"Once it hits your lips, its so good!" ~Will Ferrel~ Old School
Its just the way he says it I guess. Hilarious movie. Go see if you havent already.
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"- if you don't know who said this, please turn yourself in to have your American citizenship revoked.
"Go ahead. Make my day."- see above.
"Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision!"- Emperor Palpatine
"Apology Accepted, Captain Needha."- Darth Vader
"May the Force be wIth you"- various
"Say hello to my little friend!"- Tony Montana
"Why don't you try stickin' your head up your ass ... see if it fits."- Tony Montana
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."- Tony Montana
"I never fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to him, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one."- Tony Montana
"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!"- Tony Montana
"We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it."- Capt. Ramsey
"They have warped my fragile little mind!"- Eric Cartman
"The numbers all go to 11"- Nigel Tufnel, from Spinal Tap. As an aside, I have a Klipsch subwoofer in my basement whose numbers actually do go to 11. I can only imagine that the designers were big fans of the movie.
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"- President Merkin Muffley
"I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."- General Jack D. Ripper
"He's dead, Jim."- Bones McCoy
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"- Peter Venkman.
"The horror ... the horror ..."- Col. Kurtz
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory." Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"Yippie kai-yay, motherfucker!"- John McClane
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!"- Police Chief Louis Renault
"Stupid is as stupid does"- Forrest Gump
"Wake up! Time to die."- Leon Kowalski
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."- Hannibal Lecter
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"- Number Six
"It's not the years. It's the mileage."- Indiana Jones.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?"- Bluto Blutarski
"Houston, we have a problem."- Jim Lovell
"We're on a mission from God"- Elwood Blues
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."- William Munny
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- Inigo Montoya
"What are you doing, Dave?"- HAL
"It's good to be the king."- King Louis (Mel Brooks version)
"That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever! Until you are dead!"- Kyle Reese
"I've got better things to do tonight than die."- Springer, while defending Autobot City
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"- Michael Corleone
"Hasta la vista, baby"- Cyberdyne Systems Model 101
"Steel is not strong, boy. Flesh is stronger!"- Thulsa Doom
"Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood"- Thulsa Doom
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valour pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to Hell with you!"- Conan
"To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women."- Conan, on what is best in life.
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"- Ellen Ripley
"Do you remember Sully, when I said I would kill you last? I lied."- Col. John Matrix.
I could probably think of more, but I grow fatigued.
"Go ahead. Make my day."- see above.
"Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision!"- Emperor Palpatine
"Apology Accepted, Captain Needha."- Darth Vader
"May the Force be wIth you"- various
"Say hello to my little friend!"- Tony Montana
"Why don't you try stickin' your head up your ass ... see if it fits."- Tony Montana
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."- Tony Montana
"I never fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to him, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one."- Tony Montana
"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!"- Tony Montana
"We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it."- Capt. Ramsey
"They have warped my fragile little mind!"- Eric Cartman
"The numbers all go to 11"- Nigel Tufnel, from Spinal Tap. As an aside, I have a Klipsch subwoofer in my basement whose numbers actually do go to 11. I can only imagine that the designers were big fans of the movie.
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"- President Merkin Muffley
"I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."- General Jack D. Ripper
"He's dead, Jim."- Bones McCoy
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"- Peter Venkman.
"The horror ... the horror ..."- Col. Kurtz
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory." Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"Yippie kai-yay, motherfucker!"- John McClane
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!"- Police Chief Louis Renault
"Stupid is as stupid does"- Forrest Gump
"Wake up! Time to die."- Leon Kowalski
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."- Hannibal Lecter
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"- Number Six
"It's not the years. It's the mileage."- Indiana Jones.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?"- Bluto Blutarski
"Houston, we have a problem."- Jim Lovell
"We're on a mission from God"- Elwood Blues
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."- William Munny
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- Inigo Montoya
"What are you doing, Dave?"- HAL
"It's good to be the king."- King Louis (Mel Brooks version)
"That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever! Until you are dead!"- Kyle Reese
"I've got better things to do tonight than die."- Springer, while defending Autobot City
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"- Michael Corleone
"Hasta la vista, baby"- Cyberdyne Systems Model 101
"Steel is not strong, boy. Flesh is stronger!"- Thulsa Doom
"Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood"- Thulsa Doom
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valour pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to Hell with you!"- Conan
"To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women."- Conan, on what is best in life.
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"- Ellen Ripley
"Do you remember Sully, when I said I would kill you last? I lied."- Col. John Matrix.
I could probably think of more, but I grow fatigued.
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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"The effect?! I'll tell you what the effect is! It's pissing me off!"
-Lab Monkey from Ghostbusters.
"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
"Back off man. I'm a scientist."
"If I'm wrong, nothing happens. We'll go to jail, peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny ... you will have saved the lives ... of millions of registered voters."
-Dr. Peter Venkemenn.
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
-General from South Park, on if he'd ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation.
-Lab Monkey from Ghostbusters.
"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
"Back off man. I'm a scientist."
"If I'm wrong, nothing happens. We'll go to jail, peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny ... you will have saved the lives ... of millions of registered voters."
-Dr. Peter Venkemenn.
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
-General from South Park, on if he'd ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation.
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"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
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Ok I should know where this comes from, but for the life of me I cannot remember. What movie is it from?The_Lumberjack wrote:"Tonight, you shall taste manflesh..."
EDIT: nevermind.... Lord of the Rings:FotR I remember now.
"War.... it's faaaaaantastic!" <--- Hot Shots:Part Duex
"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!"~ Seth from Dusk Till Dawn
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"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!"~ Seth from Dusk Till Dawn
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"when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses..."
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses..."
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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"Impressive... most impressive."
"Unfortunately, for yours truly, that train sailed."
"Unfortunately, for yours truly, that train sailed."
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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"Oh SHIT!"-Data, Generations
"Your worse then I am, you chose this life, I can't Help it."-Hans Bleaker "M"
"Top of the World MA!"-James Cagney, White Heat
"We need a bigger Boat."-Roy Scheider, Jaws
"Smile you son of a Bitch!"-Roy Scheider, Jaws
"But I can still be a plain speaking Villian."-John The Bastard, Much Ado about nothing.
"You sir, are an Ass!"-King Richard, Much ado about nothing.
"Are you going to draw those Irons or wistle dixie"-Jose Wales
"Your cute"-Sanjero
"What did you say?"-Bandit
"You pretend that your tough, but you are really just babies, that's cute."-Sanjero
"I'll have you know we are wanted men. I have the Deathpenalty in several provinces."-Bandit
*Sanjero turns away*
*Bandit draws dagger and charges Sanjero*
*Sanjero suddenly draws his katana and cut's off the bandit's arm while the bartender tries to restore order. Sanjero slices into two of the Bandit's friends. Extreme close up of the severed arm still clutching the weapon.*
<A scene from Yojimbo I swear Lucas has copied in Starwars>
"Your worse then I am, you chose this life, I can't Help it."-Hans Bleaker "M"
"Top of the World MA!"-James Cagney, White Heat
"We need a bigger Boat."-Roy Scheider, Jaws
"Smile you son of a Bitch!"-Roy Scheider, Jaws
"But I can still be a plain speaking Villian."-John The Bastard, Much Ado about nothing.
"You sir, are an Ass!"-King Richard, Much ado about nothing.
"Are you going to draw those Irons or wistle dixie"-Jose Wales
"Your cute"-Sanjero
"What did you say?"-Bandit
"You pretend that your tough, but you are really just babies, that's cute."-Sanjero
"I'll have you know we are wanted men. I have the Deathpenalty in several provinces."-Bandit
*Sanjero turns away*
*Bandit draws dagger and charges Sanjero*
*Sanjero suddenly draws his katana and cut's off the bandit's arm while the bartender tries to restore order. Sanjero slices into two of the Bandit's friends. Extreme close up of the severed arm still clutching the weapon.*
<A scene from Yojimbo I swear Lucas has copied in Starwars>
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Cookies please, hopefully.The_Lumberjack wrote:I'm sure I give the same response to these when they pop up...
"Ni, Ping, and Niii-whomm."
(Niwhom)
(Shhh...)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"This man commands the cwack legions, he wanks as high as any in Wome..."
Monty Python's Life of Brian
"Last night, governor, my toilet was broken into..."
"Broken into?"
As Above (?)
"Hold on a minute lads, I got a great idea, erm, er..."
The Italian Job
"I feel... cold."
Pirates of the Caribbean
"Tonight, you shall taste manflesh..."
One of the Lord of the Rings
Ah, that'll do for now, if anyone is very desperate for wholesome internet based cookies, then they can name all the films, but really, they're all very obvious.
Also:
"Now Danny i want the ball. you get me the ball."
"I'll get you the ball"
"You get me the ball"
"I'll get you the ball !"
"YOU GET ME THE BALL!!"
"I'LL GET YOU BALL !!! AHHHHHHH!!!"
"I hope he doesn't kill anyone"
"You got me the ball"
"I got you the ball"
"You got me the ball!"
"I got you the ball!"
"YOU GOT ME THE BALL!!!"
"I GOT YOU THE BALL!!!"
"Now sit down."
-The Replacements
If it bleeds ... we can kill it.
-Predator
Fuck you, ass-hole
- The Terminator
Get busy living, or get busy dieing.
-The Shawshank Redemption
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
Hammerman! Hammer!
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Great quote. The following, all from Shawshank, not great just funny:2000AD wrote: Get busy living, or get busy dieing.
-The Shawshank Redemption
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. - Captain Hadley
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk? - Captain Hadley
Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!
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2000AD wrote:The_Lumberjack wrote:I'm sure I give the same response to these when they pop up...
"Ni, Ping, and Niii-whomm."
(Niwhom)
(Shhh...)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Yep
"This man commands the cwack legions, he wanks as high as any in Wome..."
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Yep
"Last night, governor, my toilet was broken into..."
"Broken into?"
As Above (?)
The Italian Job
"Hold on a minute lads, I got a great idea, erm, er..."
The Italian Job
Yep
"I feel... cold."
Pirates of the Caribbean
Yep
"Tonight, you shall taste manflesh..."
One of the Lord of the Rings
Fellowship of the Ring
Tosses a handful of cookies to 2000AD...
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
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"I see Blue, he looks glorious" -old school
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, GLORY lasts forever" -replacements
"It's MegaMaid, sir. She's gone from suck to blow!" -spaceballs
BTTF...
"Marty: Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a delorean?
Doc: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style."
"George: Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one.
Biff: Just finishing up the second coat now.
George: Now Biff, don’t con me.
Biff: I’m, I’m sorry, Mr. McFly, I mean, I was just starting on the
second coat.
George: That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away with something."
"Peter: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
Jameson: I trust my barber" -spider-man
Can't Hardly Wait...
"Look, maybe we should go over the plan again. Alright, we will set up behind
the poolhouse right there. This is me, you are Grand Moff Tarkin, and you are Boba Fett."
"Wait wait, how come he gets to be Boba Fett?"
"Really it doesn't matter, alright fine you're Boba Fett, and you're Grand Moff Tarkin."
"I don't wanna be Grand Moff Tarkin."
"Alright, you know what, fine... you're both KISS dolls!"
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, GLORY lasts forever" -replacements
"It's MegaMaid, sir. She's gone from suck to blow!" -spaceballs
BTTF...
"Marty: Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a delorean?
Doc: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style."
"George: Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one.
Biff: Just finishing up the second coat now.
George: Now Biff, don’t con me.
Biff: I’m, I’m sorry, Mr. McFly, I mean, I was just starting on the
second coat.
George: That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away with something."
"Peter: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
Jameson: I trust my barber" -spider-man
Can't Hardly Wait...
"Look, maybe we should go over the plan again. Alright, we will set up behind
the poolhouse right there. This is me, you are Grand Moff Tarkin, and you are Boba Fett."
"Wait wait, how come he gets to be Boba Fett?"
"Really it doesn't matter, alright fine you're Boba Fett, and you're Grand Moff Tarkin."
"I don't wanna be Grand Moff Tarkin."
"Alright, you know what, fine... you're both KISS dolls!"
"You know what they say about women and trolley cars... there's plenty of them in the sea."
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"Hoot" from Black Hawk Down: When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do ya do it man? Why? Just some war junkie?" Ya know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.
Eversmann: Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way.
Eversmann: Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way.
"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit."- Hudson
"Why don't you put her in charge"- Hudson
"She pukes, you die."- Chet
"It's not the age, it's the milage."- Indiana Jones
"God's riding with us? Have you seen our car? *smack* It only has two seats. Where is he going to sit?"- Dean Martin, Cannonball Run.
"My name is Maximus Desimus Merridious. Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servent of the true Emperor, Marcus Arelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence. In this life or the next."
-Maximus
"Good, bad. I'm the one with the gun." -Ash
"Imperial troops have entered the base, Imperial troops have entered the..."- unknown Rebel
"Of all the souls I have encountered durring my travels, his was the most....Human."- James T Kirk
"What the hell was that. Spaceball 1, she's gone plaid." - Barf
"Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision." - Emperor Palpatine
"What is thy bidding, my Master."- Darth Vader
"You are in command now, Admiral Piet." -Darth Vader
"Who's scruffy looking?" - Han Solo
"She's probably stealing the money to pay for an abortion." -Gibson
"Ha, I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon." -Gibson
"I'm screwed." -Zorg
"Why don't you put her in charge"- Hudson
"She pukes, you die."- Chet
"It's not the age, it's the milage."- Indiana Jones
"God's riding with us? Have you seen our car? *smack* It only has two seats. Where is he going to sit?"- Dean Martin, Cannonball Run.
"My name is Maximus Desimus Merridious. Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servent of the true Emperor, Marcus Arelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence. In this life or the next."
-Maximus
"Good, bad. I'm the one with the gun." -Ash
"Imperial troops have entered the base, Imperial troops have entered the..."- unknown Rebel
"Of all the souls I have encountered durring my travels, his was the most....Human."- James T Kirk
"What the hell was that. Spaceball 1, she's gone plaid." - Barf
"Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision." - Emperor Palpatine
"What is thy bidding, my Master."- Darth Vader
"You are in command now, Admiral Piet." -Darth Vader
"Who's scruffy looking?" - Han Solo
"She's probably stealing the money to pay for an abortion." -Gibson
"Ha, I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon." -Gibson
"I'm screwed." -Zorg
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Game over, man! Game over! -Hudson
We're in some reall pretty shit now, man! -Same.
Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey! Not a hobbit walking party! Throw yourself in next time and then you will be no further nuisance! -Gandalf
You are one ugly mother...Danny Glover Predator 2
.....Mother Fucccckkkkkeeerrrr...Predator, predator 2
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum- Rowdy roddy piper as Nada in They Live!
Look man, I only need to know one thing...where they are. -Vasquez aliens
eyyyeyeeyeeyesssiettytyyyy puuuuuubuuhbu buhhh buhb bbbuuuuuhhh sheeeouuuuuuubebowodoooooou PBBBBBBBBBBBT Shabbadabbababbdaabdaabdaabdadabdobodooo. *sigh* - Jim Carrey in Liar Liar
We're in some reall pretty shit now, man! -Same.
Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey! Not a hobbit walking party! Throw yourself in next time and then you will be no further nuisance! -Gandalf
You are one ugly mother...Danny Glover Predator 2
.....Mother Fucccckkkkkeeerrrr...Predator, predator 2
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum- Rowdy roddy piper as Nada in They Live!
Look man, I only need to know one thing...where they are. -Vasquez aliens
eyyyeyeeyeeyesssiettytyyyy puuuuuubuuhbu buhhh buhb bbbuuuuuhhh sheeeouuuuuuubebowodoooooou PBBBBBBBBBBBT Shabbadabbababbdaabdaabdaabdadabdobodooo. *sigh* - Jim Carrey in Liar Liar
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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!
Hail to the King Baby!
Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer
"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint
"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder
The Dark Guard Fleet
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Ghost Rider
- Spirit of Vengeance
- Posts: 27779
- Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
- Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars
"Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
"This is where you fall down."
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
"This is where you fall down."
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all
Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all
Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
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Lord Pounder
- Pretty Hate Machine
- Posts: 9695
- Joined: 2002-11-19 04:40pm
- Location: Belfast, unfortunately
- Contact:
"Unlike other Robin Hoods I actually have an English accent" - Robin Hood Men In Tights
"If i say myself in pants like those i'd have to kick my own ass" - Happy Gilmore
"The price is WRONG bitch" - Happy Gilmore
"I am Conor McLeod of the clan McLeod, and i'm immortal" - Highlander
"Theres no point in living if you can't feel alive" - The World Is Not Enough
"If i say myself in pants like those i'd have to kick my own ass" - Happy Gilmore
"The price is WRONG bitch" - Happy Gilmore
"I am Conor McLeod of the clan McLeod, and i'm immortal" - Highlander
"Theres no point in living if you can't feel alive" - The World Is Not Enough
RIP Yosemite Bear
Gone, Never Forgotten
Gone, Never Forgotten
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Gandalf
- SD.net White Wizard
- Posts: 16369
- Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
- Location: A video store in Australia
"Be excellent to each other."
"Who was Joan of Arc?"
"Noah's wife."
[Bill & Ted have just landed the phone booth in Bill's yard]
Ted: [to Missy] Uh, Ms. Preston. We'd like you to meet some of our...friends.
Bill: Yeah. This is Dave Beeth Oven.
[Beethoven kisses Missy's hand. She laughs]
Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy. Herman the Kid.
Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan. So-crates Johnson. Dennis Frood. And uh, uh...Abraham Lincoln.
"Who was Joan of Arc?"
"Noah's wife."
[Bill & Ted have just landed the phone booth in Bill's yard]
Ted: [to Missy] Uh, Ms. Preston. We'd like you to meet some of our...friends.
Bill: Yeah. This is Dave Beeth Oven.
[Beethoven kisses Missy's hand. She laughs]
Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy. Herman the Kid.
Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan. So-crates Johnson. Dennis Frood. And uh, uh...Abraham Lincoln.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
- What Kind of Username is That?
- Posts: 9254
- Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
- Location: Back in PA
"Before you die, there is one thing you need to know: I am your father's cousin's sister's nephew's former roomate!"
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing, which is what you're about to become!"
-Dark Helmet and Lone Starr, Spaceballs
"Who's that guy who saved the queen?"
"It's Enrico Pollazo!"
-The Naked Gun
"The truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping onto a bike with a seat missing, but it hurts!"
-Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2
"This prison will change you. I used to be white."
-Naked Gun 33 1/3
There are just so many good quotes out there, I just can't seem to think of any.
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing, which is what you're about to become!"
-Dark Helmet and Lone Starr, Spaceballs
"Who's that guy who saved the queen?"
"It's Enrico Pollazo!"
-The Naked Gun
"The truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping onto a bike with a seat missing, but it hurts!"
-Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2
"This prison will change you. I used to be white."
-Naked Gun 33 1/3
There are just so many good quotes out there, I just can't seem to think of any.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
"I Like to Dress in Women's Clothing"
"How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?"
"You're the Ruler of the Galaxy! Show a little taste!"
"Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?"
"How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?"
"You're the Ruler of the Galaxy! Show a little taste!"
"Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?"
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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The Kernel
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 7438
- Joined: 2003-09-17 02:31am
- Location: Kweh?!
"Man, fuck Lando Calrisian Uncle Tom Nigger!" - Chasing Amy
"Shut the fuck up Donnie!" - The Big Lebowski
"Well Mandrake, I first became aware of it [communist conspiracy] during the physical act of love." - Dr. Strangelove
"...Cum in Socks, Cum on Irene, Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls who Crave Cock, Girls who Crave Cunt..." - Clerks
"Well we get to do the next best thing...we get to kill people! [to the horrified lady next to him] No, not you!" - Dogma
"I have to return some videotapes..." - American Psycho
"Don't bother to help, it's a light car." - Sleeper
"Someone has a messy diaper..God why does that turn me on?" - Family Guy
"Shut the fuck up Donnie!" - The Big Lebowski
"Well Mandrake, I first became aware of it [communist conspiracy] during the physical act of love." - Dr. Strangelove
"...Cum in Socks, Cum on Irene, Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls who Crave Cock, Girls who Crave Cunt..." - Clerks
"Well we get to do the next best thing...we get to kill people! [to the horrified lady next to him] No, not you!" - Dogma
"I have to return some videotapes..." - American Psycho
"Don't bother to help, it's a light car." - Sleeper
"Someone has a messy diaper..God why does that turn me on?" - Family Guy