Just in case you had any faith in humanity...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-06 02:19am

When you live in a society where "intellectual" is regarded as an insult, that's what you get.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-06 02:22am

JediNeophyte wrote:Holy shit. I found those forums, it appears they're still active and, surprisingly enough, more intelligent people have shown up. Scary.

The idiots are still there though, and strong as ever.
http:/ /forum.coolteenworld.com/index.jsp

My old account is Troll (CR 5). I forgot my password and recreated as Troll (CR 7). Let the trolling commence...

God fucking damnit... errors on every page..

~ver

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-10-06 02:23am

I was once chastised by certain members of my family for trying to sound intellectual during religion debates

Cmon people, I'm not that smart

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-10-06 02:23am

JediNeophyte wrote:Holy shit. I found those forums, it appears they're still active and, surprisingly enough, more intelligent people have shown up. Scary.

The idiots are still there though, and strong as ever.
http:/ /forum.coolteenworld.com/index.jsp

My old account is Troll (CR 5). I forgot my password and recreated as Troll (CR 7). Let the trolling commence...

Is it really worth it? What can we say to them that will make a damn bit of difference, short of having an outlet to destress with at the end of the day?

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-06 02:25am

I guess this is a bad time to mention that I was routinely fellating my husband when we were 13.

It's hard, it gets head.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-10-06 02:30am

Metrion Cascade wrote:I guess this is a bad time to mention that I was routinely fellating my husband when we were 13. It's hard, it gets head.

That's cuuuuurazy

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-10-06 02:31am

The_Lumberjack wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Holy shit. I found those forums, it appears they're still active and, surprisingly enough, more intelligent people have shown up. Scary.

The idiots are still there though, and strong as ever.
http:/ /forum.coolteenworld.com/index.jsp

My old account is Troll (CR 5). I forgot my password and recreated as Troll (CR 7). Let the trolling commence...
Is it really worth it? What can we say to them that will make a damn bit of difference, short of having an outlet to destress with at the end of the day?

*shrug*

> hi evry 1, hu watches big brother? i want federico 2
> win!! and sissy 2 go out nxt

I'm out of practice, so bear with me. Let's begin:

"hi" is the beginning of a sentence, and is therefore capitalized.

"evry" is not a word. Replace with "every".

Single-digit numerals are spelled out in most instances. In this case, "one".

Combine those two to get the word "everyone".

"hu" is not a word. Replace with "who".

"big brother" is, in this case, a proper noun. Therefore, it is capitalized.

"i" by itself is always capitalized.

"federico" is a name, and should be capitalized.

Incorrect usage of the numeral 2. Replace with "to".

Only one exclamation mark is needed.

Starting a sentence with "and" is not technically correct, however it is in common usage. It should be capitalized, though.

"sissy" is a name. Capitalize.

"2". See previous, replace with "to".

"nxt" is not a word. Replace with "next".

The end of the sentence should be punctuated with a period.

So, you get the final product:

"Hi everyone, who watches Big Brother? I want Federico to win! And Sissy to go out next."

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-10-06 02:47am

I had the misfortune of reading 2 pages of that...

And we wonder why only 1/10 of 1% of the population has an IQ of 100 or above...

Those people are just sad and pathetic creatures without enough intellegence to see it.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-06 02:59am

Hamel wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:I guess this is a bad time to mention that I was routinely fellating my husband when we were 13. It's hard, it gets head.
That's cuuuuurazy

But he's a sweetie and deserves it!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-06 03:02am

Hyperion wrote:I had the misfortune of reading 2 pages of that...

And we wonder why only 1/10 of 1% of the population has an IQ of 100 or above...

Those people are just sad and pathetic creatures without enough intellegence to see it.

Where on Earth did you get that figure? The IQ scale is sort of "designed" so that the median is supposed to fall on 100, so roughly half of the population should be above 100 and the other half below.

I believe it's a rather small percentage above 140, and a vanishingly small percentage above 180, but half of the population should be at or above 100. The problem is that the brain, like any other part of you, basically becomes useless porridge if not exercised.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-06 03:10am

I believe it's 50/50 at 100 (approx.), 95% at 125, 98% at 140, and I know that it's 1 person with 197.

~ver

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 06:01am

Ah, these always cheer me up for when I'm stuck in the lab one afternoon and feeling bored. I soon get a new lease of life to get that humanity eradicating virus on the shelves ASAP.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-10-06 10:09am

JediNeophyte wrote:*snip*

I'm Troll (CR-12).... I am sick right now, so I don't have anything else to really do.... off to correct spelling/grammar...

EDIT: this is kinda fun...

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-10-06 10:25am

Hahahaha.. AHAHHAAHAHHA!!! Aahgahahaha!!! ROFMLAO!!!!

#*Dies.*#

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That's the funniest shit I've read on somethingawful.co* in ages, and yes, this weeks Photoshop was funny too.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-10-06 11:13am

Damn, that's disturbing.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-06 11:25am

Cliff Yablonski would not approve.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 11:35am

Demiurge wrote:Cliff Yablonski would not approve.

Which wouldn't be much of a change in persona give he's never approved of any human being.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-06 12:26pm

People tell me to act my age, so I'll do so.

D0odz!! Wus up?! 2day, i wuz chillin' with friends!! man its hard being a white middle class teen!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 12:32pm

I can firmly say, without a doubt, that anytime my parents say I'm not mature enough, I shall be able to look them in the eye and laugh, laugh very heartily at such naiveity.

If only they could see this... filth.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-10-06 01:14pm

"wodnering if u guys or gals ever eat ur own cum. i do alot after i cum i just wipe and have it as a treat"

O.M.F.G!!

(where's the puking smilie) That's the grossest thing I've heard for at least a month. *Throws up* Eating one's own cum. *EWWWW*

"is it disgusting or better to stick bear hand up ass?"
"someone wanne answer me soon please....kinda in the middle of something"

LMFAO!!

"Has anyone ever noticed how far they squirt when they orgasm? Mine is like several inches."

Didn't we have a thread about something like this some time ago?

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-10-06 01:16pm

I thought it was funnier (read: made me gag more) when they started going on about incest.

Then I almost laughed my eyeballs out at the gothic poetry.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-06 01:26pm

Embracer Of Darkness wrote:Then I almost laughed my eyeballs out at the gothic poetry.

Hey.. I resemble that remark..

Just kidding. My poetry actually makes sense.. and when I talk about cutting in poetry, I've usually actually done it. (Hooray, three months without doing it for me!)

~ver

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-10-06 01:44pm

JediNeophyte wrote:Holy shit. I found those forums, it appears they're still active and, surprisingly enough, more intelligent people have shown up. Scary.

The idiots are still there though, and strong as ever.
http:/ /forum.coolteenworld.com/index.jsp

My old account is Troll (CR 5). I forgot my password and recreated as Troll (CR 7). Let the trolling commence...

Holy shit, that's frightening.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 01:49pm

verilon wrote:
Embracer Of Darkness wrote:Then I almost laughed my eyeballs out at the gothic poetry.
Hey.. I resemble that remark.. Just kidding. My poetry actually makes sense.. and when I talk about cutting in poetry, I've usually actually done it. (Hooray, three months without doing it for me!)

~ver

Don't you mean "resent"?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-10-06 03:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:Where on Earth did you get that figure? The IQ scale is sort of "designed" so that the median is supposed to fall on 100, so roughly half of the population should be above 100 and the other half below.

I believe it's a rather small percentage above 140, and a vanishingly small percentage above 180, but half of the population should be at or above 100. The problem is that the brain, like any other part of you, basically becomes useless porridge if not exercised.

The IQ scale just uses standard deviations. Only one percent or so of people have an IQ above 140, and people with IQ's above 160 are almost statistical anomalies. The problem with this method is that someone with an IQ of 130 is a LOT smarter than someone with an IQ of 120, while someone with an IQ of 60 isn't that much dumber than someone with an IQ of 70. People with IQ's tested below 50 are considered to be virtual vegetables, so someone with an IQ of (say) 45 is MUCH dumber than someone with an IQ of 60, while someone with an IQ of 30 isn't appreciably dumber than someone with an IQ of 40. On the other end of the scale, people with IQ's above 170 are so intelligent that it is almost impossible to differentiate between them, and so it is not really a "fair" scale in the sense that some deviations are far more important and significant than others.