When do you become a manwhore?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-08 11:46am

You'd be amazed what ten million can do to motivate you.

Besides, what better bargaining chip to try and get Tev into a two girl threesome?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 11:46am

Come on, you could probably live off of 10 million for the rest of your life. A lifetime of never having to work would be well worth a half hour or so of displeasure.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 11:51am

Durran Korr wrote:Come on, you could probably live off of 10 million for the rest of your life.

At this rate of inflation, nah, and besides after that, I'd be some
schmuck with a sore ass and $10 million which disappears in an oh-so-short
time.

Now, if you were able to do some other things rather than give me petty
cash, I'd start getting interested.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 11:55am

At this rate of inflation, nah, and besides after that, I'd be some
schmuck with a sore ass and $10 million which disappears in an oh-so-short
time.

Please. 10 million dollars would be more than enough to live off of today, provided you invest it properly (which a consultant can tell you how to do for a relatively small fee).

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 11:56am

Durran Korr wrote: Please. 10 million dollars would be more than enough to live off of today.

Did you miss the part where I referred to said 10m as "petty cash"? Money
doesn't cut it for me

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-08 11:56am

Durran Korr wrote:$10,000 is enough, provided 1) I get to get drunk as hell and 2) I don't have to be on the receiving end of an ass pounding.

I use $2,500 to take a trip to Las Vegas and spend a lot of time in brothels in order to erase the memory of the experience.

Two and a half grand will only get you about two and a half hours of primium grade lovin. Better drop about ten grand to help you forget.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 12:00pm

Knife wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:$10,000 is enough, provided 1) I get to get drunk as hell and 2) I don't have to be on the receiving end of an ass pounding.

I use $2,500 to take a trip to Las Vegas and spend a lot of time in brothels in order to erase the memory of the experience.
Two and a half grand will only get you about two and a half hours of primium grade lovin. Better drop about ten grand to help you forget.

OK, then I make a trip to the Phillippines instead.

Did you miss the part where I referred to said 10m as "petty cash"? Money
doesn't cut it for me

You do realize "petty cash" can buy the stuff you want, right?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-08 12:00pm

10M isn't enough to live the way I'd prefer, either.

But as I said, my misandry prevents even consideration.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-08 12:01pm

OK, then I make a trip to the Phillippines instead.

Oh ok, then you just need a jar of peanut butter and twenty bucks.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 12:04pm

Plus I'd probably get to meet some of my big brothers and sisters over there (my dad was raised in a strict religious household, joined the Marines and was stationed there in the mid-60s; no further elaboration required).

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 12:06pm

Durran Korr wrote: You do realize "petty cash" can buy the stuff you want, right?

Not the stuff I want

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-08 12:06pm

Durran Korr wrote:Plus I'd probably get to meet some of my big brothers and sisters over there (my dad was raised in a strict religious household, joined the Marines and was stationed there in the mid-60s; no further elaboration required).

They loved him long time, then hugh?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 12:06pm

Knife wrote: They loved him long time, then hugh?

"Me love you long time..."

ahahah classic FMJ quote

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-08 12:07pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Knife wrote: They loved him long time, then hugh?
"Me love you long time..."

ahahah classic FMJ quote

Oh, the phrase is older than FMJ, I can assure you.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-10-08 12:08pm

you may ram my ass for a million.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 12:08pm

They loved him long time, then hugh?

That would be an understatement.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-08 12:17pm

ROTF

@ this thread in general

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-10-08 01:37pm

Never..

I refuse to allow money to have that much control over me.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-08 02:01pm

This is part of some radical left-wing homosexual agenda to corrupt our youth, isn't, Marina? Isn't!?

*ahem*

That being said, I'd be willing to take it in the ass for $1,000,000, mostly because the "clusterfuck" part of your opening post indicates that something is going to go terribly, terribly wrong during the process (I'd do it for less if I knew that nothing horrible would befall my ass, which I care agreat deal about). Of course, that much money can be used to make much more money, which means that I can afford to by a million dollar bionic ass with glutes of steel, made out of actual stainless steel.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-08 02:30pm

FREE

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-10-08 02:32pm

SLut ^^^^^^^ see above...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-08 02:35pm

To you 13 guys that voted 10mil, you do understand that 10 million is a lot to pay for sex.

What are you willing to do to see that I'd get my money's worth?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-10-08 02:38pm

$100,000 pays off my student loans and leaves me with close to $40,000 to invest. For that price, I'll take a good buggering and I'll have a smile on my face the whole time.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-08 02:45pm

RedImperator wrote:$100,000 pays off my student loans and leaves me with close to $40,000 to invest. For that price, I'll take a good buggering and I'll have a smile on my face the whole time.

Oh, I guarantee you'll be wearing a smile. Trust me.
But that hardly makes it worth the price. I want to hear some offers of extraordinary services to justify paying upwards of 1000 times the presumed going rate for a BJ.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-08 03:48pm

I'm in a curious spot here. Although a card carrying GALE member i've never actually had a man fuck me. Sure i've been the fucker, but never the fuckee. Since the money is offered i'm taking the 10 grand.

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