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Jean Cretien cant wait to try pot!

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Canadian Prime Minister Jean Cretien cant wait to roll him self a fat blunt!
"I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand," he said in an interview with the Winnipeg Free Press.
Good for him. Now all he has to do is talk his wife into a threesome with Maggie Trudeau, and he'll have one hell of a retirement.
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I'm sure many Americans will cross the border to try (for the first time :wink:) some pot too.
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We already get a steady stream of visitors because our legal drinking age is 2 years lower.
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Did I just read that correctly in that he didn't know what marijuana was?

PM: "What's all this about marijuana?"

Aide: "There are a lot of people that would like to see marijuana legalised in Canada, sir."

PM: "Hmm... Sure, why not? Let's make marijuana legal in Canada." *signs papers*

Aide: "Excellent decision, sir!"

PM: "By the way, what's marijuana? Do you like eat it or something?"
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Oh, he knows what marijuana is. Based on his record in office, I'd say he's intimately familiar with lots of other recreational drugs too.
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Darth Wong wrote:Oh, he knows what marijuana is. Based on his record in office, I'd say he's intimately familiar with lots of other recreational drugs too.
The politicians in my state keep the bars in business. ;)
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LadyTevar wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Oh, he knows what marijuana is. Based on his record in office, I'd say he's intimately familiar with lots of other recreational drugs too.
The politicians in my state keep the bars in business. ;)
Well, that just sorta says alot about North American politics.

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Darth Wong wrote:Oh, he knows what marijuana is. Based on his record in office, I'd say he's intimately familiar with lots of other recreational drugs too.
Oh, he acts that way becuse he's on drugs? I just thought all Quebecois politicians were like that.
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Andrew J. wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Oh, he knows what marijuana is. Based on his record in office, I'd say he's intimately familiar with lots of other recreational drugs too.
Oh, he acts that way becuse he's on drugs? I just thought all Quebecois politicians were like that.
Not quite all Quebecois politician are stupider especialy those who want to separate from Canada,and the stupid bill 101 :roll:
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That's it, I have another reason to go up to Canada next summer w/my friend...
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