Movie quotes

[2000AD]

Get busy living, or get busy dieing.
-The Shawshank Redemption

Great quote. The following, all from Shawshank, not great just funny:

If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. - Captain Hadley

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk? - Captain Hadley

Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!

Just remembered:

"Put your trust in the Lord, your ass belongs to me."

I also went through the movie expecting Hadley to go "Dufraine, there can be only one!"

[Ranman311]

FULL...METAL...JACKET

Drill Sergeant: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Sergeant: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you

[Exonerate]

"You mean sex is a joke in heaven?!?"
"Well, from what I've seen, it's pretty much one on Earth too."

[HemlockGrey]

The Man With No Name: You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. Your own words, Ramone.
[Ramone fires off two shots, but The Man With No Name stands right back up.]
The Man With No Name: The heart, Ramone. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart, or you'll never stop me.

The Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Tuco: [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id..." "id..." "ids..."
Man With No Name: "Idiots." It's for you.

[Uraniun235]

"Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here, this is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove

"Don't grieve, Admiral. It was logical." -Wrath of Khan

[Dalton]

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. ---The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[Chardok]

Do you suck dicks?!
Sir no sir!
BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a Golfball through a garden hose!

Man, what a great movie...
OOH! Idea...replace the word hose with gnome! LMMFAO!

[Tsyroc]

"Who are you mister?"

"Jacob McCandles."

"I thought you was dead."

"Not hardly."



from Big Jake

[Keevan_Colton]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
- Roy Batty,Bladerunner

No tickets
Silent Bob,Dogma

[Tsyroc]

Alison to super sensative Elliot:
"I just wanna be with a man who will ignore me and take me
for granted and who's only pretending to be interested in who I am and what
I think so he can get into my pants."

"Tough-guy Dude" in Army shirt: "That would be me."

Alison:"Oh thank you."

Elliot (as Alison leaves): <crying>"Alison!, don't go. I'll get into your pants!"


From Bedazzled

[Boba Fett]

"- You shot an unarmed man!
- He should have armed himself." - Of course you know it...

A bunch of Vader's best...

"The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you're not a Jedi yet."

"Only your hatred can destroy me!"

"Impressive...most impressive."

"- He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
- No. I'm your father."

"He will join us or die, my master."

"Asteroids do not concern me. I want that ship, not excuses."

"All too easy."

"Your powers are weak, old man."

"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."

"So be it...Jedi." - The Emperor

"As you wish." - Boba Fett

"Go ahaed. Make my day." - Dirty Harry

"Guano: Ok. I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the Unites States on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you?

Mandrake: What?

Guano: You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company." - Dr. Strangelove

"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make your own choice, Rico." - Rasczak, Starship Troopers

[2000AD]

"- You shot an unurmed man!
- He should have armed himself." - Of course you know it...

Ahhhhhh! I can't remember. this is going to be bugging me for ages now!

[Knife]

"Call me Snake." -Snake Pliskin

"Hell, we can be friends. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister." -Gunny Heartman

[Lord Pounder]

The greatest thing the devil ever did was maked people believe he didn't exist - The Usual Suspects

You shoot me in a dream you better wake up an appologize - Resevoir Dogs

This you primitive screwheads is my BOOM stick - Army of Darkness

[Boba Fett]

"- You shot an unarmed man!
- He should have armed himself." - Of course you know it...

Ahhhhhh! I can't remember. this is going to be bugging me for ages now!

A little hint...Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman...

[Robert Treder]

Hanzo's Assistant: If this were the military, I'd be general by now!

Hattori Hanzo: If you were general, I'd be Emperor, and you'd still get the sake!

- Kill Bill: Vol. 1

[2000AD]

"- You shot an unarmed man!
- He should have armed himself." - Of course you know it...

Ahhhhhh! I can't remember. this is going to be bugging me for ages now!

A little hint...Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman...

Unforgiven?

[Darth Wong]

Ahhhhhh! I can't remember. this is going to be bugging me for ages now!

A little hint...Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman...

Unforgiven?

"This here is William Munny. Killer of women and children."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill. For what you did to Ned."

[Tsyroc]

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle 'Dixie' ?"

The Outlaw Josey Wales

[SyntaxVorlon]

There are a cadre of Silent Bob quotes:

There are a million fine women in the world, but not all of them will bring you lasagna at work.
--Clerks

Excitement, adventure? A jedi knows not these things.--Mallrats

The Chasing Amy monologue was one of the best in modern film.

[Col. Crackpot]

"This city is like a giant pussy, just waiting to be fucked." Tony Montana
(Scarface)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Hannibal Lecter
(The Silence of the Lambs)

"A Mo-Jo, it's a very modern machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!" -Ben Fong Torres
(Almost Famous)

"I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!" -Guy Fleegman
(Galaxy Quesy)

[The Yosemite Bear]

"Buzzard's got to eat too."-Outlaw Jose Wales.

"And some people only get Flowers for Valentines day."-Cheech Marin, Bloodwork

"Your Snake Pilskin, I heard you was Dead."-Escape from New York
"Your Snake Pilskin, You looked Taller on TV."-Escape from L.A.