Remove the space. You know a page is made by amateurs when the title of the very first page is index.jpg Theres also a pretty funny picture of the Great Leader singing, and a page titled "Korea is One!", which has a flash demo of what N. Korea is "really" like.
Ever wanted to see the inside of North Korea?
DO YOU want to see the things ordinary tourists don't?
DO you want to talk and work with ORDINARY people, farmers and workers in North Korea?
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea invites YOU!
Seggybop wrote:"The People's Army is invincible!!"
Their theme song is kind of cool, at least.
Only as long as their opposition's main method of defense is throwing rocks,once they discover spears, it's on.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
US Losses according to them:
405 000 soldiers (Can you believe this?)
12 224 aircraft (which is probably more then the US used in total)
564 warships (ROFL!)
3 255 tanks and armoured vehicles (sure...)
7 695 Cannons of different calibre (Cannons?)
925 152 Light weapons (Huh?)
"You know, I was God once."
"Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
Bender and God, Futurama
Phong and I determined a while ago that in order to reach the number of 564 U.S. warships destroyed during the Korean War, they must be counting every U.S. Navy ship that was lost by any means during that period, including engineering accidents and the massive fleet drawdown following World War II.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
To give them their due, it's actually a quite nifty coat-of-arms their government has - I simply have a weakness for the national emblems (not flags) of Leninist states, even though I despise their political views.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Vympel wrote:Vietnam also claimed ludicrous amounts of US aircraft destroyed by small arms fire on commeromative stamps- lemme see if I can dig them up
I believe they issued a 2,500 stamp and a 5,000 stamp, in the space of one year. US fixed wing losses did total about 3,300... however that includes losses to all causes, from 1961-1973. In case anyone is surprised by that number, keep in mind that when the number of sorties flown is considered the loss rate is actually less then .2%, which is quite tiny.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
I didn't know the NK had money andtech or the lack of paranoia to establish a network connection to the outside world. 
