The wongs are dangerous, dangerous people :D

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2003-10-03 08:49pm

I've just learn the some guy named Michelle Wong invented this....is there a relationship between our evil overlord?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-03 08:51pm

I want one for my car.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-03 09:05pm

Uh huh. You do realize that any "innocent bystanders" are gonna be running from a dude w/a gun, no?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-10-03 09:18pm

I'll have 2 carjackers, extra krispy formula.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-03 09:26pm

I've heard about side mounted flamethrowers as anti-theft devices in South Africa before. I'm torn between it being extremely cool that the car has flamethrowers or sad because the conditions down their are so bad that they are needed. I understand that you are five times more likely to be murdered or raped in Johannesburg as you are in the worst parts of New York.

Also, there are alot of people with the Wong surname in the world. It's not like all Wongs are related.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-03 10:42pm

So it's likely that lady who invented this was not realated to Mike. She was the Wong Wong.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-03 10:50pm

A guy named Michelle Wong? Curious.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-03 11:03pm

There are LOTS of Wongs.

There's even a Mike Wong at my school.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-04 01:08am

Shinova wrote:There are LOTS of Wongs.

There's even a Mike Wong at my school.

Theres a David Wong in my PreCalc class. I suppose Wong is the Chinese (Cantonese, I would guess) version of "Smith" or some other common English surname.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2003-10-04 01:17am

I...want...that...car.

Anyway, my theory is:

There are lots of Wongs all over the world. Each of them share a life energy (I mean, come on, Mike, this guy... the similarities are too much to ignore.)

When Darth Wong kills all the other Wongs, all their life force will be concentrated onto him, making him super smart and super strong.
How do you think he became a Sith Lord?

So in conclusion, if your last name is Wong, you should hide or change it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-04 02:04am

I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-04 02:08am

Darth Wong wrote:I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!

----who gets roasted? Or who gets a car?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-04 02:13am

Chardok wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!
----who gets roasted? Or who gets a car?

He's going to be the wONgE!!

..........

Okay, bad joke.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-04 03:38am

Darth Wong wrote:I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!

Somebody's been watching "Highlander" too many times... or have they?

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-10-04 03:49am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!
Somebody's been watching "Highlander" too many times... or have they?

He's referring to a Jet Li movie that came out a little while ago. The plot was basically the same as what was described in Raven's post.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-04 03:54am

Drooling Iguana wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!
Somebody's been watching "Highlander" too many times... or have they?
He's referring to a Jet Li movie that came out a little while ago. The plot was basically the same as what was described in Raven's post.

Forgive me - I'm not that much into the film genre known as the "Hong Kong Phooey Ass-Kicking Marathon".

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-10-04 04:00am

Charles Fourie, who invented the blaster, says drivers should put their hands up and then step on the gas.

Seems that they changed the inventer into "Charles Fourie"...someone threatened them?

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-10-04 04:24am

Well, Raven, Mike will have to go through Chinese aciton star...Mike Wong (who happens to be the brother of the guy from "Vanishing Son") in his pursuit. I told Mike about him. He's done a lot of cool movies.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-04 01:58pm

Gandalf wrote:A guy named Michelle Wong? Curious.

He's probably French. Michelle is Michael in French (pronounced "me-shell"). So he's a Mike Wong too. Basically, now they have to kill each other, I guess.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-04 02:00pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Gandalf wrote:A guy named Michelle Wong? Curious.
He's probably French. Michelle is Michael in French (pronounced "me-shell")

The French version of Michael is Michel.

[Ralph Wiggum] Michelle is a girl's name. [/Ralph Wiggum]

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-04 02:11pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:The French version of Michael is Michel.

[Ralph Wiggum] Michelle is a girl's name. [/Ralph Wiggum]

I thought it had the "le" on the end. I know it's pronounced "me-shell" though.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-10-04 02:50pm

That thing is fucking dangerous. I have issues with giving ordinary people flamethrowers.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-10-04 05:09pm

Kind of reminds me of that commercial at the beginning of Robocop 2.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-04 05:25pm

Durandal wrote:Kind of reminds me of that commercial at the beginning of Robocop 2.

LMAO...I lpersonally liked the commercial in the first robocop...the 6000SUX.....but thats just spam...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-10-04 07:20pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:I've just learn the some guy named Michelle Wong invented this....is there a relationship between our evil overlord?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm

What's interesting is that your article says the device was invented by a Charles Fourie.

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