ORGASMIC SIMULATION

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-17 06:42pm

Lord Pounder wrote: Despite being a virgin i'd been reading FHM for years and learned a few tricks.

What's this "FHM" you speak of? Sounds like interesting reading material.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-17 06:43pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote: Despite being a virgin i'd been reading FHM for years and learned a few tricks.
What's this "FHM" you speak of? Sounds like interesting reading material.

A "lads mag", like ,for eg, Maxim. IIRC it stands for For Him Magazine

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-17 06:46pm

Figures it's not published in the States, 'cause I've never heard of it.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-17 07:09pm

It is published in America. Jenna Jameson writes a monthly sex guide also. Try http://www.fhm.com for more info.

Darth Mall · Post by **Darth Mall** » 2003-10-17 08:57pm

Wow
definitly don't try that on aol. It fuks up your windows instead a shaking

*shakes head and opens mozilla*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-17 09:03pm

Hehehe. Funny stuff.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-10-17 09:31pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?

It's javascript. It's in the source code...

Code: Select all

<script language="JavaScript1.2">

<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (self.moveBy) {
for (i = 15; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.moveBy(0,i);
self.moveBy(i,0);
self.moveBy(0,-i);
self.moveBy(-i,0);
         }
      }
   }
}
// End -->

</script>

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-10-18 12:21am

Robert Treder wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?
They just use code that moves the IE window in small increments, then they repeat it 1000x times.
Yeah; it doesn't do it if you're using a good browser.

Works fine on firebird/linux.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-18 01:58am

Lord Pounder wrote:It is published in America. Jenna Jameson writes a monthly sex guide also. Try http://www.fhm.com for more info.

Me being not out of the house yet, I can't exactly subscribe to it, and I haven't seen it around here before... maybe you could just scan the relevant articles for me?

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-10-18 05:26pm

Just two words about that site: Fucking Funny!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-10-19 05:32am

Sounds about right...!

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-10-20 12:13am

That wasn't accurate. After the first one there should be more