Superman.

[Darth Wong]

Actually, it's not a vendetta. It's explaining to him why people find it hard to accept his story at face value. His No Fat Chicks thread and other such semi-mysoginistic posts ended up HoSed as a I recall and gave me a poor impression of Superman.

You may not like him, but that doesn't give you carte blanche to run around saying that you think everything he says about his personal life must be bullshit. And please do not lie to me. You are not just helpfully "explaining" to him why OTHERS don't believe him for his own enlightenment, as you now pretend; you are telling people not to believe him:

Well, Superman has a rather shockingly childish behaviour when it comes to things sexual; it's certainly out of line for some one that supposedly has a fiance.

As I said, this looks like a vendetta to me. Cease and desist.

[Superman]

Dude, I never made a "no fat chicks" thread. What I wrote was a thread about Caroline Rhea and Ricky Lake and I pointed out how I don't think she's very talented and that she is overweight. I also apologized for it and I haven't made any posts like that since. Again, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY GETTING MARRIED?

Storm, you fail to show any evidence at all. I see nothing but a person who is pissed at me for something rant about things he knows nothing about. You are single, right? You are not married, right? Right.

Is this honestly something I have to prove to you (or anyone)? I don't give a shit if you think I am getting married or not. Fuck, if I were single, I would have told you long ago. There's no shame in it, storm. Go ahead and admit that you are.

[Stormbringer]

Dude, I never made a "no fat chicks" thread. What I wrote was a thread about Caroline Rhea and Ricky Lake and I pointed out how I don't think she's very talented and that she is overweight. I also apologized for it and I haven't made any posts like that since. Again, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY GETTING MARRIED?

Storm, you fail to show any evidence at all. I see nothing but a person who is pissed at me for something rant about things he knows nothing about. You are single, right? You are not married, right? Right.

Funny, I remember the flame war it started. The problem is the evidence is bits all over the board and with the search function neutered there's no way to recover it.

And again, when your first impression was that kind of stuff it tends to lead people to be skeptical of your claims. I personally don't care.

Is this honestly something I have to prove to you (or anyone)? I don't give a shit if you think I am getting married or not. Fuck, if I were single, I would have told you long ago. There's no shame in it, storm. Go ahead and admit that you are.

You're the one that seems to care what we think, not I. I was just pointing out the reasons for it.

[haas mark]

-wonders why this can't be taken to PM....-

~ver

[Superman]

Storm, if you had a wife, fiance' or girlfriend, you would care too if people accused you of making her up. Not only are you accusing me of that, you are implying that what I say in my personal life is bullshit to everyone who reads this thread. Don't give me that shit about wondering why I care. Maybe when your nuts drop you'll have a chance at getting laid and see what I mean.

The eivdence is too scattered around the board. In every post that I read where people debate without providing evidence, everyone else flames the hell out of them. This is exactly what you are doing.

[Darth Wong]

Stormbringer, I've had enough of this. I tried to state this in civilized terms, and you ignored me. Shut the fuck up now or I will elevate this situation. Do I make myself clear?

[The Yosemite Bear]

The ship herself was perfect, as only the Belfast Harland & Wolf(sp) Shipyard (RIP) could produce. However the captain was an idiot and hopefully he realised that as he drowned and froze to death.

Wrong. The Titanic was fucked over in one crucial area: despite having watertight compartments with watertight doors, the CEILINGS of the compartments were not watertight! Can you say "oversight"?

In other words, once the iceberg made the gash, water would fill the compartments until it reached the top, then spill over into the next compartment! This pattern would slowly repeat itself all the way down ot the ship's stern.

Had the Titanic's watertight compartments been designed properly, she probably would not have sunk.

Erm, for the date and time, it was as technically perfect as can be. It was Smith's fuck up for charting such a northernly course at full throtle to beat all speed records.
The crucial fuckup as per the latest analysis was the Jr. Officer in charge of the Bridge who ordered full reverse and hard to port. The Titanic was going too fast to avoid the Iceberg and shredded a whole side.

She then began listing badly to one side the fireman's crawlway which was above the watertight compartments began flooding, as a result of her keel breaking when she road OVER the ice berg. A head on collision would have saved the ship. Crippled her outside of drydock but still saved her.

[Frank Hipper]

...as a result of her keel breaking when she road OVER the ice berg...

Is this something new? I've never heard of it riding over the iceberg before.

[beyond hope]

Didn't they discover some problem with the welds used in the Titanic's sister ship (and by extension in the Titanic)?

[Darth Wong]

Their metallurgy was not up to modern standards, but I don't know if it was out of line for the era. Then again, I'm not much of a Titanic scholar. The only reason it's such a huge story is the fact that so many of the victims were rich people.

You don't see people micro-analyzing the Bhopal disaster which killed more than 10 times as many people as Titanic, do you? None of the victims were rich or famous.

[MKSheppard]

Wrong. The Titanic was fucked over in one crucial area: despite having watertight compartments with watertight doors, the CEILINGS of the compartments were not watertight! Can you say "oversight"?

HOW THE FUCK DID A TIT THREAD TURN INTO A FUCKING TITANIC
THREAD?!??!?

[Spanky The Dolphin]

"Tit = Titanic"

Seriously though, I have no idea. I figured it would have been split days ago...

[beyond hope]

Their metallurgy was not up to modern standards, but I don't know if it was out of line for the era. Then again, I'm not much of a Titanic scholar. The only reason it's such a huge story is the fact that so many of the victims were rich people.

You don't see people micro-analyzing the Bhopal disaster which killed more than 10 times as many people as Titanic, do you? None of the victims were rich or famous.

I thought I remembered something about a sister ship of the Titanic being sunk by U-boats during WW2... they found some problem with the rivets IIRC.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Wrong. The Titanic was fucked over in one crucial area: despite having watertight compartments with watertight doors, the CEILINGS of the compartments were not watertight! Can you say "oversight"?

HOW THE FUCK DID A TIT THREAD TURN INTO A FUCKING TITANIC
THREAD?!??!?

I was thinking exactly the same thing...

[Darth Wong]

Ah, the original thread has run its course. And I agree with Shep (better go check the temperature in Hell); this thread went off the rails a while ago. Perhaps I should just lock it now.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Ah, the original thread has run its course. And I agree with Shep (better go check the temperature in Hell); this thread went off the rails a while ago. Perhaps I should just lock it now.

OMFG LMAO!!!

FUQ, anyone?

[The Yosemite Bear]

I would have if I still could.

I was watching history channel last week, some of the damage to to the bottom and the flooding of the fireman's compartment could not have happened unless the Keel had been seriously damaged. It's currently believed that it rode over the iceberg as well.

[Utsanomiko]

Wrong. The Titanic was fucked over in one crucial area: despite having watertight compartments with watertight doors, the CEILINGS of the compartments were not watertight! Can you say "oversight"?

HOW THE FUCK DID A TIT THREAD TURN INTO A FUCKING TITANIC
THREAD?!??!?

Because on this board, topics about fantasy fights, engineering principles, and part-time jobs eventually turn into discussions about lesbians, ass-fucking, and porn. Topics about tit sizes, orgasms, and masturbation turn into history discussions, logical debates, and Transformers.

In before Teh Lock.