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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Wait until the rest of the world unite and kick your superpowered ass. :twisted: :wink:
Your puny weak non American alliance has no hope, cause you still suck.
Excellent, soon they will squabble some more then maybe start a war and annihilate one another. And I, I shall be laughing, laughing I say!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Wait until the rest of the world unite and kick your superpowered ass. :twisted: :wink:
Your puny weak non American alliance has no hope, cause you still suck.
I heard the US is strong when fighting overseas,but they would get their ass kicked if the battle happen on American soil. :P
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Montcalm wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Wait until the rest of the world unite and kick your superpowered ass. :twisted: :wink:
Your puny weak non American alliance has no hope, cause you still suck.
I heard the US is strong when fighting overseas,but they would get their ass kicked if the battle happen on American soil. :P
That would imply Canada somehow invades the US.

What next? Summoning the power of Jim Carrey to smash the American infidels to hell (Quebec)?
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Montcalm wrote:
I heard the US is strong when fighting overseas,but they would get their ass kicked if the battle happen on American soil. :P
Luckily the Canadian Army doesn't have enough ammo to beat US forces even if they simply lined up in the open and didn't shoot back, Mexican forces can be bribed and would be busy visiting relatives anyway, and no one else can transport any troops to US soil.

Though if you seriously think American wont fight hard for there own soil you've got a screwy view on reality.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
I heard the US is strong when fighting overseas,but they would get their ass kicked if the battle happen on American soil. :P
Luckily the Canadian Army doesn't have enough ammo to beat US forces even if they simply lined up in the open and didn't shoot back, Mexican forces can be bribed and would be busy visiting relatives anyway, and no one else can transport any troops to US soil.

Though if you seriously think American wont fight hard for there own soil you've got a screwy view on reality.
But some Americans would`nt like losing their homes in an enermy bombing. :?
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But some Americans would`nt like losing their homes in an enermy bombing. :?
:roll: Who the fuck would like that?
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Montcalm wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Wait until the rest of the world unite and kick your superpowered ass. :twisted: :wink:
Your puny weak non American alliance has no hope, cause you still suck.
I heard the US is strong when fighting overseas,but they would get their ass kicked if the battle happen on American soil. :P
sorry, but the 2nd amendment ensures we have twice as many guns as people, and the militias/survivalist groups/militant fundies will be happy to fight off satan's minions.
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Sea Skimmer wrote: Your puny weak non American alliance has no hope, cause you still suck.
I heard the US is strong when fighting overseas,but they would get their ass kicked if the battle happen on American soil. :P
sorry, but the 2nd amendment ensures we have twice as many guns as people, and the militias/survivalist groups/militant fundies will be happy to fight off satan's minions.
Are you sure those militia would not join in the fight against the US. :?
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Montcalm wrote: Are you sure those militia would not join in the fight against the US. :?
They'd hate foreigners far more then the US Federal government. Most would see an invasion, rightly, as a chance to prove the value of civilian held firearms for national defence.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Wait until the rest of the world unite and kick your superpowered ass. :twisted: :wink:
Your puny weak non American alliance has no hope, cause you still suck.
Excellent, soon they will squabble some more then maybe start a war and annihilate one another. And I, I shall be laughing, laughing I say!
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Oh...that looked rather painful...you should really watch where you are going, you know...

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and of course, a lot of gangs are territorial. with illegal heavy weaponry set up in the apartment blocks, invaders will have a rough time of it.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:and of course, a lot of gangs are territorial. with illegal heavy weaponry set up in the apartment blocks, invaders will have a rough time of it.
Nevermind those soccer moms. Even Green Berets have run into problems with those crazies.
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That guy puts the psycho in psychology.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Montcalm wrote:How many type of roulette game there is? :?
Japanese made one too... uh, it's mainly a sex thing though. Put it this way, STDs have a field day.
Is it the one where you have six girls all willing to give you a blow job but one's a cannibal?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Montcalm wrote:How many type of roulette game there is? :?
Japanese made one too... uh, it's mainly a sex thing though. Put it this way, STDs have a field day.
Is it the one where you have six girls all willing to give you a blow job but one's a cannibal?
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"The thought that he can get away with it might be enough to encourage young people to try it,"
Is it cold hearted of me to say I don't really give a shit if someone that stupid decides to remove themself from the gene pool?
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Uraniun235 wrote:
"The thought that he can get away with it might be enough to encourage young people to try it,"
Is it cold hearted of me to say I don't really give a shit if someone that stupid decides to remove themself from the gene pool?
No, since it's their natural born right to remove themselves from said pool if they so wish.
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The show's on now, it was an hour later than advertised, but he's started off with showing some of his mind tricks he did on the street. The guy easily rivals Blaine only he uses human psychology and his super mind. :D
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Well, he made it.....damnit....;)
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Fuck me, you could tell he was nearly regretting this whole thing.

That was tense!

It needed something more though, like a crowd of Viet Cong in the background.
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I just saw that Russian Roulette(sp) think on Channel 4. I couldn't watch it. The "contestant" is shaking so much he can hardly hold the pistol and the thoughts of watching someone blow their brains out for entertainment makes me feel sick, literally. Are we becoming a nation of attention whores?
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Lord Pounder wrote:I just saw that Russian Roulette(sp) think on Channel 4. I couldn't watch it. The "contestant" is shaking so much he can hardly hold the pistol and the thoughts of watching someone blow their brains out for entertainment makes me feel sick, literally. Are we becoming a nation of attention whores?
I must say, that was probably the only time on TV I've ever felt so damn nervous when I wasn't even going to be onscreen.

Even though one round he aimed at his head then shot at the sandbag, it still showed how hard this was. If he fucked up, he'd certainly be in the news more.

I always thought he made the wrong choice on who should load the gun too.
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I've seen some nasty things in my time. But that was the hardest to watch show i've ever seen. I literally wanted to change the channel but couldn't i was so morbidly fasinated. Who makes this show, i'm sure they can expect quite a few letters of complaint tomorrow.
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Yeah, but it likely got viewers and was much more groundbreaking than anything Blaine did. Darren used psychology and not illusions or misdirection like Blaine is likely using.
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True, no mirrors trickery ot bullshit. Just balls of solid steel.
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