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Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 06:30am

Spanky gets my vote.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-06 12:10pm

OK, enough about Shinova. I'm taking over this thread for my own dark purposes, rather than making a new one. I'm going to submit a custom title soon, but I'm stumped. What do you guys think?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 12:13pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:OK, enough about Shinova. I'm taking over this thread for my own dark purposes, rather than making a new one. I'm going to submit a custom title soon, but I'm stumped. What do you guys think?

Fuck head.

No, seriously... wanker.

Ah, it's too dull today...

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-06 12:17pm

Sometimes it seems like 90% of the people on this board have custom titles.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-06 12:22pm

Demiurge wrote:Sometimes it seems like 90% of the people on this board have custom titles.

Only the active ones. I was determined to keep up to 10,000 posts without a custom title, but I gave into the Dark Side and it's history from there on.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-10-06 01:15pm

I will wait until at least 5000 posts to get a custom title, or whenever I come up with a good one. Right now, I think 5000 posts will happen first.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-06 02:03pm

Demiurge wrote:Sometimes it seems like 90% of the people on this board have custom titles.

The active ones...honestly the total of title vs regular is still a large gap, it's that most of the 3000+ have a title.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-10-06 05:59pm

Everyone who asks should get "Nub" as a custom title.

*shrug*

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-06 10:00pm

What's the average number of posts before a custom title is "applied for"?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-06 10:08pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:What's the average number of posts before a custom title is "applied for"?

2.5K, IIRC. Although if you are a notable personality on the board you can get that ahead of time. Like me. Everybody knows I'm the Gnome guy, after all. By golly do I ever like to gloat; did I ever tell you the one time I totally kicked this guys ass at Smash Bros., then he's all like, "You cheated!" so I got out my hack-saw and chopped his arm off and then I....

Sorry.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-06 10:10pm

Ah yes, the gnomes. Fear the gnomes!!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-10-06 10:27pm

Gnomes have wiggly butts

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-10-06 10:27pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Ah yes, the gnomes. Fear the gnomes!!

Yes, beware the gnomes, for they will conquer all.

And the custom title number is either 2000 or 2500 posts, depending on who you ask. One part of the rules says 2K, another place says 2.5K, but I think the *official* official number is 2000 or being a notable personality.

Hamel wrote:Gnomes have wiggly butts

*looks at ceramic butt*
Our butts are no more wiggly then your kitchen sink.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-06 11:44pm

I'm probably going to REALLY regret saying this, but,

What's streaking?

I heard it here and there, but I've never had any reason to go find out what it means or whatever.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-06 11:46pm

Are you kidding me? All right, Space Cadet is the title for you now.

Streaking is when you run naked in a public place.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-06 11:48pm

Durran Korr wrote:Streaking is when you run naked in a public place.

Ah, I knew it was something about being naked and all. Thanks.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-06 11:49pm

Shinova wrote:I'm probably going to REALLY regret saying this, but,

What's streaking?

I heard it here and there, but I've never had any reason to go find out what it means or whatever.

Its when you strip naked and run through public places, generally with a group of other people and possibly while drunk.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-06 11:54pm

The cage in the basement scenerio is starting to sound more and more likely...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-07 12:02am

Shinova wrote:What's streaking?

I heard it here and there, but I've never had any reason to go find out what it means or whatever.

This is verging on sounding like an act. Everyone knows what streaking is. I've known what streaking was since I was very, very young.

For real man, the BS-o-meter almost set on fire because of your last post. It's an expensive piece of equipment and I'd hate to lose it.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-07 12:09am

Seriously, Shin, do you EVER look ANYTHING up?

I mean, what's your malfunction, soldier?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-07 12:12am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:]This is verging on sounding like an act. Everyone knows what streaking is. I've known what streaking was since I was very, very young.

For real man, the BS-o-meter almost set on fire because of your last post. It's an expensive piece of equipment and I'd hate to lose it.

I so did not BS. That hint about streaking being something about being naked I got from this hair commercial, the one where all these women are in bath towels and having some kind of party in some big house.

Then a couple of guys come over, ring the doorbell, and when the ladies open the door they take off their coats (revealing basically nothing---the commercial doesn't show this of course) and they say something like, "Is this the streaking party?" And the women look at the two in a

fashion.

And that commercial has been playing on my campus network TV; the first time I saw the commercial was something like four days ago. That aside, I did not BS about streaking and boning.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-07 12:55am

Shinova wrote: I so did not BS. That hint about streaking being something about being naked I got from this hair commercial, the one where all these women are in bath towels and having some kind of party in some big house.

Then a couple of guys come over, ring the doorbell, and when the ladies open the door they take off their coats (revealing basically nothing---the commercial doesn't show this of course) and they say something like, "Is this the streaking party?" And the women look at the two in a fashion.

And that commercial has been playing on my campus network TV; the first time I saw the commercial was something like four days ago. That aside, I did not BS about streaking and boning.

Yup. Space Cadet. Or maybe Spaceman.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-07 12:59am

NO!!!!

It MUST be "Space Cadet"!!!! It just MUST!!!!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-07 01:11am

How about "Isolation Chamber Tester"?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-07 01:19am

No!!

It is his destiny to be given "Space Cadet", not any of this other retarded bullshit.