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How to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses (and Muslims)

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http://www.spectrumz.com/z/knocker.html

This is a tasteless, disgusting link and God will hate you forever if you click on it.
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*What* god?

Nice link btw!
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This is chick to mother hen, we have a whiskey tango foxtrot inbound at 6 o' clock high do we have permision to engage?
Negative chick, get your ass outta there while you still can!
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Cancel Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
From what I heard, this is from Scary Movie 2..nothing special.

As for the bells.....that kicks ass.

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I love it!!
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:shock:

Wow, didn't need to see that. But, it is funny :lol:
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Fighter of Foo wrote::shock:

Wow, didn't need to see that. But, it is funny :lol:
You're too young! Ah what the hell am I talking about, I was shoplifting Playboys at your age. :twisted:

As for doorknocker, I need to find a set that looks like a pair of knockers...as in boobies. Someone must be selling them by now...
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Re: How to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses (and Muslims)

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Durran Korr wrote:http://www.spectrumz.com/z/knocker.html

This is a tasteless, disgusting link and God will hate you forever if you click on it.
I clicked it because you said that. Seems like it would actually work well.
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Durran Korr wrote:This is a tasteless, disgusting link and God will hate you forever if you click on it.
What are you talking about? God already hates my guts.
Ouch! We don't need to be giving women that idea.
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I'm wondering: Do you have some pervert waking you up every night, only for you to find out that he's licking the knocker?
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When i read Knocker i expected actual knockers. :?
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Re: How to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses (and Muslims)

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Durran Korr wrote:This is a tasteless, disgusting link and God will hate you forever if you click on it.
God already hates me, so it won't make much of a difference...
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Isn't that the chick from Scary Movie?
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