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Re: Sd.net Hunk o' man meat competition

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darthdavid wrote:Post your pictures ye hot men of sd.net. The gays, bisexuals and femme fatals will then vote on your extreme studdlieness in another thread.
I know it's early yet to think about this, but considering that we ran out of poll space for FEMALES, perhaps we should consider divisions if the number of pics gets high enough. You know, kinda like the playoffs before the World Series, then the winners can go up against each other in a free-for-all of male hormones.

Also, shouldn't we include a personality section like they do for beauty pagents? Personality goes a long way...
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Ooh, tis getting serious, I hereby announce that I suffered a momentary mixture of curiousity, whim and vanity, so... *pulls on large antlers and puts on the infamous ceremonial purple tights* ...I shall withdraw, and will be getting back to the more serious business of world domination and scaring my flatmates... *throws smoke grenade down and vanishes*

EDIT: Now there's a picture I should post... :)
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this, apart from a school photo (long story, lets just say a pretty lady walked in the room provoking a non fake smile for once) is probably the best photo i have of my self....
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Meh, I'm a little plump in this one but what the hell....
Me and the kids at Universal.
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Me and my 'other' children.
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Behold!

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Y'all do realize that right now Rye has you all beat. :D

/me scrolls back down to the pic of Rye... *BOING!*
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Knife you look just like Tom Hanks!

*waits patiently for Raoul and Ver to enter*
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Well I know I stand no chance of winning but what the hell:
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And a few others for reference:

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Photo from my yr 11 formal this one is about 5 years old now though, damn now I feel old. anyway enjoy.
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Zaia wrote:ver: well, any one, really.
:lol: This amuses me. As if this weren't a blatant attempt at saying I'm hot. ;):P

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verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:ver: well, any one, really.
:lol: This amuses me. As if this weren't a blatant attempt at saying I'm hot. ;):P

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I know you weren't talking to me, but you are hot. :P
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Knife wrote:Meh, I'm a little plump in this one but what the hell....
Me and the kids at Universal.
Oooo im definitely voting for the hot cardboard one....*drools*
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Colonel Olrik wrote:I don't play nice with others
You look incredibly like....aahh...i dont know who! You look like someone, i can't pinpoint it. Anyway, very nice.
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Zaia wrote:Dalton: one of you smiling, por favor?
How about this?
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Maybe this will be more appropriate...
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Zaia wrote:Mad: hmmmmm, can't remember which one's my fave. Probably the first you posted?
A'ight, as requested...

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If anyone thinks any other pictures should be entered, just let me know.
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Here I am.

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That's me at my Year 11 Formal, I'm the one on the right in the blue.
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verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:ver: well, any one, really.
:lol: This amuses me. As if this weren't a blatant attempt at saying I'm hot. ;):P

~ver
You're hot. :P
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Gandalf wrote:Here I am.



That's me at my Year 11 Formal, I'm the one on the right in the blue.
Bigger!
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BoredShirtless wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Here I am.



That's me at my Year 11 Formal, I'm the one on the right in the blue.
Bigger!
Make it so!
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InnerBrat wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:ver: well, any one, really.
:lol: This amuses me. As if this weren't a blatant attempt at saying I'm hot. ;):P

~ver
You're hot. :P
:P

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The latter one I took like 2 minutes ago.. My hair's up cos it's annoying me. >< Long night at club.

Also, in the second one, you can see my ear piercing, and a really bad shot of my tattoo. o.o;

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Mr Flibble wrote:Well I know I stand no chance of winning but what the hell:
http://home.iprimus.com.au/sijar/me.jpg

And a few others for reference:

Me with cat
Me with my best friend's fiance
Photo from my yr 11 formal this one is about 5 years old now though, damn now I feel old. anyway enjoy.
Anyone ever tell you that you look like Charlie Sheen?
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Post by Zaia »

verilon wrote::lol: This amuses me. As if this weren't a blatant attempt at saying I'm hot. ;):P

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Why, whatever do you mean, Hot Pants? :D
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Kuja wrote:
Mr Flibble wrote:Well I know I stand no chance of winning but what the hell:
http://home.iprimus.com.au/sijar/me.jpg

And a few others for reference:

Me with cat
Me with my best friend's fiance
Photo from my yr 11 formal this one is about 5 years old now though, damn now I feel old. anyway enjoy.
Anyone ever tell you that you look like Charlie Sheen?
Why do these "what do you look like threads" always degenerate into blatant pick up lines? :P
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