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Mark S wrote:41. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens when you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
It falls on its side; I have experimental verification.

Except for that one that warped space-time and landed on both, but I'm throwing that out as an outlying result. I mean, it only happened one in six times.
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Mark S wrote:41. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens when you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
The cat makes a really loud meow as the dopplar effect takes over because you drop kicked it.
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Mark S wrote:41. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens when you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
It enters a hover spin about a foot from the ground. How do you think land speeders stay up?
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InnerBrat wrote:
Mark S wrote:41. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens when you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
It enters a hover spin about a foot from the ground. How do you think land speeders stay up?
So I should start breeding cats and corner the upcoming market? :P





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EmperorMing wrote:Oh gawd, bad thought: pussy powered... :shock: :twisted:
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