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Eleas wrote:You know, you're really good at that. ;)
Why yes, it's all part of my secret agenda, I'm really a rabid trekkie deep undercover.
Forget that, ok?
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Eleas wrote:You know, you're really good at that. ;)
Why yes, it's all part of my secret agenda, I'm really a rabid trekkie deep undercover.
Forget that, ok?
...I'll forget that, ok.
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Its helps to use
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Mr Bean wrote:Its helps to use
*AMENSIA DUST!
Poof you remeber nothing!
No, he was using an old Jedi mind trick.
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:I just recently started a debate with a troll trekkie at MSN boards and i've had very good laughs when reading his responses, i just felt obligated to share this with you.

Laughing? I feel more like puking.
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Eleas wrote:
Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:I just picked a few parts of his idiocy that i could quickly find but he is pretty funny.

My knowledge on phasers is a bit lacking, could anyone clear me out on what NDF really means and does it affect shields.
As a term, NDF officially doesn't exist anymore. NDF was the name given by the TMs. Thus, the term's still colored by the connection to the TM. Therefore, some fans have pushed for re-acceptance of the old term POOC (Phase Out Of The Continuum) to describe the effects. This motion has yet to gain popularity.
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You mean you can pooky some one to death?
HAHA, that was funny, Pooky someone to death :lol:
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People like that tend to infuriate me more than make me laugh. They really don't say anything other than "ST would win because I say it would." The ones that crack me up are the morons who try to alter the laws of science/debating as they go along. Those are the best because they are such complete idiots.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Eleas wrote:You know, you're really good at that. ;)
Why yes, it's all part of my secret agenda, I'm really a rabid trekkie deep undercover.
Forget that, ok?
Its times like this that you need a good Chuck quote, now where did it go:

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Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:I just picked a few parts of his idiocy that i could quickly find but he is pretty funny.

My knowledge on phasers is a bit lacking, could anyone clear me out on what NDF really means and does it affect shields.
As a term, NDF officially doesn't exist anymore. NDF was the name given by the TMs. Thus, the term's still colored by the connection to the TM. Therefore, some fans have pushed for re-acceptance of the old term POOC (Phase Out Of The Continuum) to describe the effects. This motion has yet to gain popularity.
You mean you can pooky some one to death?
No! The term is POOC!

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You're doing a good job, but really you're letting this stupid fuckwit get away with far too much. Judging from your comments about Star Destroyer HTLs, you simply haven't done your research- don't rely on your model look a the movie model. You have visited Star Wars Technical Commentaries haven't you?

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/Xbarbi ... r14isd.jpg

Here you will see an Imperator-class 4 heavy turrets (first 3 are HTLs, last 1 is ion cannon) turrets in all its glory.

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/Xbrooklyn/Isd23.jpg

Here you will see the portside octuple barrel HTLs in all their glory on an Imperator II. Counting these guns alone and no others, an ISD2 has 64 heavy turbolasers.

Smackdown this loser!!!
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Post by Rightous Fist Of Heaven »

Thanks Vympel. Well he brought up the HTL shit so suddenly that i didnt have the time nor the interest to start finding iron hard proof as backup but anyways this helps.

He has allready conceded by staying silent regarding many of the smaller arguments he is quickly running out of bullshit :D
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I loved his X-Wings have no shields comment

Man they must be churning out these fools in a factory somewhere!!!

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Whoops- you said that the turrets on an ISD2 are only designed for broadsides- not true. While that's where they can deliver the most power at close range, the turrets can swivel any which way, and at a target far enough away, all 64 guns can be brought to bear head on. Same goes with the ISD, of course it's an easy mistake to make as it looks like the HTLs can't fire forward- but they can.
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Ah ok thanks for clearing that up, so the turrets rise in a stair like way or something to make them shoot forward too, but thats not really important.
I'm really excpecting his response so i can laugh some more.

Allso did you see his so called calculations ? In those parts i laughed most.
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