How To Destroy A Person Mentally

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 02:34pm

1. Watch Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Movie without ever knowing what the thing was about at your animé club. Observe as the only person not going "What the holy fuck?" at the colourful "car chase" scene is the cute Japanese girl in the corner.

2. Upon leaving the animé club and chatting to a first year girl you just met who is equally cute and about to take your mobile number after her mentioning she likes animé, try and ignore the fact that twenty or so naked men have just come up from the underpass bus station subway in the university square chanting, "Got your number!" as they do press-ups then disappear jogging down the stairwell again.

3. Ignore the pigeon that was hit mid take-off by your bus as it pulls out of the stop and seemingly explodes in slow motion.

4. Don't fret when you get a text message off the new girl you just met at the same time as a text message off an ex-girlfriend asking if it was okay to visit you're flat next week.

I have had weird days before, but today was a total mind blowing, brain melting, coma inducing fucker of a day and ranks a clear 9.9 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-08 02:46pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:4. Don't fret when you get a text message off the new girl you just met at the same time as a text message off an ex-girlfriend asking if it was okay to visit you're flat next week.

The harem anime goddesses have smiled down upon you this day.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-08 02:50pm

Days like that don't come often. Relish it.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 02:51pm

*Slaps Shinova*

Love triangles are fun in animé (I think there was one in Utena but I really don't know what the FUCK was going on 99% of the time).

Plus, I'm likely going to need some sort of therapy now.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-08 02:56pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Slaps Shinova*

Love triangles are fun in animé (I think there was one in Utena but I really don't know what the FUCK was going on 99% of the time).

Plus, I'm likely going to need some sort of therapy now.

*gives Admiral Valdemar some Love Hina, Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, and Kare Kano, then finishes off with lods of romance anime fanfics*

Seize the day!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 03:02pm

GAAAHHH!!!

I was going to watch the rest of freaking Excel Saga tonight but I doubt it'll phase me anymore.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-08 03:04pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:GAAAHHH!!!

I was going to watch the rest of freaking Excel Saga tonight but I doubt it'll phase me anymore.

Aside from the pigeon bit...nothing you won't recover from...the pigoen bit though is rather...funny persay, and is unusual. Excel doesn't quite compete with exploding pigeon

As for love triangle...never good because only in anime are women that forgiving persay. Usually you'll end up with the very short end of the stick.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 03:10pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:GAAAHHH!!!

I was going to watch the rest of freaking Excel Saga tonight but I doubt it'll phase me anymore.
Aside from the pigeon bit...nothing you won't recover from...the pigoen bit though is rather...funny persay, and is unusual. Excel doesn't quite compete with exploding pigeon

As for love triangle...never good because only in anime are women that forgiving persay. Usually you'll end up with the very short end of the stick.

Or no stick if Amanda finds out I met a girl named Julia (yes, Cowboy Bebop sprang to mind immediately).

I can at least find that I have something worthy to write in a letter to my Oxford buddy now.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 03:18pm

sorry to rain on your parade but...

Try this...

on the same day as having finally managed to pull the girl you been trying to get for the last couple of weeks you find out your mum has been having an affair which sends you into a spiralling vortex of stress induced lack of ability to eat food sleep and other such stuff...

meanwhile the girl decides she doesn't really want to go out with you creating even more stress as you try and get her back...

so yeh... thats basically my last two weeks.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 03:19pm

Ouch, sorry to hear that, Zac.

I see you got Equilibrium this week at least.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 03:20pm

That film kicks so much ass its unbelievable.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 03:44pm

you can carry on this thread as though i never said anything.... i just had to vent thats all

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 03:46pm

Meh, I think my exploits have burnt out now.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 03:56pm

how about you tell us about other exploits?

makes me feel better hearing about people that have fucked up worse than me

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 03:57pm

Zac Naloen wrote:how about you tell us about other exploits?

makes me feel better hearing about people that have fucked up worse than me

Money may be a good incentive. I may write a book one day.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 04:02pm

*slips AV a fiver*

*shifty*

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-08 04:29pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:2. Upon leaving the animé club and chatting to a first year girl you just met who is equally cute and about to take your mobile number after her mentioning she likes animé, try and ignore the fact that twenty or so naked men have just come up from the underpass bus station subway in the university square chanting, "Got your number!" as they do press-ups then disappear jogging down the stairwell again.

Freshmen initiation rites I'd bet, either that or someone's filming a commercial of some sort.

3. Ignore the pigeon that was hit mid take-off by your bus as it pulls out of the stop and seemingly explodes in slow motion.

This is bad how? Watching animals get killed by vehicles is actually pretty funny, I've killed about a bird a year driving under a bridge on my way to work every day. Cleaning the guts off the car is not pleasant I'll admit, but that's what coin-op carwashes are for.

4. Don't fret when you get a text message off the new girl you just met at the same time as a text message off an ex-girlfriend asking if it was okay to visit you're flat next week.

What's wrong with that? It's only text messaging, it's not like your ex-GF walked into your room while you were humping your new GF.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 04:39pm

aerius wrote: Freshmen initiation rites I'd bet, either that or someone's filming a commercial of some sort.

They looked more like third years, but one can never rule dodgy freshers out,

This bad how? Watching animals get killed by vehicles is actually pretty funny, I've killed about a bird a year driving under a bridge on my way to work every day. Cleaning the guts off the car is not pleasant I'll admit, but that's what coin-op carwashes are for.

Oh it was funny, but at the time it fucking freaked me out since I was barely 2 metres from the thing. But it's a first for me having only seen roadkill after said incidents.

What's wrong with that? It's only text messaging, it's not like your ex-GF walked into your room while you were humping your new GF.

Yeah, but I have plans for Julia now and as much as I like Amanda, I can't have her coming up at the same time... or can I?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 04:47pm

just as long as you don't make the same mistake as i did... you'll do fine...

plplans never work out for me

something always gets in the way or makes me change something at the last minute which causes everything to go horribly horribly wrong... or a certain issue gets forced throwing your whole plan out of whack meaning that you never got to know her properly and she thinks you only want her for the ass...

i hate girls...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-08 04:49pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Yeah, but I have plans for Julia now and as much as I like Amanda, I can't have her coming up at the same time... or can I?

Well, this is where your handy-dandy calendar planner book comes into play. Use it to mark off & keep track of when you're going out with each girl, and as long as the dates & times don't conflict you're good to go.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 04:52pm

aerius wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Yeah, but I have plans for Julia now and as much as I like Amanda, I can't have her coming up at the same time... or can I?
Well, this is where your handy-dandy calendar planner book comes into play. Use it to mark off & keep track of when you're going out with each girl, and as long as the dates & times don't conflict you're good to go.

Yeah but I have a conscience...

Oh wait, I lost that years ago.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-08 04:55pm

*furiously scribbles down notes*

calender... dates, no collision..

NO CONSCIENCE

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-08 05:00pm

You wandered into a John Woo film... the pidgeon is a dead giveaway.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-08 05:03pm

beyond hope wrote:You wandered into a John Woo film... the pidgeon is a dead giveaway.

But where was the gunfight with Chow Yun Fat and his dual unlimited ammo .45s? Unless he was on the bus.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-08 05:11pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
beyond hope wrote:You wandered into a John Woo film... the pidgeon is a dead giveaway.
But where was the gunfight with Chow Yun Fat and his dual unlimited ammo .45s? Unless he was on the bus.

True, and there needs to be a motorcycle fight worked in there somewhere too.

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