I've been reading it for the past couple days (which is why I haven't been spamming so much lately), and I have two words for it: FUCKING AWESOME.
Backstory: I was searching Google for something (I think it was the word 'Sheppard', I don't remember why) when I hit the Groups tab, found something on ASVS that looked like an interesting read, and dove in. Good Job Sheppard. That was one of the most fun fanfics I've read in a while.
P.S. wanna try writing a new chapter sometime soon?
Stravo wrote:OK, whispers of a Shep-Einy romance are slowly being confirmed. Someone hold me.
Alright, you've violated masculinity statute #15: Never ask anyone, not even a woman, to hold you. In order to reassert normalcy you're going to have to slug someone on the bicep and talk gruffly about football.
"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
P.S. wanna try writing a new chapter sometime soon?
That would detract time from him writing another UPF chapter. Plus IP is now biased towards Star Trek in terms of relative firepower and combat power.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Fucking right I remember IP hell that was the fic that got me started writing SW/ST fics
Brotherhood of the Monkey: Rabid Sith Monkey from hell.
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" poor bruised and mistreated? jesus Christ Iggy, you haven't been watching Voyager reruns again have you? " - Darth Fanboy
Stravo wrote:OK, whispers of a Shep-Einy romance are slowly being confirmed. Someone hold me.
LOL
*wraps arms around Strav and holds him*
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Stravo wrote:OK, whispers of a Shep-Einy romance are slowly being confirmed. Someone hold me.
Alright, you've violated masculinity statute #15: Never ask anyone, not even a woman, to hold you. In order to reassert normalcy you're going to have to slug someone on the bicep and talk gruffly about football.
Only if you're a man overly paranoid about his sexuality for some reason.
I believe in a sign of Zeta.
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Hell, I've probably hugged as many blokes as I have women in terms of affection between friends, it's a very good group of people. Bless them...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Only if you're a man overly paranoid about his sexuality for some reason.
Hah. You "normal" people with your non-Spanish cultural heritage. As a distant grandson of Old Castile, not only am I three times as masculine as you and Stravo put together, I am also three times as insecure about it.
"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Hah. You "normal" people with your non-Spanish cultural heritage. As a distant grandson of Old Castile, not only am I three times as masculine as you and Stravo put together, I am also three times as insecure about it.
Killed any tied up dogs recently?
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:
That would detract time from him writing another UPF chapter. Plus IP is now biased towards Star Trek in terms of relative firepower and combat power.
Actually, no, I've always leaned towards massive SW firepower, however,
I'm trying to counterbalance it with the Wars side being outnumberd 1,000 to 1 or so.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
If you're suggesting that I'm compensating for something...
you're absolutely right.
*scribbles idea down for UPF*
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
I really need to finish up Messenger, (It's set in my alter of IP universe where Shep's and Marina's invasions got stalled due to ASVS infighting) I already know how I am going to end it, and What I was planning to do with Pablo and Phong after hearing Phong ask to be anything but the stereotypical slicer.
Ok, remember those devestator/bolo hybrid Capships? Good, yup I was planning on putting you as the human advisors sitting in the crygenic chambers hyperlinked to the ship's computers. Commanding enough firepower to scorch a planet. And then going YV hunting.
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oh anyone who wants to look there is a spoiler for something in this post.
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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
And Pablo, your avatar is confusing the fuck out of me, because I
associate it with Colin.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
MKSheppard wrote:
Actually, no, I've always leaned towards massive SW firepower, however,
I'm trying to counterbalance it with the Wars side being outnumberd 1,000 to 1 or so.
Voyager loses only 5% of its shields to a salvo from a Corellian corvette, today we know that such a shot would blow the thing apart, keep going and blow up several more ships if they happened to be lined up.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
MKSheppard wrote:
Actually, no, I've always leaned towards massive SW firepower, however,
I'm trying to counterbalance it with the Wars side being outnumberd 1,000 to 1 or so.
Voyager loses only 5% of its shields to a salvo from a Corellian corvette, today we know that such a shot would blow the thing apart, keep going and blow up several more ships if they happened to be lined up.
However if i'm not mistaken that shot was at low power so has not to damage Voyager.
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There is no fear, there is Power.
There is no death, there is immortality;
There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side.
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Voyager loses only 5% of its shields to a salvo from a Corellian corvette
Err, you do realize that the Corvette was firing it's lasers at the
lowest possible setting, the one they use to simulate shots in SW
ala MILES?
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
There. Now it's King Gustavus Motherfucking Adolphus. Happy?
How many atrocities did he commit?
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
