Movie quotes

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-10-11 02:09pm

What's some of your favorite quotes? Here's a good one. From Kung Fu:

Master Po: [after easily defeating the boy in combat] Ha ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Young Caine: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Master Po: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
Young Caine: No.
Master Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Caine: [looking down and seeing the insect] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-11 02:29pm

The Big Lebowski:
"This is what happens when you FUCK as stranger in the ass!!!!"

"Don't fuck with the JESUS!"

Star Pants:(Star Wars quotes with pants interjected)
Obiwan:There is a great disturbance in the pants.
Luke: I feel it too.

Lando: We ought to get a reading on those pants, up or down!

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-10-11 07:07pm

From Mummy Returns:

Young O'Connell to the Mummy: "My dad is gonna kick your arse."

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-11 07:30pm

Indiana Jones and (I think, haven't seen them in forever) the Temple of Doom.

Indy: *Laughs along with bad guy for a couple seconds* Son of a bitch.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-11 07:43pm

Goldfinger:

With a laser inching towards little jimmy

Bond: So do expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, mister Bond. I expect you to die!

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-10-11 07:58pm

Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?" Robert De Niro is a legand.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-11 07:58pm

The Asshole Sketch from Space Balls.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-10-11 08:28pm

"If God did not want them fleeced, he would not have made them sheep!"

Say what you want about how the Magnificent Seven compares to the Seven Samurai, but you can't deny it had a much, much cooler villian.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-10-11 09:00pm

I'm sure I give the same response to these when they pop up...

"Ni, Ping, and Niii-whomm."
(Niwhom)
(Shhh...)

"This man commands the cwack legions, he wanks as high as any in Wome..."

"Last night, governor, my toilet was broken into..."
"Broken into?"

"Hold on a minute lads, I got a great idea, erm, er..."

"I feel... cold."

"Tonight, you shall taste manflesh..."

Ah, that'll do for now, if anyone is very desperate for wholesome internet based cookies, then they can name all the films, but really, they're all very obvious.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-11 09:15pm

Dr. Strangelove: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-10-11 09:27pm

"End of Line"-Master Control Program-Tron

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-12 03:22pm

"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache."

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-12 04:08pm

Jack Black in "the school of rock", to his students' parents, talking about how they've affected him

"Your Kids have repeatedly touched me, and im pretty sure i've touched them"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-12 04:12pm

"This planet should comb its hair over its bald spot" - Tom Servo.

"Doesn't the fact that its Universal make it International?" - Crow.

"MIKE BROKE THE HUBBLE! MIKE BROKE THE HUBBLE!" - Tom and Crow.

"Uh uh! This is your dishwashing liquid, you soak in it!" - Gypsey

"Wait a minute, Servo, you DO have an Interociter!" - Mike

- all from MST3K: The Movie

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-10-12 04:47pm

"ThE mAsTeR WoUlD nOt ApPrOvE oF tHiS." -Torgo, Manos: The Hands of Fate

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-10-12 04:52pm

I dont think theres any way i could narrow my favourite movie quotes down to just a handful.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2003-10-12 05:03pm

Apology accepted, Captain Needa- If you dont know who said that u deseved to be sodomozed by a wookie.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-12 05:12pm

"But who don't understand, Osgood! I'm.. ah, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-12 05:14pm

InnerBrat wrote:"But who don't understand, Osgood! I'm.. ah, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."

I remember that. The train scene was pretty funny.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-12 05:15pm

YT300000 wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:"But who don't understand, Osgood! I'm.. ah, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."

I remember that. The train scene was pretty funny.

Best. closing. Line. Ever.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-12 11:38pm

It really really is.

Oh yeah then there is:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-End of Evangelion

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-10-12 11:48pm

Crazedwraith wrote:Apology accepted, Captain Needa- If you dont know who said that u deseved to be sodomozed by a wookie.

Good 'ol Kirk

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-10-13 01:00am

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...or the one." --Spock

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2003-10-13 01:02am

"It puts the lotion on its skin! It does what its told!" ~Buffalo Bob~

Morbid freak....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-13 01:02am

jodathalas wrote:"It puts the lotion on its skin! It does what its told!" ~Buffalo Bob~

Morbid freak....

Excellent movie.