I love our Governor...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 12:20pm

http://www.local6.com/entertainment/2537264/detail.html

FREDERICK, Md. -- A spokeswoman for Maryland's first lady, Kendel Ehrlich, says the governor's wife made an "inadvertent figure of speech" last Friday when she spoke about shooting singer Britney Spears.

Ehrlich was speaking at a domestic violence prevention conference at Frederick's Hood College when she commented on the need to educate young women so they won't be dependent on others.

In remarks taped by WFMD Radio, the first lady said, "If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

"As a working mother raising a 4-year-old son, the first lady has concerns about the negative influences that the entertainment industry can have on young children and teenagers," said Ehrlich's spokeswoman Meghann Siwinski in a statement on Tuesday. "During a public appearance, she inadvertently used a figure of speech to express those concerns."

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HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHA AHHAHHAHA

Found this while running thru DU to laugh at following Ahhnuld's win

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 12:22pm

I love how unbelievably blatant her statement was, even better is how she's trying to spin it otherwise.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-10-08 12:51pm

"If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

That's sig-worthy.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-10-08 01:08pm

"If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

does it count if i want to shoot her in the face with a hot batch of man chowder?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 01:09pm

[quote="Col. Crackpot"
does it count if i want to shoot her in the face with a hot batch of man chowder?[/quote]

Now now, you're married, Colonel *slaps Col crackpot for thinking impure thoughts*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-10-08 01:12pm

heh heh heh

i'm married, not dead.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-10-08 01:17pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
"If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

does it count if i want to shoot her in the face with a hot batch of man chowder?

I just about fell out of my seat laughing at that one...

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-10-08 04:09pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
"If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

does it count if i want to shoot her in the face with a hot batch of man chowder?

I would have to say yes it counts. Of course I would like to shoot her(Britney Spears) full of my man meat.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-10-08 04:52pm

Shooting her because she makes crappy music is one thing, but shooting her because she's extremely fuckable is something else.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-08 04:56pm

Maybe by "shoot", she was thinking the same thing Col. Crackpot was, ans made it an "if" statement because she was a woman. That would make her bisexual, right?

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-10-09 10:22am

Wicked Pilot wrote:Shooting her because she makes crappy music is one thing, but shooting her because she's extremely fuckable is something else.

Only if anorexic chic combined with a shrill "singing" voice makes a woman "extremely fuckable"...