Just in case you had any faith in humanity...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-10-06 12:38am

...SomethingAwful has killed it and is now roasting it on an open fire.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-06 12:43am

God, I can't read anymore.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-06 12:48am

Yet again, we see more whoring of our future to pander to today's immediate greed. STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR EDUCATION!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-06 12:50am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:Yet again, we see more whoring of our future to pander to today's immediate greed. STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR EDUCATION!

We aren't cutting funding for education. Believe it or not, throwing money at a problem sometime isn't the solution.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-06 12:52am

The United States needs an ATOMIC CONFLICT, to thin out the future generation. And the latest photoshop is fucking funny as hell

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-10-06 12:55am

SA.com wrote: oh!
i suffer so
life is pain to me
why wont it end
why wont it end
oh i suffer so
life is a pain to me

...the guy can't even write poetry with more than 20 different words.

Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-10-06 01:09am

I'm in tears.

From laughing, that is.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-10-06 01:16am

It starts getting a wee bit disturbing on the last page or so...

drifter god · Post by **drifter god** » 2003-10-06 01:19am

delete this, and never speak of it again

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-10-06 01:20am

The gene pool needs rechlorinating is all...some of us have to live on this hell hole too

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-10-06 01:24am

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-10-06 01:29am

Not to use a tired old cliche, but...

Arghhhh... my eyes... must remove the trauma (esp. the last page...) Where's that rusty spoon?

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-06 01:30am

Exonerate wrote:
SA.com wrote: oh!
i suffer so
life is pain to me
why wont it end
why wont it end
oh i suffer so
life is a pain to me
...the guy can't even write poetry with more than 20 different words.

Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.

When I read that, mentaly I could hear the *chick chunck* of a shotgun to help the poor soul end his misery.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-06 01:37am

To all those stupid people:

Just, don't bother. Trying to think is way too much of a difficulty and a waste of time for you. Just let us smart people do all the work. Better that way.

Of course, that'd be how it is in the ideal world. Too bad stupid people want to "do something for the world" or try to control it too.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-06 01:45am

Jesus Christ, those kids are stupid...

HEY KID, YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MASTURBATE? TOUCH YOUR PENIS A LOT, YOU'LL FIGURE OUT EVENTUALLY!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-10-06 01:48am

Pffft. I trolled* one such teen board some time ago, I can tell you that this ain't shit diddly.

No moderators.
All 12-14 year olds.
All idiots.

*This can be hard, as normal "troll" behaviour is indistinguishable from normal board activity. So mostly I ran around mocking them and correcting their spelling, grammar, and syntax.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-06 01:50am

The human race is doomed.. but this is still funny as shit..

~ver

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-06 01:55am

JediNeophyte wrote:*This can be hard, as normal "troll" behaviour is indistinguishable from normal board activity. So mostly I ran around mocking them and correcting their spelling, grammar, and syntax.

LOL

I should try that sometime.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-10-06 02:01am

I'm sorely tempted to go dig up that link... I think I remember my username there...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-06 02:04am

Exonerate wrote:
Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.

Stupidity only spreads like that when we have the full weight of modern society to keep the idiots from killing themselves accidentally. A hail of atomic bombs will change that.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-06 02:08am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Exonerate wrote:
Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.
Stupidity only spreads like that when we have the full weight of modern society to keep the idiots from killing themselves accidentally. A hail of atomic bombs will change that.

As well as get rid of everyone else in the process........

~ver

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-10-06 02:13am

...and maybe that's no bad thing... *herald of armageddon emoticon*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-06 02:14am

verilon wrote: As well as get rid of everyone else in the process........

~ver

If by everyone else, you mean a small minority of the world's population, then your right.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-06 02:18am

Exonerate wrote:Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.

Not if places with high idiots are nuked, you could call it the War on Stupidity.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-10-06 02:18am

Holy shit. I found those forums, it appears they're still active and, surprisingly enough, more intelligent people have shown up. Scary.

The idiots are still there though, and strong as ever.
http:/ /forum.coolteenworld.com/index.jsp

My old account is Troll (CR 5). I forgot my password and recreated as Troll (CR 7). Let the trolling commence...