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Arrange them from best to worst... IF YOU DARE!

Limp Bizkit
Avril Lavigne
Justin Timberlake
Linkin Park
Blink 182
Nelly
Creed
Celine Dion
John Mayer
William Shatner


Number one being the worst.

P.S. Guess which one of these performers is actually good.
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Linkin Park
Limp Bizkit
Blink 182
John Mayer
Creed
Nelly
Justin Timberlake
William Shatner
Avril Lavigne
Celine Dion


As per my opinion. ;)

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William Shatner
John Mayer (Who is he?)
Celine Dion
Nelly
Limp Bizkit (i liked Bizkit when they 1st came out, the newest album was shite and i asked for my money back)
Avril Lavigne
Justin Timberlake
Blink 182
Creed
Linkin Park

I don't give a shit what people say i like Linkin Park, Creed and Blink 182.
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THey all suck for the Most part Except Blink 182. They did Enema of the State and I hated them but I ended up forgiving them because their past shit was good and their new stuff was good, plus some of those songs of Enema of the State are good if you listen to them live.

Linkin Park has one, maybe two songs I can listen to without wanting to wrench my ears off.

The rest should have vocal chords cut and arms amputated to prevent noise pollution. In Timberlakes case he should be incinerated.
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Lord Pounder wrote:William Shatner
John Mayer (Who is he?)
Celine Dion
Nelly
Limp Bizkit (i liked Bizkit when they 1st came out, the newest album was shite and i asked for my money back)
Avril Lavigne
Justin Timberlake
Blink 182
Creed
Linkin Park

I don't give a shit what people say i like Linkin Park, Creed and Blink 182.
You did it backwards. ;)

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They should be numbered. Otherwise someone might think that you like Celine Dion. :wink:
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Blink 182 and William Shatner I rate above the others listed. Never heard of John Mayer.
Beyond that, it's lock them in a cage with water only, and see who wins the cannibal survival test. Last person standing gets drowned in shit.
Does that sum up my feelings for them adequately enough for you?

Oh, and Justin Timberlake should give up on pop and branch out into gay porn. Seriously.
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As for John Mayer, he did the song 'Your Body Is A Wonderland", which radio stations play disgustingly often.
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God this is awful set of bands. so here it goes

Tie: Limp bizkit,Linkin park, William shatner, John mayer, Celine Dion, Creed, Nelly, Avril Lavinge, Justin Timberlake all of this people/bands need to stop making music or whatever they hell they call it. It all sucks hard ass

Blink 182 i can listen to without changing the radio station
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A bit of a twist on this was done on LiveJournal, where there is a set of bands in which you take the list, rate them from "who you couldn't live without" to "who you would die before listening to" or some such. Then you take out the last one, and add in another somewhere.

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This is like taking a bunch of pieces of shit and picking out the shiniest ones.

Blink 182
Creed
Justin Timberlake
Avril Lavigne
Celine Dion
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Nelly
John Mayer
William Shatner
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Nothing is worse than Creed
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Hamel wrote:Nothing is worse than Creed
Yes there is.
N'Sync Opening for Creed

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I like Creed. Admitidly it can be a bit preachy in places. However songs like Bullets and Who's Got My Back are decent rock songs. Weathered was a decent album IMHO.
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By the way... you listed *far* too many bands of the same genre. Mix it up a bit, and it would be a much better way to do this. Considering, most of them are, indeed, crap.

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Durran Korr wrote:This is like taking a bunch of pieces of shit and picking out the shiniest ones.
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Lord Pounder wrote:Limp Bizkit (i liked Bizkit when they 1st came out, the newest album was shite and i asked for my money back)
How very true... they had so much potiental on their first CD (Except for the faith cover)
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Linkin Park
Blink 182
Limp Bizkit
Creed
Celine Dion (she was fine up until Titanic...)
Nelly
William Shatner
Avril Lavigne
Justin Timberlake
John Mayer
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The latest Bizkit CD sucked like a fucking over charged vacuum. Self indulgent songs begging Titney Spears to take him back. Very sad.
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Lord Pounder wrote:The latest Bizkit CD sucked like a fucking over charged vacuum. Self indulgent songs begging Titney Spears to take him back. Very sad.
Lmao, the actual most recent one and not chocolate starfish? Ivan told me he dowbnloaded some of that and cried it was so bad.

Anyway:
BEST
Avril Lavigne -better to look at than the others if they were all put together
Linkin Park - some songs aren't THAT bad
Blink 182 - can be humourous in their videos
John Mayer - dont know who this is
Creed - miserable preachy gets to be sure, but again, there's worse
Celine Dion -hmmm, can deal just about with pre-titanic filth
Justin Timberlake - catchy songs = greater than nelly
William Shatner - shouldn't sing. or talk. but better than nelly
Limp Bizkit - ahh, sodomy of metal. Like it's a good thing. Still better than nelly thanks to first 2 albums.
Nelly - bleh. idiot, insulting music
WORST

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OK, for those who don't know, John Mayer is the performer of the songs "Your Body is a Wonderland" and "Why Georgia." Amazon.com has previews of some of his music.
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they´re all crap (i dont know John Mayer though). and all of them deserve to be rich because they found an effective way to rip off idiots who buy their crap.
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Demiurge wrote:Arrange them from best to worst... IF YOU DARE!
Number one being the worst.
The lesser of many evils is a nasty thing to do...

Nelly
Limp Bizkit
Justin Timberlake
Linkin Park
Celine Dion
John Mayer
William Shatner
Blink 182
Avril Lavigne
Creed


I rank Creed last because i thought MOP was an excellent album. All the others sucked though.
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Demiurge wrote:They should be numbered. Otherwise someone might think that you like Celine Dion. :wink:

*thinks of SNL skit*


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anyways

10.Linkin park
9.Limp bizkit
8.Blink 182
7.Creed
6.Nelly
5.Justin Timberlake
4.John mayer
3.Willaim shatner
2.Celine Dion
1.Avril Lavigne *gag*
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1. Celine Dion (obnoxious music and obnoxiously popular)
2. Avril Lavigne (has 0% talent, compared with Timberlake's 0.001% talent)
3. Justin Timberlake (what more can be said about this guy?)
4. Nelly (is a retard)
5. Limp Bizkit (seriously think that they're cool)
6. John Mayer (like nails on a chalkboard)
7. Linkin Park (eh, a few OK songs)
8. Creed (unremarkable and overrated, but listenable)
9. Blink 182 (see Creed)
10. William Shatner (a profoundly talented man. the only good one on the list)

EDIT: On second thought, Timberlake has 0% talent, and Avril has less than 0%.
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