ORGASMIC SIMULATION

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-10-17 10:34am

Try this Orgasmic Simulation

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1949/simulator.htm

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-17 10:40am

I don't know how rue that is, or how close to true, but it is funny.

~ver

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-17 11:02am

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-17 11:05am

verilon wrote: I don't know how rue that is, or how close to true, but it is funny.

~ver

Pretty close.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-17 12:34pm

is this link safe to clicky at work?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-17 12:38pm

i gonna make the wild assumption that site was made by a female...

i can still feel my screen shaking, that was fun lol

*does the female one again*

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-17 01:08pm

Ohh, yes!! Yes!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-10-17 02:37pm

Chardok wrote:is this link safe to clicky at work?

I personally wouldn't do it, wait till you get home.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-17 02:38pm

Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-17 03:06pm

Wow that's was funny.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-10-17 03:20pm

Heh. Now I feel all jealous.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-17 03:46pm

Does it really take 35 minutes to get a woman to orgasm??? I know they take a long time but THAT long???

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-17 03:56pm

no it takes about 5 to 10 minutes if your doing it right...

3 - 5 mintutes or so for a guy...

thats just playing on stereotypes

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-17 04:04pm

Bah. I can make a man last longer than that.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-17 04:06pm

you including foreplay in that?

also... is that continuous sex? or are you forcing them to stop and making them beg

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-17 04:30pm

InnerBrat wrote:Bah. I can make a man last longer than that.

I don't believe you.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-17 05:58pm

Shinova wrote:Does it really take 35 minutes to get a woman to orgasm??? I know they take a long time but THAT long???

That's not even enough time for my husband to stroke off.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-17 05:59pm

I think I'm falling in love with InnerBrat's avatar.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-17 06:28pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?

They just use code that moves the IE window in small increments, then they repeat it 1000x times.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-17 06:31pm

Zac Naloen wrote:no it takes about 5 to 10 minutes if your doing it right...

3 - 5 mintutes or so for a guy...

thats just playing on stereotypes

BS, a man can last just as long as a woman. It's just a question of time; usually guys don't want to spend an hour and a half doing it, so they work fast so they can get on with their day.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-17 06:34pm

Since when did my vision go all blurry?

still fun.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-17 06:35pm

My personal record is going at it for 4 hours. Fair enough i'd had a wank that night before i went out but it's evened out by the fact that that was the night i lost my virginity. I made her cum 4 times and she didn't wanna let me go. Despite being a virgin i'd been reading FHM for years and learned a few tricks.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-10-17 06:38pm

The Kernel wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?
They just use code that moves the IE window in small increments, then they repeat it 1000x times.

Yeah; it doesn't do it if you're using a good browser.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-17 06:39pm

The Kernel wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:no it takes about 5 to 10 minutes if your doing it right...

3 - 5 mintutes or so for a guy...

thats just playing on stereotypes
BS, a man can last just as long as a woman. It's just a question of time; usually guys don't want to spend an hour and a half doing it, so they work fast so they can get on with their day.

And traditionally it's the guy who's doing most of the physical work (damned missionary position).

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-17 06:41pm

Metrion Cascade wrote: And traditionally it's the guy who's doing most of the physical work (damned missionary position).

Depends on what the girl is like I guess. My last girlfriend always wanted to be dominating in bed, which means she basically wanted me to sit there while she did all the work. Not that this is bad, but sex is about the only regular excercise I get these days, so I like to exert myself.